Zoey101 A Musical

Summary-Okay this a fanfiction of Zoey101 as a musical I don't know how its going to turn out I'm not really planning it out I'm just writing so I hope you like it and it's going to be a DL hopefully. So I hope you like my musical!

Okay so I don't own Zoey101 or Hannah Montana. If I did own Zoey101 Dana would still be there and so would Nicole and Logan would be all mien!! Okay I don't own any of the songs that I put into the chapters either. Although I do own Neil, Josh, Jordan, Melinda, Sawyer, Troy, Nick, Jake N, and I believe I own the band Danger Rock unless there is a band out there called that.

Chapter 15

Dana, Lily, Logan, Neil and Josh were headed back from the class room talking about the party tonight when they ran into Miley and Jake.

"Logan! I've been looking all over for you" said Miley running up to Logan and hugging him.

"Hey Miley"

"Loggie can we go to the movies tonight?" asked Miley with a puppy dog pout.

"Sorry, I'm going to a party tonight" said Logan trying to sound sympathetic.

"Miley if you want you can come" said Dana.

"Whose party is it?"

"Neil's older cousin's party" said Lily.

"Okay I'm in!" said Miley.

"Okay just meet us down in the girls lounge at 7" said Dana.

"Okay see you guys later"

"Thank-you Dana thank-you very much"

"Your welcome and Jake did you want to come?"

"Can't Nyssa dragged me into taking her to the movies"

"I feel for you man" said Neil "My sis is so annoying"

"Hey be nice" said Lily.

"You don't even know her, she's annoying" said Josh.

"But she's so cute" said Lily.

"And she's not annoying" added Dana.

"Whatever, see you guys later" said Jake walking off.

"Will you stop defending my sister" said Neil.

"Hey she practically my sister, so I can defend her all I want"

"Fine, but babe you won't one day"

"Whatever"

"Hey Dana, how did you get the nickname Dana 'Danger' Cruz, where ever I go I hear people call you that?" asked Lily.

"Okay well Neil and Josh gave it to me because ever since I was 3 I've done something to litteraly hurt anyone"

"Oh tell!"

"No!" said Neil and Josh at the same time.

"Yes" said Dana "Okay well when I was 3 I punched…"

But before she could finish Neil put his hand over Dana's mouth "We don't need to hear this"

Dana took his hand off her mouth and said "Oh yes we do"

"Oh and don't worry I remember when I punched you and Josh" she whispered in his ear.

"Okay well when I was 3 is was Corey Felts because he stole my shovel when I was playing in the sand, 4 was Jamie Johnson because he tried to kiss me, 5 was Josh"

"No" said Josh "Please I didn't mean what I said back then"

"Tell me" said Lily.

"I thought you were 8 when you punched him" said Neil.

"Oh when I was 5 also"

"Tell"

"Okay well he was talking to a friend of his and he said girls were useless and they sucked at everything so when he turned around I broke his nose and gave him a black eye" said Dana giggling.

"Ohmigod" said Lily.

"Harsh Cruz" said Logan.

"That hurt" said Josh.

"Okay I would have loved to see that" said Neil "Where was I?"

"You had the chicken pox" said Dana "So moving on when I was 6 it was Joey Milo because he stole my crayons, when I was 7 it was Mr. Jake Ryan"

"What did Jake do?" asked Lily.

"He told me I sucked at playing guitar so I punched him and pushed him down a hill and broke his guitar, okay when I was 8"

"Okay we've heard enough" said Neil.

"Yea you guys don't want to hear anymore do you" said Josh "Nope thought not"

"To bad, okay when I was 8 it was Neil and Josh. Okay well they stole my diary and read it so when I found they, I gave Josh a second broken nose and I gave Neil a black eye and he broke his arm when I pushed him down" said Dana laughing.

"You guys are mean, stealing a girls diary"

"Hey, we were curious" said Josh.

"Okay well when I was 9 it was Colton Collis because he just bugged me"

"Dana he bugged everyone but did you see them punching his lights out"

"No but… whatever okay 10 was Harvey Jones because he asked me out"

"You punched a guy for asking you out?" asked Lily confused.

"He was discousting he used to pick his nose" said Dana "Okay when I was 11 it was Melinda, I just met her and she was saying something and I just got the erge to punch her, then when I was 12 it was Jordan"

"You punch Jordan" said Josh.

"When you were 12" added Neil.

"He was 16 then D"

"Yea well it was before he asked me out cause I knew he was going out with Melinda so I thought he was going to cheat on her with me and well I'm just not that mean so I punched him"

"That's how he got his black eye?" asked Josh.

"Yea" said Dana laughing. "Okay now 13 was Mr. Logan Reese himself"

"Logan what did you do?"

"To much" said Logan.

"Okay well he tried to make out with me, hit on me, asked me out and said girls sucked at basketball"

"Man that's a lot" said Neil.

"So what did you do to him?" asked Lily.

"Well I punched him really hard and he fell into a janitors closet and I locked him in there for 3 days, he had to survive on the janitors left over lunches"

"That wasn't nice, I got food poisoning from that" said Logan.

"Yea it was okay now when I was 14 it was John Marks, he was at the same school as me in Paris and he was stalking me for like a whole week so I beat him but giving him a balck eye, broken nose and sprained wrist and last but not least this year was Sawyer"

"I never did hear why" said Logan.

"Okay well there was a rumor going around about me dating all these guys and well Sawyer said we were actually dating so I went and broke his nose" said Dana proud.

"I never want to get on your bad side" said Lily.

"No you don't" said Logan "Trust me it hurts"

"Okay well we sould probably go get ready for the party it's 6:30 already, so Lily and I will meet you 3 down here at 7" said Dana getting up with Lily, and heading to the dorm. When they got there they saw Nicole and Miley getting ready.

"Hey Dana what should I wear?" asked Nicole pointing to the clothes on her bed.

"Okay the yellow mini, white accordion halter, yellow, 4 ½ inch stilettos and a couple clear bangles" said Dana.

"Wow you picked that out fast" said Miley "Mind helping me?"

"Sure what do you have in mind?"

"Noting yet"

"Okay what's your style?"

"Her style is like Hannah Montana" said Lily.

"Okay then wear the dark denim jeans, the magenta shirt with the black leather belt, the black 3 ½ inch heels with the rhinestone in the middle and the tear drop earrings"

"Thank-you so much" said Miley.

"Okay me next!" shouted Lily.

"Okay the pleated mini with red and black lines, white tank with the flower stitch and the white 3 ½ inch heel with rhinestones on the straps"

"Thank-you, thank-you, thank-you" said Lily.

"Okay D we get to help you with your outfit now" said Nicole.

"Nicole, you barely know my style"

"Well I've seen what you've been waering around the school so there"

"Fine"

"Okay you will wear the black skirt with the black layer underneath and… where are all you tops?"

"Oh I have to do laundry still" said Dana "Look in the drawer under my bed.

"Okay this white lacey tank"

"Okay"

"Okay and those black heels in the corner of your closet" said Nicole.

"If I'm killed tonight it's on your conscious" said Dana getting the shoes.

"What?" asked Nicole.

"These are 5 in heels Nicole"

"Wow how can you walk in them?"

"carefully"

The 4 girls changed into their outfits and their shoes except Dana who carried her shoes as she walked down to the lounge. The girls got there 5 minutes early so they sat down and relaxed. Soon the three guys came into the lounge talking about who knows what.

"Let's go girls" said Logan.

"Hey D shouldn't your shoes be on your feet and not in your hands?" asked Josh.

"Yea but I can't walk down stairs in these, so if I'm killed tonight it's all Nicole's fault" said Dana putting her heels on.

"What did Nicole do that's so bad?" asked Neil.

"Do you no how high these heels are? 5 inches!" shouted Dana.

"Gte over it" said Lily.

"Come on guys lets get going" said Josh.

The drive to Jordan's house wasn't to long. On the way there they listened to the radio, and talked about well everything. Soon they arrived at Jordan's house. They walked up to the front door and Dana rang the door bell. Soon Jordan came to the door.

"Dana, Josh, Neil good to see you, Nicole, Logan nice to see you guys again" said Jordan "Who's your friends"

"Hey Jordan, this is Lily Truscott and Miley Stewart" said Dana.

"Nice to meet you" said Jordan.

"Dana is this, the guy you were talking about earlier?" asked Lily.

"Yea" said Dana with a little laugh.

"What are you laughing about D?" asked Jordan.

"Oh we were just talking about the little incident when I was 12 and you were 16" said Dana and her and Lily started laughing.

"No, it can't be what I'm thinking of" said Jordan.

"What is it?" asked Miley.

"No" said Jordan.

"Give it up, she already embarrassed Josh, Logan and I" said Neil.

"Okay well when I was 12 and Jordan was 16, he was dating Melinda and well he dumped her and I didn't know that, so he asked me out and I thought he was still going out with Melinda so I punched him and gave him a black eye" said Dana and her and Lily started laughing.

"Did you guys ever go out?" asked Miley.

Jordan just looked at Dana because he still believed that Neil and Josh didn't know still. Neil saw this and laugh silently to himself.

"Yea they did date" said Neil.

"How did you know?" asked Jordan.

"My fault" said Dana "It slipped out"

"Nice"

"So why didn't you ever tell me you two dated?" asked Neil.

"Dana told me not to tell you" said Jordan.

"Yea fine, but did Dana tell you about when she punched Melinda?" asked Josh.

"No you punched her" said Jordan surprised.

"Please I've punched someone every year since I was 3" said Dana and everyone burst out laughing.

"Hey Jordan, what are you all laughing about" said Melinda coming up behind him "Dana"

"Melinda, fuck off" said Dana.

"Mel there you are" said Lola coming up behind her "Dana"

"Lola"

"Ohmigod, Nicole it's so good to see you again" said Lola.

"Yea, back at yea, not" said Nicole and everyone started laughing but Melinda and Lola.

"You can fuck off now" said Dana.

"No wonder you can't get a guy" said Melinda "You're so rude"

"Really why is it that Jordan dumped you for me when you were 15 and I was 12" said Dana. Melinda was speechless and walked off with Lola behind her.

"You seriously did that" said Miley "Wow"

"Yea"

"Oh Jordan I forgot to ask did you want to come to New York the 1st to 6th to go see The Used?" asked Dana.

"Sure"

"Okay can we celebrate now?" asked Neil.

"What are we celebrating exactly?" asked Logan.

"Dana?" asked Lily.

"We can celebrate the concert, or even my birthday on the 2nd you know if you guys have forgotten, anything, I just need to drink" said Dana.

"Dana we would never forget your birthday" said Jordan.

"Yea Dana, so does this mean we get to see you drunk?" asked Nicole.

"Yea if you're not drunk yourselves" said Dana.

"I'll get the drinks" said Jordan and he was off to the kitchen to get the drinks. Jordan was soon back with the drinks and the drinking began. At first it wasn't to eventful. Everyone was having fun. The girls where dancing and Dana was cursing at Nicole for making her wear the 5 inch heals.

"Nicole I hate you" she said. Dana sat down on the couch between the boys.

"Aww Dana you to drunk to dance already" said Josh.

"No"

"Nicole and these fucking shoes" mumbled Dana under her breath taking off her shoes and throwing them randomly at the guys.

"Holy shit, how high are these?" asked Jordan.

"5 fucking inches, now if you don't mind I'm going to go have fun" said Dana getting up and joining the girls once again.

The girls danced for hours the guys joining them for a song or two. Hours later and many, many drinks later, Lily and Miley had passed out all ready. Nicole, Dana, Josh, Neil, Logan, Jordan and a few other people were the only once still awake. Dana and Nicole slowly got tired from all of their dancing and went and sat down with the boys. They weren't very graceful sitting down instead when they got to the couch they both fell on the boys.

"About time you two stopped" said Neil.

"Oh shut up" Dana slurred putting her shoes back on as best as she could.

"Not a smart move" said Neil.

"You heard her shut up" slurred Nicole "And my head hurts" added Nicole holding her head and falling off the couch on to the floor.

"Nicole? Nicole?" asked Jordan "She's gone"

"I'm going to go do something" said Dana getting up and trying to balance in her shoes.

"And what would that be, kill yourself by falling in those?" asked Logan.

(AN: Just so you know the guys aren't as drunk as the girls, they didn't drink that much so they still had some common sense and the ability to walk straight)

"No run"

"No way are we letting you run in those" said Josh "Actually not at all"

"You not the boss of me" said Dana and she tried to take off but didn't succeed since the first step she took she tripped and fell. The guys just started laughing at her.

"Shut up" she slurred trying to get back up, but kept failing.

"I think we should stay the night and get these girls somewhere to sleep" said Neil.

"Good thinking the living room upstairs has a pull out couch and cot and this couch here pulls out and the spare room upstairs has 2 beds" said Jordan.

"Okay Logan take Dana up to the spare room and you two can have the beds in there, I'll get this couch ready for Nicole and Josh and Jordan put Lily and Miley in the upstairs living room" said Neil.

An: I hope you liked that chapter. I liked writing it so please R&R