Okie Dokie, now let us see how Raphael fares shall we?

Raph was walking down a dark alley towards a manhole feeling rather good after a night of beating up stupid punks with Casey when suddenly a really weird guy wearing a black dress popped up out of nowhere. He was carrying a stick thingy with a blade that looked kinda like one of those really old razors to the turtle only a lot bigger.

Raph just couldn't resist raising an eye ridge and commenting, "Nice dress."

The Reaper glared at him, "It's a robe!" he snapped. He absolutely hated his precious robe being called a dress.

"Yeah, whateva," growled Raph. "Who are ya an' waddya want?"

"I'm the Grim Reaper and I've come to escort you to your counseling session with Dr. Diddly-Doo." Said the Reaper with his eyes fixed on his cue cards.

Raphael crossed his arms and glared at him rebelliously. "Nuh-uh, not gonna happen."

"Is too," smirked the Reaper as he pulled out a magic wand, gave it a wave and transported them to the doctor's office in a swirl of sparkly fairy dust.

Raph dusted the annoying fairy dust off him and glanced around the office in surprise. "Oh my god you freak!" he yelled. "I can't believe you've got a freakin' fairy wand! You are so gay!"

The Reaper looked at Raph with a pout on his lips and his eyes filling with tears. "I'm not gay!" he cried.

"You've got a fairy wand." Said Raph with a lot of emphasis on 'fairy wand' "Hello, you're Death! Death is supposed to be scary and macho with sweet scythe not a pansy fairy wand. You are too gay!" He snapped

"Doctor!" Screamed Reaper, "Raphael is calling me gay and making fun of my fairy wand that Santa gave me for Easter."

"Now, now Raphael," chided Dr. Diddly-Doo as she came into the room, "That was not nice. Now I want you to apologize to the Grim Reaper."

"Don't you mean the Gay Reaper?" Asked a smirking Raph.

"Do-cto-r!" wailed the Reaper piteously.

"Raphael!" Snapped the doc. "Apologize now!"

"NO!!" growled Raph as his hand when to the hilt of one of his sai.

"Alright, that's it! Get out of my office and don't come back until you're ready to apologize to the Grim Reaper!"

"Yippie!" yelled Raph happily, having no intention of ever apologizing. "Won't be seeing ya." He called back as he jumped out the window and ran for his life. "I can't wait 'till I tell Masta Splinta that I got one up on the crazy shrink!"

He stopped suddenly as he realized that he had no idea where he was thanks to a certain gay guy and his stupid fairy wand.

For a second he considered going back and asking for directions but the thought of going anywhere near the nutty shrink an the Gay Reaper made him feel sick. "I'll think I'll just call Donnie and have him pick me up. He's got those tracker dealies in our shell cells doesn't he? Besides I've got to warn the others as soon as possible. Who knows who's next on her list!"

Back at the office Dr. Alexandria Persnickety Diddly-Doo was checking her list and smiling.

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