Huh? I'm Going to be a Dad Again!
Chapter 3: Can the Bunker Hold?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Bold - Demon Talk
Italics - Flashbacks, Thoughts
Bold, Underlined - Abilities
Sorry for the long wait between chapters. Anyways here going with fun stuff.
There seemed to be more and more women crowding around Kakashi's house. The women were very angry and they were throwing kunai and shurikens at the house. Other women were casting jutsus against the house, well there wasn't much of a house now.
"GET OUT HERE IRUKA" screamed all the women in unison.
Iruka was just hiding inside the small make shift bunker, he had knees up to his head. Kakashi was just staring at him and sighing.
"Iruka damn it you have to go out there and try to calm these women down." Screamed Kakashi at his friend.
"Are you insane they will kill me. And plus I'm sure they are all pregnant and found out that I have been two timing all of them."
"Iruka, we are going to die because of this, I hope you know that."
Tsunade's Office:
Shizune burst into the hokage's office, she was panting and had a look of disbelief to her face.
"What is it Shizune, why are you barging in like this." Said the hokage in a very suttering manner.
"Are you drunk Tsunade-sama?"
"No I don't drink anymore, I don't even know what Sake is." As she said this with her foot she kicked a bottle of sake under her desk.
"Sure I guess. But anyways the reason I'm here. As you know konoha's population is that of 300,000 and of those only 160,00 are women. And out of those 160,00 only 90,000 are capable of giving birth. Well out of those 90,000 there are 20,000 who are pregnant."
"So I don't see your point. It just means the village is growing."
"Well you see those 20,000 women are pregnant. And the kicker is they are pregnant by the same man according to them. They all gave the same name Iruka."
Tsunade gaver a very inquisitive look and then laughed.
"What the hell Iruka must have been busy. What a guy I wish he was pounding me."
"Tsunade-sama what is wrong with you, what about Jiraiya-sama. And I'm pregnant too."
"Well Jiraiya is useless to me now, he can't last long. And what the hell you mean you are pregnant, who is the father?"
Shizune blushed a bit but then immediately gave a frown.
"That damn Iruka promised me he would love me forever, so we had sex and now I'm pregnant."
"Haha Iruka played you Shizune haha."
"Tsunade-sama what are we going to do about this."
"As for me, I'm going to do nothing, I'm just going to enjoy the show."
Back at Kakashi's house:
There wasn't a house anymore, all that was left was the small makeshift bunker. All the women were surrounding the bunker. Kakashi was sweating bullets and Iruka was ready to pass out.
"Iruka damn it man we are going to die man. We have to get out of here man."
"Ok Kakashi lets try to make our escape."
But before they could react, the bunker was gone and all the women rushed at them. Within seconds Iruka and Kakashi were subduded and were stripped of their clothing. Iruka of course had passed out and Kakashi well he was just fearing for his life. A woman then began to slap Iruka until he came too.
"Iruka we are going to make you pay for what you have done you son of a bitch." Screamed a woman that seemed to be about seven months pregnant.
A woman the grabbed Kakashi from his privates and another did the same to Iruka. Both Iruka and Kakashi were now turning blue, the women kept pushing them forward so all of Konoha could see them.
Ayame, Anko and Kurenai were now approaching the crowd of woman who by now had Kakashi and Iruka in what appeared to be crucifictions.
Anko ran through the crowd of women and cleared them all out of the way with her snakes. She then went up to Iruka and began to beat him, then Ayame and Kurenai got them. And they began to beat the innocent Kakashi, all he was at fault for was helping his friend.
Meanwhile in the distance a man was approaching them. He had knives all over his belt and his holster was bursting full. He even had a bandana on his forehead, Rambo style. He then ran to where the Iruka and Kakashi were getting beaten at. When Ayame saw the man, she immediately turned paled and stuttered to talk to him.
"Father?"
"YES IT IS I AYAME, AND I HAVE COME HERE TO CUT HIS PRIVATES OFF. AND I WILL ALSO DO THE SAME TO HIS LITTLE FRIEND."
When Kakashi heard this, he began to pass out and his lone visible yes frowned.
Naruto's House:
Nuri was running around the house bare ass. Naruto was chasing him, the reason Nuri was doing this was because. Well the reason he was doing this was because Nuri had caught them watching a porn. And he thought it was ok for people to run around naked.
"Heh pops I want to be naked and gay" screamed the Nuri.
"Nuri please calm down, your mother and I didn't mean for you to watch that."
Hinata was no help, she passed out when Nuri came into the room and caught them watching porn. Hiame on the other hand was crying to no end, because she saw her mother passed out on the floor.
Hito though was in his room looking at a book his grandfather had given him. And Hito was smiling to no end.
"You can't catch me father, I'm going to be naked and gay forever. But I don't think I want to put my thing in girls, it sounded like he was hurting her. She was screaming to much."
Naruto just stopped and looked down at the floor.
Well thats it for chapter 3 hope you guys liked it.