Hello everyone! I'm SO sorry I haven't updated! Homework and other phics have kept me from updating! I've had this idea in my head for a few days now, and I just had to write it down! This next parody is based on a song from Corpse Bride! (Yes, I realize it is neither Broadway nor Disney. I hope no one minds!) Thank you all for your awesome reviews and your patience! Your feed back means so much to me!
( to the tune of "Tears to Shed" from "Corpse Bride")
Sung by: Erik, Madame Giry, and Nadir.
Madame Giry:
Oh, that little vicompte cannot sing at all! You've got so much more! You've got…you've got…YOU'RE THE ANGEL OF MUSIC!
Nadir:
What does that wimpy little fop have that you don't have triple?
Madame Giry:
He can't hold a candle to the sexiness of your voice!
Erik:
How about his face?
Madame Giry:
Overrated!
Nadir:
Overblown!
Both:
If she only knew the you that we know…
(Erik sighs)
Madame Giry:
And that prissy little rich boy doesn't leave her flowers!
Nadir:
And he doesn't seduce her with…
Both:
Music during late hours!
Madame Giry:
No, he doesn't compare!
Erik:
But he's an heir…
Madame Giry:
Who cares?
Nadir:
Unimportant!
Madame Giry:
Overrated!
Nadir:
Overblown!
Both:
If only she could see how special you can be if she only knew the you that we know!
Erik:
If I touch a burning candle
I can feel much pain
If you cut me with a knife
It's still the same
And I know that he's a vicompte
And I know that I am not
But why does Christine still
Think that he is hot
He's an idiot and a cad
And it seems I have another guy to Punjab!
Nadir:
The sole redeeming feature of that foppish creature is that he's a vicompte!
Madame Giry:
Overrated!
Nadir:
Overblown!
Madame Giry:
Everyone knows that he's just a silly fop!
Although she didn't see that when they were on the rooftop!
Nadir:
I still think she cares!
Madame Giry:
Of course!
Ndair:
It's important!
Madame Giry:
It's been shown …
Both:
That if only she could see how special you can be if she only knew the you that we know!
Erik:
If I touch a burning candle
I can feel much pain
When Christine left me
It felt the same
My soul is aching
To see Raoul's neck breaking
To feel the pain that I feel
I hope I can make it real
He's a moron and a cad
And it seems I have more guys to Punjab!