Huh? I'm Going to be a Dad Again!
Chapter 2: Poor Iruka
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Bold - Demon Talk
Italics - Flashbacks, Thoughts
Bold, Underlined - Abilities
Well here go with a little bit more humor. Hope you guys like it.
Naruto and Hinata had been running awhile now when they heard bickering and crying comming from the Ichiraku's ramen stand. They ran towards the shop to see what was going on.
"U--uncle Iruka why are you so silent aren't you happy." Said Hiame.
"He is just really gay at them moment from the news he can't talk." Said Nuri.
"Woman my uncle is a good man. I command you to treat him right." Screamed Hito.
Ayame just looked at him and frowned. At that time Naruto and Hinata walked in to see the scene. Jiraiya on the ground, Hiame crying, Nuri happy as can be and Hito looking like a general.
"Kids what are you guys doing here" asked Naruto.
"Well father you passed out and we were hungry so old man brought us to get food." Said Hito to his father.
"Hehe, is was just really happy from the news is all."
"Father didn't you mean to say you were really gay" asked Nuri of his father.
"Huh, are you ok Nuri" asked Naruto.
"Of course I'am, I'm just a little gay right now pops." Said Nuri.
As they continued to kept talking to, Hinata looked at a blushing Ayame.
"So Ayame whats going on here."
"Oh nothing Hinata just that I'm pregnant with Iruka's baby." Said Ayame almost screaming.
"I'm so happy for you Ayame, good luck on that pregnancy."
At that momemnt Anko walked into the stand.
"So who is pregnant, are pregnant Hinata" asked Anko of Hinata.
"Ayame is pregnant with Iruka's baby and I'm pregnant too." Said Hinata.
"What the hell are you talking, Iruka is not cheating on me."
Ayame and Hinata stared at each other.
"Ayame you bitch, have you been sleeping with Iruka." Screamed Anko.
"Well of course he is my boyfriend" answered back Ayame.
"I'll kill you he is my man, you bitch get over here so I can kick your ass."
Ayame was about to pass out, she couldnl't even talk.
"Hey where did Iruka go" asked Naruto.
Everyone looked around but Iruka was gone. The suddenly Kurenai walked into the stand, she was looking for Anko.
"Anko I have some great news" screamed Kurenai.
"What the hell is your damn news" screamed Anko.
"I'm pregnant with Iruka's baby" said a happy go lucky Kurenai.
"What the hell do you mean he is you babys father. Bitch you sleeping with my man."
"What the, he is not you boyfriend him and I have been sleeping together for over a year now."
"Bitch I'm a kill you" screamed Anko.
Naruto decided to step in step and try to calm the situation down.
"Please ladies just be nice, lets try to get to the bottom of the situation."
"Oh shut the hell up blonde ass. And Hinata who is the father of your kid you never said who it was." Asked Anko.
Hinata just passed out. Naruto ran to her and picked her up bridal style. And screamed at Anko.
"How much of an Idiot can you be Anko, I'm the father."
"Woman how dare you scream at my mother." Screamed Hito at Anko.
"Shut up boy, I'll send my snakes after you."
"Why can't we all just be gay about the situation." Cried Nuri.
"You are gay?" Asked Anko of the youn Nuri.
"Yes I'm gay, because everyone is pregnant."
"Your wierd kid"
"A-anko you need yo find uncle Iruka" said Hiame.
All three women looked and said "yes we do."
No one had notice Teuchi was gone and all the knives in the stand were gone. And that Jiraiya had his telescope out looking at them.
Meanwhile in the other side of Konoha Iruka was knocking at Kakashi's door.
"What do you want Iruka."
A panting Iruka said "I need you to hide me."
"Hide you from what."
"About twenty women that I think will come after me soon."
"NANI"
"Yeah I think they are all pregnant."
Kakashi looked all around for women, then finally decided to let Iruka in.
Back at the stand:
The three pregnant were gone and the chef too, it was just the Uzumaki family.
"Father why did uncle Iruka get so many women pregnant." Asked Hito.
"He was just having fun"
"Father then why don't you get more women pregnant."
"Because I'm married to your mother."
"Hehe, pops mommy just makes you gay." Screamed Nuri.
"Daddy why was everyone screaming" said crying Hiame.
"Oh its because they were just happy" said Naruto.
"No pops they were all gay" screamed Nuri.
"Meh, you guys lets just go home." Said a rather annoyed Naruto.
Meanwhile back at Kakashi's him and Iruka were now inside a makeshift bunker. Why you ask, well because there were about forty women outside his house.
Well thats it for chapter 2 hope you guys liked it...