Kyou: Here it is! Chapter 2! I'll try to update this as soon as possible, so bear with me!

Ichigo: Yeah whatever. Just get on with the story.

Uryuu: For once, I agree with Kuros...I mean, Ichigo.

Kyou: 'Kay! Ain't it kawaii when you say Ichigo?

Ichigo: Yep! It makes it seem like Uryuu has a good side.

Uryuu: Ugh! I do have a good side!

The Date!

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.

Uryuu was walking in the streets, towards none other than the Kurosaki Clinic. It was 15 minutes until 7:00, but Uryuu always liked to be early, even for dates. When he arrived, Yuzu had opened the door, & called her brother down to meet him. She didn't seem to know what they were going to do, but it was better that way.

"Right right! I'm coming!", Ichigo yelled from upstairs. He quickly went downstairs dressed in only a towel. It wasn't very long either. The scene of Ichigo in just a towel made Uryuu blush...madly. "Sorry Uryuu. Just took a shower. Come up to my room. I'll be dressed in just a sec", Ichigo offered.

"O-okay", Uryuu said. He followed Ichigo upstairs into his room. It was a nice room, not too big but not too small either. Ichigo grabbed a green pair of pants & a black shirt & went into the bathroom that connected into his room. It was kinda taking Ichigo a while, so Uryuu decided to...look around. His search led him to Ichigo's nightstand, where a pictures of him, his family & friends were. There was also a seperate picture of him & Ichigo arguing over something trivial as usual. It made Uryuu chuckle, knowing that he might be in love with the orange-head shinigami. Behind the alarm clock, however, was something that REALLY caught Uryuu's attention...a tube of lube. The thought of Ichigo spreading the substance over his member & stroking gently into the night made Uryuu blush even harder than before. 'God! Is he some sort of sex freak? There can't be two in a relationship. Wouldn't that be, um, unhealthy?', Uryuu thought. A noise was heard from the bathroom & Ichigo suddenly entered the room, seeing Uryuu stare at the tube...

'Oh shit! I forgot to put that away! Stupid Uryuu! Why'd you have to find it?!', Ichigo thought. He also thought of an excuse as to why he had it there, but none came to mind. 'Awkward...', both thought.

"Um...shall we go?", Uryuu suggested. He just wanted to break that awkward silence, & that sentence did it.

"About that, um, tube on the nightstand...", Ichigo said. He still tried to think of an excuse, but none still came to mind. That awkward silence busted through the room once more.

"Forget about it. I shouldn't have been snooping around. I'm sorry, Ichigo", Uryuu said. His 'Ichigo' finally sounded sincere. Guess he wanted to really say sorry.

"I just...didn't want you to think I was some kind of sex freak. I'm sorry I left it around. But your 'Ichigo' really sounds good. I like it", Ichigo complimented. That just made Uryuu's day. Seeing Ichigo happy like that really made him smile, or grin, whatever.

"Good. 'Cause there can't be two in every relationship", Uryuu said. There really couldn't. Too much sex tires you out. But that made Ichigo grin wide.

"Really? The sex would've been great." Uryuu chuckled. He got closer to Ichigo, wrapping his arms around his waste. Ichigo did the same.

"So you're saying you are?", Uryuu asked. Ichigo closed his eyes & began to laugh. But before he could continue laughing, Uryuu brushed his lips against his. With the force Uryuu was using, the Ichigo was pushed against the closet wall, so Uryuu pinned Ichigo against it, kissing him furiously. Ichigo used his tongue. But by that, he REALLY used it. Uryuu was suprised. Ichigo complete control of the kiss. He won dominance inside Uryuu's mouth, searching every inch of the cavern. Both moaned inside each other's mouth. but Ichigo had to push Uryuu aside.

"Sorry. Needed air", Ichigo apologized. He hated breaking up the tender moment, but oxygen was important, right?

"It's okay. Shall we get going? The movie's at 7:30, & its already 7:15. Ichigo looked at his nightstand clock, noticing that it was 7:15, & the movie theaters weren't really close to the clinic.

"C-come on!", Ichigo said. He grabbed Uryuu's wrist, rushing down the stairs.

"I-ichigo! Don't pull so hard!", Uryuu yelled. That grabbed everyone's attention down stairs. Not even pausing to say goodbye, the two teens rushed out of the clinic.

"Bye! I'll be home late! Don't wait up!", Ichigo yelled.

"Niisan! Use protection!", Karin yelled.

Ichigo's voice could be heard at a distance, "Shut up!"

By the two got to the movie theaters, the movie was already 30 minutes in, so the two really didn't decide to watch it.

"We can watch it another time", Uryuu said.

"Crap. I heard it was a good movie too", Ichigo whined. Uryuu hugged Ichigo from behind, whispering in his ear.

"Let's just get something to eat. I'll make this up later." That alone brightened Ichigo's mood. The two began to head to the same restaurant they ate earlier, holding hands along the way. They walked close together, so no one really saw their entwining hands.

By the time they both finished their meals, Uryuu went silent.

"Something wrong?", Ichigo asked. 'What's up with him? Did I do something? How the hell do I always manage to screw things up?' Before Uryuu could answer, the bill arived. 'Time to put my plan to work', Uryuu thought.

"Ichigo, I'm paying", Uryuu said.

"Alright", Ichigo asked, confused. 'Why's he paying? I thought he wasn't that much of a spender. Unless...'

"No way! I'm paying!", Ichigo bursted, catching everyone's attention.

"Baka!", Uryuu yelled. "Sorry about him. He's a little...disoriented", Uryuu said, apologizing to everyone. At the end of that sentence, everyone went back to their dinner.

"Uryuu! I'm paying. I am the man here", Ichigo said.

"Do you always have to be seme?", Uryuu asked. That had reminded Ichigo of his little dream last night. Ichigo paid the bill & the two walked out of the restaurant, holding hands. This time, people saw them. They either smiled at the two or gave them faces of discorn & disapprovement. 'Hah! The shinigami fell for it. I should thank him for being such a brainless hunk some time', Uryuu thought, smiling to himself. Him manipulating Ichigo turned out exactly how he planned.

That same night, a visitor arrived at the Urahara Shoten.

"Mr. Freeloader!", Jinta yelled, pointing at the red-headed shinigami known as Abarai Renji.

"Abarai-san! What brings you here?", Urahara asked, his mouth concealed behind his fan, his eyes hiding in the shadow his hat projected.

"Yamamoto-sotaichou gave everyone some time off. I'm gonna stay here if you don't mind", Renji said bluntly. It seemed like he was either angry or just sleepy.

"Sure thing! Of course you have to pick up some work here", Urahara said devilishly.

"Why do I have to work if I'm a guest?!", Renji bursted out. Before Urahara could answer, to more shinigami approached the shop, running inside the store, knocking Renji over in the process.

"Urahara-sama! We need a place to stay! Mind if we stay here?", the tatooed one asked.

"My pleasure! Make yourselves comfortable!", Urahara said.

"Arigato", the blonde-haired, almost depressed shinigami said.

"So Hisagi & Izuru have to work too, right?!", Renji said while getting up.

"Why ever would I let them do work? They're polite", Urahara said smiling.

Everyone got comfortable in the shop. Renji, Shuuhei, & Kira all had to share one room, but most of them didn't care. It was nice enough of Urahara to let them stay. One red-headed idiot complained, but it didn't really help him.

"Abarai-kun, are you going to tell him? How about you Shuu-chan?", Kira asked.

"Shuu-chan?", Shuuhei asked, clearly confused as to why Kira would ask him that.

"Matsumoto told me it was a cute nickname, so I stuck to it", Kira said.

"I don't know Kira-kun. I think he likes Orihime-chan", Shuuhei said.

"Really? What if he wasn't?", Kira asked.

"Then I'd tell him", Shuuhei said.

"So Abarai-kun, you still haven't answered me", Kira said, facing Renji.

"U-uh, probably. Don't know if four-eyes swings that way", Renji said, sadness roaming his face.

"Oh", Kira said, finishing the conversation.

Kyou: How was that?!

Ichigo: It was nice...though I don't exactly know what happened at Sandal-Hat's.

Kyou: Baka! You're not supposed to figure out!

Ichigo: Don't call me baka!

Kyou: Nani? Did you say something?

Ichigo: Don't ignore me!

Uryuu: Sigh Please Review. Kyouya'll update soon...hopefully...

Kyou: I heard that!