The Opera Phantom (to the tune of "Hakuna Matata" from "The Lion King")
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Sung by Andre and Firmin:
Andre:
The opera phantom
He's a bit of a craze
Firmin:
The opera phantom
Put Christine in a daze…
Andre:
And Miss Guidicelli
Got all spazzy
Both:
It's a 20,000 franc fee
Philosophy
The opera phantom…
Firmin:
Why, when I was in the junk business…
Andre:
Scrap metal, actually…
WHEN HE WAS IN THE
SCRAP METAL…BUSINESS!
Firmin:
Very nice!
Andre:
Thanks!
Firmin:
They found his business savvy to a certain appeal
Would clear the opera house after making the deal
Andre:
I'm an idiotic soul
The phantom's patience thinned…
And Carlotta, she never stood downwind…
AND, OH THE SHAME!
Firmin:
HE WAS ASHAMED!
Andre:
THOUGHT OF CHANGING MY NAME!
Firmin:
I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD CHANGE MY NAME!
Andre:
JOE BUQUET GOT PUNJABBED…
Firmin:
How did it feel?
Andre:
Very-
Firmin:
Andre, not in front of the chorus girls!
Andre:
Oops, sorry…
Both:
The Opera Phantom
He's a bit of a craze
The Opera Phantom
Put Christine in a daze…
Andre:
It means 20,000 franc fees
And groveling on our knees…
Both:
He made Christine
And Carlotta flee…
The Opera Phantom!
( Andre and Firmin do the walking across the log thing, only on one of the rafters backstage.)
Firmin:
It means annoying
The vicompte, Raoul de Chagny…
It's a catastrophe
That Piangi
The Opera Phantom!