The Opera is for Song ( to the tune of "The Internet is for Porn" from "Avenue Q")
Sung by Carlotta and Erik:
Carlotta:
The Opera is really really fine…
Erik:
FOR SONG!
Carlotta:
Christine was in a word sublime!
Erik:
FOR SONG!
Carlotta:
A place to find romance
Or be put in a hypnotic trance
A place for professional dance…
Erik:
AND SONG!
Carlotta:
HEY! You-a deed'nt let-a me feeneesh my-a song!
Erik:
So?
The Opera is for Song!
The Opera is for Song!
I like to sing
Songs written by Sting
SONG!
SONG!
SONG!
Carlotta:
Never-a mind!
I like to be in the spotlight…
Erik:
FOR SONG!
Carlotta:
My skin is Michael Jackson white!
Erik:
FOR SONG!
Carlotta:
My hair is fake-red
My husband is dead
At least I have…
Erik:
SONG!
Carlotta:
You know…the-a opera is-a not-a only for-a song…
Like Christine, you-a were-a doing it with the Phantom in-a de cellar!
Christine:
Yeah.
Carlotta:
And-a Meg, you were wandering-a de dark-a hallways even-a though girls-a should-a not-a do zat…
Meg:
Yeah.
Erik:
Yes, but what do you think they do after?
The opera is for song!
So come and sing along!
And watch John inside Gabrielle's thong!
SOOONNNGGG!
SOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!
SOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGG!