Hello everyone! Sorry it took so long to update! Here is a holiday treat, courtesy of yours truly! Thank you so much for your patience and your awesome feedback! Have a very happy holidays and a happy New Year!
Don't Sing, Please, Miss Guidicelli ( to the tune of "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" from "Evita".)
Sung by Erik:
It won't be easy
So pardon my French
When I try to restrain my anger
About the singing of a certain opera wench
I'm sure you'll agree
That all you see
Is a girl who is vain
And her screeching tends to be a big pain
I tried to reason
I wrote some notes
But things didn't work out
So I took it out on a random guy during Il Muto
I still surprised that
She got the role
She never impressed me at all
I never expected her to
Don't sing, please, Miss Guidicelli!
The truth is that we all despise you
All through your screeching
And your demanding
It's impossible
To compromise with you
And as for Christine, your replacement
Her voice is good
But should she wish to excel, she has much still to learn
You were never the talent
Lefavre spoke of
At least when Christine sings,
Her voice is full of love
Don't sing, please, Miss Guidicelli!
Have I made you cry?
Well, that sure brightened my day!
All you have to do is disobey me once
And you know I will soon Punjab you!
Happy Holidays, everyone!