Okay, a few people have asked that I add more to this, so I figure I'll give it a shot.. if it turns out to be sucky and.. plotless.. then let me know and I'll go back to it just being one chapter. mk :)
Disclaimer : This is not mine! This is the work of the twisted and cruel Janet Evanovich.. share Ranger with us woman :( We'd love you forever for it..
Here we go!
I was happy. I was dancing. I was a fricken' fairy princess.
Why?
Because I had had Ranger, Ben & Jerry's, and absolutely NO Morelli all in one night.
Mmm.
Joyce, I thought, you can have Morelli and the Dick.
I have Batman.
If it hadn't have been for my concern of waking Ranger up, I would have done a victory dance.
I settled for wiggling my toes.
"Babe."
"Uh huh."
His eyes widened as he reached down and.. scratched?
"Ranger wha-"
He cut me off by jumping up and all but running to the shower.
Uh.
Okay.
Weird.
I got up to get dressed, when suddenly I felt it.
It was an itch.
Down there.
Shit.
But.. Ranger..
Oh shit.
"Ranger?" I knocked on his door, trying hard not to scratch.
"Stephanie."
Uh oh, Batman sounded pissed.
Not good.
"Please don't tell me I have herpes."
I heard a snort come through the door.
"You don't have herpes, Babe, you have poison ivy."
What the hell?
Then, the memory of last night rushed back to me.
I had had to pee.
I had squatted.
In the dark.
"Oh Shiiiit."
Ranger opened the door. "You're telling me."
My jaw dropped; Not because of his obvious nakedness, but because of.. the.. "Jesus Christ."
I had given Batman poison ivy.
Poison fricken' Ivy.
On his..
God must be one twisted prankster.
Hopefully this will hold ya until I get past my writer's block. I'm sorry if this offended anyone. Actually, I'm not, because I personally find it to be freakin' hilarious. But if you're offended, well, sucks for you. :) If anyone has any suggestions, even if that suggestion is to drop the story and run,now would be a good time to tell me.. I'm at a dead end : Help meeee!
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