Stefan: Hola People! It's another chapter!
Firesage: Actually Stefan it's an announcement.
Stefan: No chapter? No chickens?
Blake enters.
Blake: Stefan that chapter is not out yet. You moron.
Stefan: Oh sorry, but still no chapter.
Firesage: Nope. People haven't been sending in reviews.
Blake: What? What do you mean we haven't had reviews!
Stefan: Wait where is Ravengrl?
Ravengrl is weeping in the corner.
Blake: Why is she weeping?
Firesage: She is discouraged because there have been almost no reviews. If this keeps up she is going to stop.
Stefan: Wait, I am getting beat up for nothing. You people I have been to the hospital for this story. I couldn't sit for weeks!
Blake: Stefan! That hasn't been in the chapters out so far! Stop giving them clues.
Stefan: Well read the title of our Biography! It says 'My Butts on Fire!' of course readers don't know how my butt caught on fire but…..
Blake: Shut up already! (They start to bicker)
(For people's info, Stefan and Blake are not real.)
Firesage: Calm down Ravengrl. (Go's over and pats Ravengrl on the back. Ravengrl sniffs) Anyways we won't post until we have some more reviews. Thank you and please R&R.