Here is another Rent parody! Enjoy! This one was a really tough one, so it will be a little random. Just a little warning.
Song (to the tune of "Rent" from "Rent".)
Sung by Erik, Raoul, Madame Giry, and a brief appearance by Christine:
Raoul:
How do get an ingénue to sing
When the show's not her thing
And keeps saying "he won't let me go"
Chandeliers, broken mirrors, it hurts my ears
Hearing Carlotta's sad attempts at…
Song!
Erik:
How do you seduce a girl
When the guy rocking her world
Is a snoppy rich fop?
And now we're rehearsing,
I want to here her sing
All right people,
From the top!
Raoul:
It'll be a huge hit!
Erik:
Although I must admit
Both:
How we gonna get…
How we gonna get…
How we gonna get…
Her to sing!
Raoul:
I'll be persuasive!
Erik:
How do you sing a song
Without the plan going wrong
And gendarmes are on standby?
Raoul:
How can you dance real neat
When you have two left feet
And a cramp in your thigh?
Erik:
You take some Advil!
Raoul:
Thanks! But you're still evil!
Both:
How we gonna get…
How we gonna get…
How we gonna get…
Her to sing!
Madame Giry:
How do you lead the fop down in the lair
Get him down ther
Oh, hell! I don't care!
He won't also!
In fact, he'll be happy
It'll be sappy
When he wields his lasso!
Erik:
Where are you?
Madame Giry:
Backstage.
Erik and Madame Giry:
How we gonna get…
How we gonna get…
How we gonna get…
Her to sing!
Madame Giry:
The music ignites the night with passion and fire!
Erik:
And soon I'll be rid of Raoul, that piece of shit!
Erik and Madame Giry:
How do you get behind the set
When the lead clarinet
Is swinging it at you?
Erik:
If anyone ruins my show
I absolutely know
Just what to do!
Raoul:
How do you sit in Box 5
Watching the opera, live
Without fear of being punjabbed?
All:
Christine will hopefully sing
Erik:
Little does she know
That she'll be nabbed
Christine:
All right, I'll sing!
Stop nagging me!
Raoul:
Gendarmes are armed
Christine, I promise you won't be harmed!
All:
We're all gonna sing…
We're all gonna sing…
We're all gonna sing…
Erik's song!
Erik's song!
About a guy named Don Juan!
Christine:
Now I'm off to sing my song!