After an extremely long hiatus, I AM BACK! And here is a little treat for you!
(Warning: I'm a little rusty, but I'm gonna give this a shot anyway!)
Opera, Opera (to the tune of "Murder, Murder" from "Jekyll and Hyde")
Sung by the Opera Populaire employees:
Usher # 1:
Come see the Phantom's Opera
His satanic, dark opera
Usher #2:
That poor Christine!
That poor thing!!
Madame Giry:
The violinist's daughter
Carlotta's career is slaughtered
Reyer:
Now it's time for Christine to start to sing.
Ballet Girls:
At seven, she lost her dad
Oh my! Oh how sad!
She's doing this without complaint!
She looks like she's about to faint!
Stage Hands:
I hope that this goes well.
From the looks of things, it's hard to tell!
Why should this be…
The burden of Christine?
All:
Opera! Opera!
The music of the night
Opera! Opera!
She will be taken to his lair!
Opera! Opera!
The soprano will take her flight!
Opera! Opera!
Tonight…
Opera! Opera!
About Don Juan!
Opera! Opera!
This song is gonna be long!
Opera! Opera!
Something feels quite wrong…
Opera! Opera!
Playing tonight…
Backups Dancers:
Dona Eis,, Requiem…
Andre:
Sweet Death has taken Joseph Buquet from us…
Backup Dancers:
Requiem Aeternam…
Firmin:
Ladies and Gents, please
Remain calm for us!
Backup Dancers:
Dona Eis, Domine…
Erik:
Joseph Buquet…I'm happy to inform you that you are relieved of your duties…All of them!
Piangi:
Oh no! Notes threatening murder!
Carlotta's nervous! Oh you should have heard her!
Ballet Girls:
That pervert Joseph Buquet is dead!
Meg:
Last week he killed a guy!
He's just sent note number five!
Maybe he's just messing with our heads…
Andre:
That's five notes in the last three days!
Firmin:
This ghost has fancy ways!
Both:
To kill inside Paree…
Who'll be next?
Piangi:
Maybe me? (he gets scared and runs)
Violin Player:
He demands box number five!
If we want to stay alive!
I beg for mercy!
Please don't kill me!
All:
Opera! Opera!
The music of the night
Opera! Opera!
She will be taken to his lair!
Opera! Opera!
The soprano will take her flight!
Opera! Opera!
Tonight…
Opera! Opera!
About Don Juan!
Opera! Opera!
This song is gonna be long!
Opera! Opera!
Something feels quite wrong…
Opera! Opera!
Playing tonight…
Erik:
Christine my love…you really should be more careful before you agree to star in satanic operas…you never know who you may encounter!
Seamstresses:
The opera has a phantom on the loose!
Dancer:
Or maybe he's just pretend…
Carpenters:
Got to get his grip on his lasso loose!
Raoul:
His reign will end!
All:
Maybe Christine will fail him
Then we can finally nail him
Wow, look how pale Christine is
Now!
Opera!
No matter what he threatens
We'll make sure his overly long reign ends!
The music of the night will end…
Opera! Opera!
It's starting now!
Opera! Opera!
This music is good, wow!
Opera! Opera!
We'll just see what happens now…
Opera! Opera!
Tonight…
Erik:
Bad news from O.G. Piangi!
Andre:
Remember the first two operas?
Firmin:
This is better than the first two operas!
Madame Giry:
His tricks are working more and more!
Carlotta:
I really am distressing!
I guess I should be confessing
Alright! I admit it!
She's better than me!
Raoul:
This is the Phantom's final days
Audience:
Christine is Paris's latest craze!
Stagehands:
Until the Phantom's found!
There's danger all around!
Ballet Girls:
This time he's up above!
Christine:
His lyrics are full of love!
Ballet girls (looking at Christine):
What's wrong with you?
He's brainwashed you!
All:
Opera! Opera!
He's walking on the stage!
Opera! Opera!
Carlotta's eyes are filled with rage!
Opera! Opera!
We will now be engaged
In the music of the night…
I personally think this isn't my best, but hey, I tried!