Story Title: Chatterboxes
Author: UngoauldedUnas
Episode this chapter relates to: it's a tag to Emancipation
Disclaimer: As much as I'd like to, I don't own them.
A/N: HUGGLES to my beta, Tara!
CHAPTER 3
MNfisherman: So I brought back a souvenir from… our latest "trip".
AbydosGeek: What??
MNfisherman: The dress.
AbydosGeek: Oh, you didn't…
MNfisherman: OH YES! I did.
AbydosGeek: You STOLE it?!
MNfisherman: No! You know me better than that!
MNfisherman: Mughal gave it to me… after I told him how much Carter liked it.
AbydosGeek: She hated that dress, Jack!
MNfisherman: She'll grow to like it.
AbydosGeek: She'll kick your ass, that's what she'll do!
MNfisherman: Eh, she'll get over it. She can wear it for Halloween.
AbydosGeek: Yeah, and when someone asks her where she got it, she'll say what exactly?
MNfisherman: She can wear it to the base's Halloween party.
AbydosGeek: Yeah, I'm sure she'll go right along with that plan.
MNfisherman: Crap…
AbydosGeek: What?
MNfisherman: She's here.
AbydosGeek: In your office?
MNfisherman: Yes.
AbydosGeek: Uh oh.
AbydosGeek: Jack?
AbydosGeek: Hello?
AbydosGeek: Jack? Are you there??
AbydosGeek: Hello???
MNfisherman: Jack can't chat right now.
AbydosGeek: Uh… Sam?
MNfisherman: He's changing into his new dress.
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