Along Came Miss Daae ( to the tune of "Along came Bialy" from "The Producers")
Sung by Carlotta, Andre, Firmin, Reyer, and Erik:
Carlotta:
The time has come...
to be a singer from Italia
to sing a few arias
and have some fun with with Erik's Bar...bie...AAAASSSS!
It's time for me
to sing for Andre, Firmin, and Piangi
and have the spotlight on me
and not on that little brunette Swede!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
I was the star
I my career went far
then along came Miss Daae
The opera starless
Erik in darkness
then along came Miss Daae!
So soprano
I'm sure you know
they called me the Goddess of Song!
But then Christine gt the lead role
and everything for me went wrong!
(Andre, Firmin, and Reyer sstart tearing open notes.)
Andre, Firmin, and Reyer:
Who singed it?
WHO SIGNED IT?
Erik:
I DID!
Others:
AAAHHHH!
All:
What a migraine
and a big pain
thank god for Miss Daae!
She left rehearsal
it could be worse...ll
then along came Miss Daae!
So soprano
with the piano
oh, wait, it's a pipe organ!
She's the Angel of Music
and not a eunuch
and neither is Erik
She's the Celebration of Song!
Carlotta:
AHHH! Why-a you call-a her the-a Celebration of-a song?