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Author's Note: like she said – itsirwlollmaoicirwnaasiis. This chapter is respectfully dedicated to her. And to him, I mean – take a hint.

I F O N L Y I H A D A R O S E

Today at breakfast when I was eating my porridge which I totally hate and Calina was across from me (she decided she didin't want to sit with TGG and the Slytherin Slut (aka SS) and sat with ME, her best friend) when two boys stepped in. They were both like totally cute. And I thought that roses would look like totally fabulous on them.

One of them, Caspar, (from Durmstrang) was sorted to Ravenclaw. TGG started talking to him. Hmphhhh. I bet she's throwing herself all over him, I mean she's like totally unromantic. The other, though, – Marcus is his name – was from Beauxbatons and he was sorted into Hufflepuff.

Calina said she knew him. I mean, totally unfair isn't it? TGG is bitching with Caspar, and Calina knows Marcus. They steal all the good guys from me.

Like HUH!

I think I'll talk to Cathy, a girl in our dorm, and ask her to come with me to hang out just outside the Hufflepuff Common Room so I can see Marcus. I'd ask Calina but she hangs out with TGG and SS or M-guy or somebody so she'd never come. I mean, she's like my best friend, she has to do those things. Totally unfair.

I haven't got the courage to talk to Marcus. I mean, I've been wearing mingiskirts ever since they came. I know that you're thinking but like what about James totally Potter? And the answer is, I don't know. He has such a low self-esteem, I saw him crying one day when I was openly staring at Marcus.

Actually, I don't know what's wrong with all the boys lately. James was crying. Severus Snape was staring at my legs one day before smirking and turning to stare at TGG and Calina. Marcus was like totally ignoring me and Caspar is quite the pervert, he always takes extra long while leaving class to stay there with all the girls who renew their make-up. All girls, except for SS, TGG and Calina. Remus and Sirius were comforting James and totally glaring at me. I mean, what did I do?

And then of course the most awful boy on earth. M-guy. I cannot believe him. You see, I was outside the Hufflepuff Common Room, wearing white and dark red roses in my hair and my super-new miniskirt. I was alone, TGG fed Cathy some chalk so she couldn't talk and went to the Hospital Wing. I mean, honestly. Who feeds her classmate some chalk? And Cathy was quite stupid to eat it, but still…

Anyway. I was waiting there, and then the door to the Common Room opened and M-guy stepped out. I was like what on earth, he's a Gryffindor. So I asked him what he was doing there. And you know what he did?

He threw an apple at me. Again. And then he smirked. I could not believe it. He's such an idiot, I mean, what kind of a person throws apples at people? At very beautiful girls with roses in their hair, nonetheless? That boy's got something seriously wrong in his head.

Then TGG and Calina stepped out from the passage that led to the kitchens. I know that one only because James showed me, once. Before he started crying.

But at the moment, James wasn't there. TGG was crying because her stupid Slytherin boyfriend had just dumped her. Serves her right. Calina was quite surprised to see M-guy and I there and then TGG started laughing at me. I wonder why. Maybe the roses in my hair were out of place or something.

When M-guy saw them, he blushed and escaped from the scene. What on earth is wrong with him? And then Calina and TGG went away, too. Without saying a word. But before I could think on it, Marcus also came from the kitchens and looked at me.

"It isn't Halloween, you know," he said to me and then went to his Common Room.

What on earth was that supposed to mean? And why were Marcus, Calina and TGG in the kitchens, together?

And why, pray tell, was everybody making fun of me? I was the most beautiful girl on earth with those roses in my hair, wasn't I?