Hi everyone, well even though we said we wouldn't post I just love this story too much to stop. So if you read it I hope you like it and if you hate it……oh well we'll write it anyway, Enjoy.

Ravengrl: Yay, another chapter!

Stefan: (snore)

Firesage: I just beat two hands (Hyperventilation) Oh my Gosh, Oh my Gosh!

Blake: What the heck are you talking about!

Note: If don't know what were talking about, play Super Smash Brothers Melee, Event 50.

Ravengrl: Calm Down Firesage. Anyways, I don't own Zelda or any of the characters exclude Blake and Stefan.

Blake: Yep I was created by Ravengrl, and Stefan was created by Firesage.

Stefan: Get away!

Blake: (Pokes Stefan) Dude are you alright?

Stefan: Nnn. (rolls over in his sleep)

The three adventurers arrived at the Kakariko gate. Link rode gallantly into the village waving as the villagers shouted his name. He backed Epona up and smiled as Blake came in desperately trying to carry a sleeping Stefan on his back. Link began to pity them and rode over to Blake's side.

Blake was collapsing under Stefan's dead weight and had to stop for a minute.

"Man I hate it when he just suddenly falls asleep like this. Ugggh, I wish Stefan would lay off the sweets." Blake mumbled to himself.

As Blake took another step forward the weight on his shoulders disappeared. He looked up to see Link off of Epona and putting Stefan in his place. Link smiled at Blake and helped him stand on his own two feet.

"I think that it's time your punishment ends." Link said and patted Blake on the back.

"Finally, now this will be much easier." Blake said with a sigh.

"Who said helping me out was easy?" Link said with a very serious tone.

As Link led Epona into the village Blake hung his head low. (AN: Epona is allowed in the village because I say so.)

"Why do I get the feeling I'm gonna need a medic on this trip." said a very tired Blake as he followed Link to the Inn.

Around Midday

"When is Stefan going to wake up? It's midday already." Link said pacing the room.

"Hola people!" Shouted Stefan, coming through the door leading into a bedroom where they had placed him. "Is this the Village that we were going to?"

Link looks at Blake, who is drinking tea. "He really does wake up around midday." He sounded astonished.

"Yet that's my buddy, one lazy thief," remarked Blake.

"Anyways, do we have something to eat around here I'm starving!" said Stefan looking around the kitchen.

"By the way," remarked Stefan, "Why are we in this Village any ways. I really didn't hear what we were gonna do." He sat down in the chair across from Blake, eating a sweet.

"You," Said Blake to Stefan.

"What!" replied Stefan.

Blake takes away the sweet. "Stop eating sweets, when you fall asleep I end up carrying you!"

"So," said an arrogant Stefan.

"Stop bickering you guys," interrupted Link, "were going to the Fire temple to take care of a problem."

"What kind of a problem?" asked Stefan, as he sneaked a cookie into his pocket.

"Some of the Gorons have been complaining about a ruckus," said Link, getting some tea himself.

"Oh my Gosh he's in here," said voices out side the door.

"Ohh no," said Link looking for an exit.

"Who are they?" said Blake, wondering while Link was acting so strangely.

"The doors locked," one of the voices said from outside.

Then the three boys heard a chant outside saying, knock it down, knock it down. The boys were staring at the door in horror when all of a sudden a breaking sound came from the door. The door swung open and a whole bunch of girls piled in the room.

"Run for the hills!" shouted Link as he rushed out the opposite door.

"Wait Link, we want to see you!" shouted some of the girls following him.

Blake and Stefan, Stefan with the cookie he stole at his mouth, were still sitting in their chairs with shock, unable to move.

"Wait who are they," said one girl. "Are these Link's sidekicks? They look kinda cute."

'Where the heck did these girls come from?' thought Blake.

'What do they mean his sidekicks' thought an angered Stefan 'we do all the work!'

With out warning one of the youngest girls ran up to Blake. She stuck her face inches from his and smiled. Blake flinched back and desperately looked at Stefan, who had stuffed the cookie in his mouth.

"Are you available?" The young girl asked.

"What do you mean available? He is obviously way too old for you." said an older girl.

"I'm 13 aren't I?"

"Let's stop bickering girls. We can share them if we have to." another girl said.

Very silently and slowly Blake nodded to Stefan and they began to inch away from the group of arguing girls. Stefan sneaked behind the kitchen counter and began to follow Blake out the door. As Blake reached for the door knob one of the girls noticed Stefan's spiky hair behind the counter.

"They're getting away!" she screamed and Blake tensed.

"Run!" Blake yelled and swung the door open.

A scrambling Stefan picked up the pace behind Blake as the arguing group of girls turned into a rampaging mob.

"I don't understand how Link deals with this everyday." Blake shouted over the screaming girls.

"Maybe that's why he goes on a bunch of adventures. So he can stay away from the mobs." Stefan answered and they turned a tight corner in the hallway.

They ran out the entrance and looked around for somewhere to hide. Blake pointed out an old run down house and they sprinted for the door. They ran up the stairs and quietly slipped into the dark house.

"Finally, I think we lost them." Blake sighed.

Stefan looked around trying to see the room but it was so dark that he could barley see his hand in front of his face. Stefan stepped forward toward the center of the room. Blake stayed very quiet in order to here what was going on outside but his concentration was broken when he heard a very girly scream come from Stefan.

"What is your problem scaring me like tha…"Blake stopped abruptly and his hair stood up on his neck.

There was a half human half spider thing hanging in front of Stefan. Stefan was just standing there and refused to move even when Blake tugged on his sleeve. Finally Blake managed to pull Stefan back away from the creature and they backed out of the house. Stefan let out a long held breath and leaned against the wall.

"That had to be the creepiest thing I've ever seen." Stefan said staring straight ahead.

"How about we just stay away from old houses and find Link before he's caught by the freaky girls." Blake said starting to gain his balance.

"Sounds like a plan to me." Said Stefan and they made haste in any direction away from the old house.

"Where the heck did he go!" Stefan yelled as they walked over to the windmill.

"Who knows, maybe he was caught by the girls." Blake said.

Stefan gave a small shiver at the possibility.

"I wonder what this is?" Blake asked and opened the door to the windmill.

The two boys peeked inside and Stefan's eyes grew wide. There was a spinning platform inside and a weird man playing an instrument.

"Yippee!" Stefan yelled and ran to the spinning platform.

Blake smacked is head while Stefan ran in the opposite direction the platform spun.

"You realize that you are going no where." Blake said bluntly.

"I know but it's fun!" Stefan squealed as he tried to pick up speed. "I wish it would go faster." He said under his breath.

Outside close to the well

Link quickly looked around for a place to hide to get away from the screaming fan girls. The well caught his eye and he smiled. He ran over to the well and was about to jump in when he noticed that the well was full of water once again.

"Not again! Ok, calm yourself Link all you have to do is remember the song from seven years ago." Link said as his brain turned to deep thinking mode. "Alright."

Link pulled out his Ocarina and began to play the song of storms. When he finished rain began to fall and the windmill picked up speed.

"There he is!" One of the fan girls shouted as a horrified look crossed Link's face.

As the mob ran to him he quickly jumped into the well and the girls heard a thud and an "Oof!" from Link.

"Quick someone go after him!" One of the girls said.

"No way am I going down there my hair will get messed up."

"Wait, lets get a rope and pull him out."

"Get the rope! Get the rope!" the girls started to chant as they walked away.

Link's pulsed quickened as he thought about the chant. 'Oh no, are they going to hang me since I ran? This is not good!'

Meanwhile in the windmill

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Stefan yelled as the platform spun faster and faster. "Blake, save me!"

"Oh shoot, since when did this happen to a mill?" Blake said as he saw Stefan's figure go round and round at record-breaking speed.

"You have disgraced my mill once again! Why do you torture me so!" the old musician yelled at the sky.

"Excuse me sir!" Blake yelled over the mill. The old man looked at him. "Could you please slow the mill down for my friend?"

"If you want to slow the mill down talk to the boy in green." The old man said and went back to playing his instrument.

"The boy in green. Is he talking about Link?" Blake asked no one in particular.

"Bla…a…a…ake!" Stefan yelled as he was pulled around the mill.

"Fine…you owe me big time for this Stefan!" Blake yelled.

Blake built up his courage and quickly jumped on the spinning mill. When he hit the platform he was fell over on his back. The force of the spinning platform was too much t stand. Blake looked around for Stefan and saw him on the complete opposite side of himself.

"Curse my timing." Blake said under his breath.

Blake slowly turned and tried to crawl backwards towards Stefan. He was successful until he lost his balance, thanks to his motion sickness, and rammed into Stefan. They both went tumbling being pulled by the mill and eventually were thrown off of the will hitting the door.

"Ow, my head!" Stefan said and rubbed his new bump. "Hey thanks Blake…Blake?"

Blake was knocked out and soundly sleeping next to Stefan with a huge bump growing on his head.

"Oh great." Stefan said as he stood up.

Stefan grabbed Blake and slung him over his shoulder.

"See ya old man. It's been fun but I have to go." Stefan said waving to him.

The old man kept on staring at the ceiling and started to yell things like curse you boy in green and stop disgracing my mill. Stefan just shrugged and left the building. Outside of the mill Stefan hoped that he could find Link and leave. He ran down the stairs and caught site of the fan girls holding a rope down a well. He quickly ducked behind a building hoping that they didn't see him.

At the bottom of the well

'Oh crud, they are trying to kill me!' Link thought as he backed away from the hoped rope.

He could hear the girls at the top calling his name and saying that he should slip into the rope. He grabbed his neck and started to sweat. There was only one exit and they were blocking it. 'Why…why did I come down here? I'm so stupid!' Link thought.

Back with Stefan

"Oh crud, if Link is down there he doesn't have a chance." Stefan said quietly.

Suddenly Stefan heard a clucking noise and turned to see a chicken. Stefan looked in horror and plastered himself against the wall trying to get away from the chicken.

"Good chicken…good chicken." Stefan said nervously taking out his dagger. "Shoo… shoo." Stefan said and waved his dagger at the chicken.

"Sir, you might not want to do that. My cuccu's are very sensitive." A woman said as she walked up to Stefan.

Stefan, not caring what the woman said, was terrified of chickens and had a one-track mind. 'Run away' was the only thing that crossed his mind. As the chicken moved closer Stefan gathered what small courage he had and kicked the chicken way from him. Total chaos erupted when the chicken made an ear piercing noise and attacked.

"OH SHOOT!" Stefan yelled as an army of chickens appeared out of nowhere attacking anything and everything that got in their way.

Stefan ran towards the well with the chickens close behind him. The girls screamed and dropped the rope down the well. They scattered in every direction as the chickens pursued any target.

"What in Hyrule is happening up there?" Link asked when the rope dropped in front of him.

He slowly and cautiously climbed the ladder on the side of the well. (AN: the girls were clueless and never noticed the ladder) When he reached the top he poked his head up and ducked as a rampaging chicken flew over his head.

"What is going on!" Link said as he hopped out of the well.

"Help!" Stefan yelled and appeared out from behind a corner.

He ran straight to Link and they both ducked as chickens advanced over their heads.

"Stefan…what's wrong with Blake?" Link asked noticing Blake on Stefan's shoulders.

"He decided that this would be the time to nap." Link looked at him with a confused face. "I'll explain everything later."

"Link, help me!" A fan girl ran towards Link with her arms wide open.

"Run for the hills!" Link said as he ran past Stefan.

"Hey wait up!" Stefan followed closely behind.

Link and Stefan ran to the Inn and grabbed Epona. Link swung up on her and galloped up the stairs towards Death Mountain. Stefan groaned and tried desperately to follow.

"Guard, open the gate!" Link yelled at the frightened man.

The guard nodded but just as he was about to open the gate he fell to the ground. In his place was a figure cloaked in black. Link stopped Epona and the figure smirked at him.

Stefan didn't see where he was going and blindly ran into Epona.

"Hey, Link why did you stop?" Stefan asked regaining his balance. He peeked around Epona and saw the figure walking towards them. "Oh, that's why."

"Hero of Time, I see that you have returned." The figure smiled.

"So, what do you want?" Link asked.

Stefan watched Epona and could see that she was restless under Link. This figure was definitely not a good sign.

"I have a message from my master." The figure said and light vanished from their surroundings. They were enveloped in darknes and Stefan felt a shiver run down his spine. "My master is awaiting your arrival and hopes that you will not die on the way up. My master says that it would be a shame if your life ended too soon for you two to meet." Epona became fidgety and began to try and buck Link off.

"Whoa, Epona calm down." Link said and pulled out an arrow. "Who are you and why do keep suggesting that I will die?"

The figure just laughed and vanished into thin air. The light returned and left Link and Stefan shivering in place.

Ravengrl: Wow, that was longer than expected.

FireSage: Don't worry it was worth it. Right Stefan?

(Stefan is cowering in corner whispering comforting words to himself)

FireSage: Uh…Blake what's with him?

Blake: A chicken attacked him when he was young and it still haunts him.

Stefan: Bad chickens…evil chickens!

Blake: He'll be fine.

Ravengrl: Okay…on a different note, I hope you enjoyed the story and please R&R.