A/N: Thanks for keeping it consistent guys! As long as we keep recieveing the reviews we'll keep writing!
The truly unimpressed: First of all we are very educated people...clearly from our writing you can pick that up! Though we appreciate your review we again have to disagree. We are just trying to have fun with the little Sydney and Vaughn material we are being provided with this season. It's been so long since they've been together that WE are starting to get horny.
AliasIsMyLife: I'm glad somebody knows the meaning of this story. Fun that's all this is. This story is just a way for us to release tension from these season 4, self-contained, no interaction with Sydney and Vaughn episodes!
Alias-Sydney93001: We love you the most since you are truly one of the only ones who gets this! I can tell how you feel...are you horny too?
Chapter 3
Previously on Alias...After Vaughn being a total idiot and not realizing that Sydney wanted him to come to bathroom he called Weiss for moral support. Meanwhile Sydney had grown impatient and sat down on the toilet to take a long awaited shit!
Present time:
(Vaughn urgently runs to the bathroom to clear the air about the misunderstanding earlier.)
(A look into the head of Vaughn as he runs to the bathroom) Vaughn: As I run to the bathroom my mind starts runnning and I think dirty thoughts of what's to come. I try to remember desperately what bra and panties she's wearing...wait did I just say panties? Anyway back to Sydney...it's been so long since the last time she gave me her flower. Myabe Weiss's theory is true...maybe I am gay...wait did I just call myself gay? No I'm not gay...I think...NO I KNOW...no gay man could make her scream like I do. Almost there, almost there!
Meanwhile in the bathroom...
(A look into Sydney's head) Sydney: God it won't come out. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that tacos. I mean I always become constipated after them...I just can't say no to them...just like I can't say no to Vaughn. Okay this thing has to come out...maybe if I think of Vaughn. OKay (she closes her eyes) his eyes, his arms, his...NO BAD SYDNEY! OOOO this is working...almost there. His hair...his hair down there...NO BAD SYDNEY!
(Vaughn enters) Vaughn to himself: With a quick glance I realize Sydney's no where tobe found. But being the FABULOUS spy I am...FABULOUS?...maybe I am gay? I searched underneath the stalls for the familiar winterberry shoes...god I am gay! I quickly spot them and prepare to enter on so many levels.
(Vaughn busts the door open like the FABULOUS spy he is to find not Sydney)
Woman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Get you creepy gay man!
Vaughn: UHHHHHH...I didn't mean to...I thought you were my girlfriend. She has the same shoes as you.
Woman: You mean the woman next to me who's been moaning and groaning for the last 20 mins.?
(Vaughn busts into the next stall just as Sydney lets the last one release..kerplunk)
Sydney: VAUGHN what are you doing here?
Vaughn: I know what you were insinuating back there...wink wink
Sydney: Well if you say so...
(Sydney looks to that...place...and notes to self to ask if he free balls it.)
As the begin to passionately kiss...
Sydney: Vaughn I don't think this is sanitary as she rips off his shirt...not tearing any buttons...this isn't her first time)
Vaughn (as he accidently sticks his foot into the crapper): No Sydney this isn't gross...this is exactly how I pictured it (to himself...god my foot is stuck in brown goo...that stinks SO BAD...but i've waited so long...it's been like an hour...I never was the patient one...NOW I KNOW WHY I'M NOT GAY!)
As Sydney unzips his pants...and we all know what happens next...you know...wink wink the thing we haven't seen since Welcome To Liberty Village...
(As they both walk out of the bathroom like nothing has happened...they look like they've been through a hurricane...literally his foot is soaking wet and he hair is higher than Marge Simpson's.)
Sydney: That was fun.
Vaughn: Speak for yourself you're foot wasn't stuck in the toilet the whole time.
Sydney: Well it wasn't like you needed it to do what you...do.
Vaughn: Nice to know I leave my customers happy.
Sydney: You have other customers?
Vaughn: No...I didn't mean it like that...I just meant that...whatever.
A/N: Next week on Alias...What other adventures will come along for Vaughn and Sydney...will they EVER make it to Santa Barbara...will Vaughn EVER propose! PLEASE REVIEW