Hello everyone! I have finally found inspiration for another song spoof! This time from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas!
Kidnap The Ingénue (to the tune of "Kidnap The Sandy Claws" from "Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas")
Sung by Erik, Meg, and Madame Giry ( and featuring a brief appearance by Carlotta):
All:
Kidnap Miss Christine Daae?
Erik:
I wanna do it!
Madame Giry:
Oh, do have fun!
Meg:
I say that you use a lasso!
Madame Giry:
And kick Raoul's ass-o!
Erik:
I'll do it with class-o!
All:
WHEEEE!
La la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la
Kidnap the ingénue
Bring her to the lair
Swish around your sexy cape
And smooth your sexy hair!
Erik:
First I'm going to stay up late outside Christine's mirror and wait
When she comes a singing, tears, she will shed, for my dark fate!
Meg:
Wait! What about La Carlotta?
Compared to Piangi, you're much hotta!
Still, she always wants to steal Christine's scenes
And force her to where a tutu of white and green!
All:
Kidnap the ingénue!
Really late at night!
Then begin to sing to her
The Music of the Night!
Madame Giry:
And wait a minute!
You need a plan!
To get rid of that
Vicompte man!
Erik:
I'll send him some threatening notes
And when he reads them
I'll lasso his throat!
All:
Kidnap the ingénue!
In her dress of white!
Better get that little fop
To stay out of Box 5!
Erik:
I'm pretty sure she'll be impressed
With the sexy way I'm dressed!
Perhaps I'll even swish my cape!
And watch her mouth gape!
Meg and Madame Giry:
We are professional dancers
And we take our job with pride
We seem to be the only ones
On Erik's good side!
Meg:
I wish Andre and Firmin weren't so dumb.
Carlotta:
Oh, be-a quiet!
You'r-ae no-a fun!
Erik:
SHUT UP!
Carlotta:
MAKE-A ME!
Erik:
I've got something! Listen now!
This one is real good, you'll see!
I'll go to Andre and Firmin's desks
Upon there'll be some notes to read
Now in Box 5 I'll wait and hide
In case my orders are tossed aside
And should cast Carlotta in stead of her (pointing to Christine)
A disaster beyond your imagination will occur!
All:
Kidnap the ingénue
Right after Don Juan
And maybe watch some figure skating
With Michelle Kwan
Kidnap the ingénue
Erik:
She'll belong to me!
All:
I wonder what will happen
We'll just hafta wait and see!