Kyou: Chapter 3! This is where things get interesting...

Ichigo: Really? How so?

Kyou: Read you lazy bastard!

Ichigo: Go to hell!

Kyou: Shove it!

Uryuu: On to the story...

The Shinigami!

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.

Right after their little date, Ichigo & Uryuu head to none other than Uryuu's place. No one lived there but him, so no one could...'disturb' them. 'Finally! I've been waiting for so fucking long, Uryuu!', Ichigo thought. 'He better not get any wrong ideas...', Uryuu thought. But, the person standing outside the apartment door shocked both.

"Oi! Ichigo! Uryuu!", a strawberry-blonde woman called out. She was her cheerful self, but she seemed too perky.

"M-matsumoto?!", Ichigo said.

"Don't want to see me? Fine...", Matsumoto said, trying to look hurt.

"Matsumoto-san, that's not Ichi meant", Uryuu said, apologizing for Ichigo. 'Did I just call him Ichi?', Uryuu thought. 'Did he just call me Ichi?', Ichigo thought.

"Did you just call him 'Ichi'?", Matsumoto asked, confused. This shocked both Ichigo & Uryuu. It didn't seem like they wanted Matsumoto to know. She'd probably tell EVERYONE. "What a cute nickname! You should stick to it!"

"So what brings you here, Matsumoto-san?", Uryuu asked, wanting to change the subject.

"I just wanted to see if Renji was here. I couldn't find him anywhere since we got here", Matsumoto said, looking to her sides to see if she could find the red-head.

"Why would he be here?", Ichigo asked, suspicious as to why Renji would be there.

"Didn't he tell you?"

"Tell me what?"

"N-never mind! I checked your place, Ichigo. Some guy in a goat-chin said that it was late & he was tired, so he slammed the door right in my face!"

"He's a moron. Don't mind him", Ichigo said. He apologized for his father plenty of times now, & he was really getting tired of it.

"We'll tell you if we find Abarai. Want to come in?", Uryuu asked. Hospitality is important to offer to a woman, as long as it doesn't have any perverted intentions in it.

"No thanks. I better get back to Orihime-chan's. Nanao-chan's staying there too!", Matsumoto announced. With that, she disappeared, leaving both Ichigo & Uryuu alone again.

"So Uryuu, why would Renji be here?"

"I don't know, Ichigo. Don't ask me"

"Can't you call me 'Ichi'? I like it much better than 'Ichigo'."

"Only if you get a brain", Uryuu whispered quietly.

"What?"

"Nothing. Let's go inside."

"Wanna make-out that badly?", Ichigo asked. Uryuu simply sighed, opened his door, & shoved Ichigo inside. After the door was locked & Ichigo got to his feet, Uryuu began kissing his neck. Starting from the jaw down, Uryuu's mouth found its way to the orange-head's collarbone, & so it started nibbling on it softly. Uryuu softly bit the place where Ichigo's neck & shoulder met, leaving a small mark. Uryuu's hands, at the same time, went up Ichigo's shirt, caressing Ichigo's clearly visible abs first. Ichigo moaned from all the contact Uryuu gave him, but he wanted to be the one on top. Fulfilling his desires, he wrapped his arms around Uryuu's waist, dragging Uryuu to the nearby couch. Dumping Uryuu on it, he removed his own shirt, eager to remove Uryuu's as well.

"Eager, huh, Ichi?", Uryuu asked.

"Shut up. You taste too damn good", Ichigo replied.

"Do I?", Uryuu said seductively.

"Yep", Ichigo answered back. He didn't want to waste time talking, so he quickly began kissing Uryuu again, setting his glasses aside. Thrusting his hands up the blue-haired teen's shirt, he played with Uryuu's nipples & started kissing Uryuu's neck furiously, earning moans from Uryuu. Removing Uryuu's shirt, the orange-haired teen pinned the blue-haired other by the shoulders, kissing Uryuu's nipple, making it stand firm. He quickly moved to the other one, & began traveling lower.

Ichigo's mouth wanted to go deeper, but Uryuu stopped him.

"Wha-? Why?", Ichigo asked, disappointment in his words.

"I just want to move to the bedroom is all", Uryuu said. After Uryuu finished talking, Ichigo's face lit up with joy. "Ichi, you are a sex freak. Even more than me."

"Shut up. Are we gonna continue or what?", Ichigo asked. Uryuu opened his mouth, but a knock was heard coming from the door. "Wonder who that could be."

"I don't know. Mind if you find out?", Uryuu asked. Ichigo did what he was told. He was going to be nice to his lover, since he really did want Uryuu (badly!). Ichigo opened the door, to find Renji on the other side. Renji was a little shocked at Ichigo's appearance, as his shirt was still off.

"R-renji? Matsumoto's looking for you! She said she was at Orihi-", Ichigo said, cut off by Renji's voice.

"I'm not here for Matsumoto! Why's your shirt off?", Renji asked, trying not to stare at Ichigo's figure. Uryuu tossed Ichigo his shirt, & Ichigo caught it, a little suprised that Uryuu already put his shirt on.

"W-were you? & four-eyes?", Renji asked. It was painful for him to see them like that.

"Yeah...", Uryuu answered.

"Congratulations! You're the first to kn-", Ichigo said, being cut off again, this time by Renji's disappearance. "What was that about?"

"I don't know. But I don't think we can continue what we were doing. You're welcome to stay the night though", Uryuu said.

"What? Why can't we continue?"

"I'm too worried about Matsumoto & Abarai. You won't get any from me tonight, Ichi. Deal with it", Uryuu said, walking into his bedroom.

"Fine. I'll stay over. But I expect some tomorrow!", Ichigo said, a little irritated that he couldn't get what he wanted.

"Okay. Just don't rape me while I sleep", Uryuu said.

"No promises!", Ichigo yelled, entering the bedroom as well.

At Orihime's house, all three girls (Orihime, Matsumoto, & Nanao) were eating Orihime's food. Suprisingly, Nanao didn't complain.

"Orihime-chan! This is delicious!", Matsumoto complimented.

"A-arigato! Do you like it, Nanao-chan?", Orihime asked.

"Yes. It's better than what Kyouraku-taichou cooks", Nanao said.

"What does he cook?", Matsumoto asked.

"Its always ramen with him. Half of the ingredients is sake", Nanao said, reminding herself of the horrible taste of her captain's food. "I threw up before I could even swallow."

"Is it really that bad?", Matsumoto asked.

"I want to try it!", Orihime said. However, someone knocked on the door. Orihime opened it, to find Renji outside, tears in his eyes.

"Abarai-kun? Come inside! What's wrong?", Orihime asked, worried about her red-headed friend.

"He...he...", Renji said. All he could say was that. Matsumoto got up to comfort her friend as Nanao asked if Renji wanted something to eat.

"N-no, I'm fine. I-I just need to talk to...Matsumoto", Renji said. He tried to hide his sobbing, but it didn't work. Matsumoto took & Renji upstairs while Orihime & Nanao focused on the dishes.

"What do you think it could be?", Orihime asked.

"Ishida probably", Nanao answered. "Ever since the Soul Society incident, he's been crushing on him."

"I-ishida-kun?!", Orihime said, her face full of shock.

Upstairs, Matsumoto & Renji talked.

"He...he was there, Matsumoto. He was there", Renji said, crying. He covered his face with his hands to hide the tears, but Matsumoto knew more than well that Renji couldn't hide it.

"Don't hide it, Renji. Let it all out. Now, who was there? Ichigo? I saw him walk with Uryuu earlier", Matsumoto said.

"Yeah. Him. They were...they were doing stuff", Renji said. "I though I would be the one to do that to him. But instead, Ichigo got to him first!" By that time, Renji's tears couldn't be stopped. They flowed out of him easily, even though Renji persisted to keep them in. He couldn't let the tears stop, so he let them out.

"Its okay, Renji. Its okay", Matsumoto said, comforting Renji at the same time.

Kyou: How was that?!

Ichigo: Don't know! There some stuff that happened at Orihime's, right?! I didn't get to see any of it!

Kyou: That's 'cause you were at Uryuu's doing who-knows-what to the sleeping Quincy.

Ichigo: N-no I wasn't! He told me not to go there, so I'm not!

Kyou: Nice! I made Ichigo into Uryuu's bitch!

Ichigo: Wha-wha?!

Kyou: Please Review! I'll get Chapter 4 up as soon as possible!