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Author's note: it's been a long time and I think this will be the last chapter.
IF ONLY I HAD A ROSE.
So.
OWLs are over and I have decided I won't be coming back to Hogwarts next year. I'm transferring to Beauxbatons, much more romantic.
Things are pretty much the same here, though many boys have looked at me. It's like, I walk on the corridor, very romantically, mind you. I even charmed my robes so that they'd spill rose petals behind me when I walk. Anyhow. I walk and boys who pass me don't look at me. But I know they all like me because I am so beautiful and they're not looking at me because they're afraid they'll give themselves away.
Oh, I'm so happy right now, yesterday I bought more roses. Light pink, this time. Now, I'm telling you some of the reasons why I'm going away from Hogwarts.
Firstly, TGG is practically bald. It was awful enough that her hair was multicolour but now it's even worse. Practically bald. No word can express the disgust I feel.
Secondly, the boys are much too weird here. I mean, yeah they all like me but no-one has ever talked to me! Serves them right, I'm going away and then they'll miss me.
Thirdly, the name Hogwarts is so unromantic and I can't go to Hogsmeade (another unromantic name) to buy roses often enough. Of course, with the factor that Calina and TGG are destroying them.
Fourthly, TGG and Calina ate peas at the end of year feast. Peas. No-one eats peas. It's unromantic!
Cathy has once again ditched me, we had a fight and she ran to Calina and I know they're talking about me behing my back. Pfff. Cathy is pushing a knife into my heart and turning it around, I am so hurt.
But after I leave this Unromantic School, I have one mystery to solve. Remember M-guy? That punk who Calina was messing with? They are avoiding each other like death. First I thought it was so romantic and that they'd solve issues with roses and great love songs but no.
Geez, my head would explode from the unromanticness of this place if it wasn't for the rose in my hair.
Oh no, the rosebud just fell apart. NO! My poor romantic rose. They have pierced my heart once again. If only I had a rose..