The Proposal Of A Lifetime!
A/N: So after many, many months/years and our overwhelming review (yet again, three) we are back. Yes, we are back. We would like to apologize for taking so long to finally update this amazing story. We know you▓ve missed the sex, as do us all. Just to update you on our lives, we became pornier than we were before. And yes, porny is a word. Horny means you want it, porny means you do it. We▓ve matured in our ripe old age of eighteen. A lot more wisdom, and a whole a lot of sex┘at least for one of us.
Merbelle007: We love your enthusiasm. It means a great deal to us. We hope that you check up on us from time to time so you can finally read the new and improved version of our story.
Syd: We agree completely. This story is simply a way for us to release our sexual tensions now that Alias is no longer running and our current love interests are occupied. We love you, seriously. Don▓t be creeped out.
FalconWolf3: I really hope you enjoy this update, and that it was everything you▓ve been waiting for the past two years for. wink wink
PinkTheSuperGirl: Yes, we found it necessary to review ourselves, considering it▓s two of us writing. And basically we wanted more reviews to inflate our egos. Yes, we have big heads, and we like big heads too. Especially on Michael Vartan. But that▓s another story for another time. Hmm maybe we should write about Michael and his big head.
LynseyDay: Thanks, finally someone has realized how truly brilliant we are. I mean we are high school graduates after all. We hope you recognize our gained knowledge on the subject aka we did a lot of ⌠research■ on the topics we▓re addressing in this story.
Chapter Four
After what felt like two years, due to Vaughn getting lost (and I do mean VERY lost) so lost that they ended up an hour and a half out of the way. He was possibly concentrating too much on convincing himself that it truly does happen to every guy and he▓s not, in fact, gay. They finally made it to the beautiful beaches of Santa Barbara. YAY!!
(Vaughn and Sydney check into their hotel rooms and enter their suite. )
Vaughn: What the fucking hell that trip was so fucking long!!
Sydney: It▓s not my fucking fault that you can▓t read a map.
Vaughn: Oh, I can read a map. A map that leads right down to your va-jay-jay.
Sydney: Hey!! Quit looking at my va-jay-jay. Unless you really want to!?
(After Vaughn and Sydney got ⌠caught in a net■, they began to have a serious conversation.)
Sydney: All I can think about is how fucking hot you are.
Vaughn: All I can think about is that big bush you have.
Sydney: It▓s not my fault that I don▓t know how to shave down there.
Vaughn: What▓s so difficult about it, you go in a line.
Sydney: Okay, well then if you▓ll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.
(Vaughn oddly hears the shower running in the bathroom. And later walks in to find what can only be called a pubic stuffed animal in the toilet. He quickly gathers it in a bag to keep for later trading in Kazakhstan, you know since he▒s a spy and everything.)
(Sydney walks out completely naked and Vaughn can▓t keep his eyes off of her.)
Vaughn: You look a blank canvas just waiting for me to spill my paint all over your canvas.
Sydney: I do something for you, you do something for me. I don▓t want to go digging through the forest to find my stump, go shave now.
(Vaughn enters the bathroom and shaves off everything, and I do mean everything. He later puts it in the same bag as Sydney▓s.)
Sydney: What size shoe do you wear?
Vaughn: Excuse me!?
(Vaughn thinks to himself, oh shit, I know what this means. Women never understand that it▓s not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.)
Sydney: Yeah, the size of your shoe. Add one and divide by two.
(Vaughn calculates in his head, five plus one, divided by two equals three. Oh shit!! That can▓t be right. The best thing to do in this situation is to just lie, and pray she doesn▓t really pay attention to how big it is all those times we had the sexy time.)
Vaughn: Ten.
Sydney: Well you know anything over nine is just for show.
(Later as they were watching tv┘)
Vaughn: Sydney, why is your hand down your pants!?
Sydney: Well, you do know that most orgasms for women don▓t come from males. McDreamy is the only man who can do it every time.
Vaughn: McDreamy!? Please he gels his hair with his juices.
Sydney: Yeah, well something▓s working for him.
Vaughn: Is that it, should I just grow my hair and die it black!?
Sydney: And add a few inches to the actual shoe size.
Vaughn: Fine, well I hope you and McSteamy have a great life together.
Sydney: Actually, it▓s McDreamy, but I▓m open for threesomes.
(Vaughn storms out of the room, slamming the door in the process.)
A/N: So as you can see, we▓ve included a lot more references to some of our newest obsessions since Alias has ended. If you can figure them all out, well then you▓re just as scary as us. I hoped you enjoyed this, because who knows when the next one will come around. Hopefully it won▓t be in another two years. We just don▓t like to update over the phone or online. We can only work well in person and seeing as we live on opposite sides of the country, it makes things difficult. But anyway, we hope we didn▓t leave you in too much suspense. Reviews make us update faster (okay not really since we can▓t control the cost of airline tickets) but still, they make our day. J