Huh? I'm Going to be a Dad Again!
Chapter 4: Explaining To Do
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Bold - Demon Talk
Italics - Flashbacks, Thoughts
Bold, Underlined - Abilities
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Naruto was still just staring at the ground, as Nuri was still running around naked. Naruto finally quit looking at the ground and looked at his naked son.
"Nuri we have to talk" said Naruto in a very quiet voice. Nuri stopped and saw his father was not screaming, so he came over to Naruto. By this time Hiame had made her way to them, so had Hito, he was done looking at his little orange book. So all of Naruto's children were gathered around him now, except for Hinata.
"Nuri I'm sorry you had to watch that video" said a very somber Naruto.
"Heh, pops don't worry, it made me realize I like being gay and Naked."
"But being naked is not right you could get in trouble for it. And I highly doubt you are gay Nuri."
"Well then how come mom and you were naked when you were watching that video. And you had ur hands on moms chest. And what do you mean I'm not gay, are you trying to say I'm not a happy person." And with that said Nuri stormed out of the house naked, and ran into the streets of Konoha. Naruto was again looking at the ground and sighing.
"Father what is this video, Nuri speaks off. I must see this video father."
"Hito please you can not see this video, its only for grown ups." Naruto said this with a small tear on his eye.
"Daddy why is mommy on the ground, did this video hurt her. Or did ur hands on her chest hurt her." After Hiame said this she began to cry like it was the end of the world.
Naruto did not know what to do now, so many questions for him to answer.
"Father I demand this video now" screamed Hito.
"Hito listen to you father" screamed Naruto back at him.
"You guys are so mean, I'm leaving." And with that said Hiame stormed out fo the house, into the streets of Konoha. And yes she was still crying like it was the end of the world.
Hito looked at Naruto with looks that could kill.
"Father now hand over that video and explain what Nuri meant he did not want to put his thing in women. Does this hurt women?"
"Hito I can not give you this video and I can not explaing to what you are asking of me." Naruto again said this with teary eyes.
Hito was now getting impatient and put his arms on his fathers shoulders.
"The video father, I DEMAN IT NOW."
Hinata finally came to and began to make her way down stairs, because she could hear screaming. Hinata finally made it to the living room where she saw Naruto and Hito.
"N-naruto-kun where is Nuri"
Naruto looked at her and immidiately began to bleed from his nose.
"NANI! Hinata did you forget to put clothing on." Said Naruto with blood all over his mouth now.
Hinata blushed and then looked down at herself, and saw that she was wearing no bra. And that she was also wearing just her thong underwear. After she noticed this she just passed out again and hit the ground head first very hard.
"Hinata?" Said the nose bleeding Naruto.
Hito was shocked or maybe he was horrified, but he to began to pass out. And a very small drop of blood came out of his nose. Naruto was a mess he had blood all over himself and began to feel light head and he to began to slowly pass out.
Meanwhile in the center of Konoha:
Iruka and Kakashi were still getting hammered by the crazed women. And Rambo Teuchi was being held by Ayame, Kurenai and Anko because he was trying to cut of Iruka's kid making jewels. Kakashi was passed out, all he had hoped for was that he wouldn't be killed. All the screaming in the crowd came to an abrupt end when Nuri came running into the crowd naked. Everyone was staring at Nuri and he was just smiling at everyone.
"What is everyone doing, seems you're all gay. Are you to gonna get Naked like me." When Nuri said this, he screamed it so loud that maybe all of Konoha could hear him. So Nuri began to run around naked in the crowd of crazed women.
Meanwhile back at Naruto's House.
Jiraiya had made it to the house and got tired fo knocking so he just opened the door. And made his way to the leaving room where he saw the almost naked Hinata. Jiraiya began to smile and bleed alittle from his nose, and quickly took at a little book. He was writing notes in the little book and everytime he wrote something down he smiled and bled a little more.
Somewhere in Konoha:
Hiame was crying still like the world was about to end, when she passed a building that read.
"KONOHA CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES BUILDING"
Well thats it for this chapter hope you guys liked it.