Dear You Who Read This,

This is a chain letter, a spam, an overdose of mails, an over usage of ink, and a waste of few minutes of your life. The truth is that I think the Wizarding World is far too serious for its own good now, and so I want something less serious.

I asked you no money or power. Just write anything you want in the piece of paper that was behind this one piece, and then throw it to the air. It will only take you ten or twenty minutes. That's not long. The paper will continue appearing thanks to my Paper Refilling Spell.

Forest could be saved.

Well, I should start with mine, so you know what the hell I am talking about.

How to Get To Your Six Hundredth Birthday Healthy

By Nicolas Flamel

1. Drink Elixir of Life
Not sold in stores. But seriously…if you want to get to your six hundredth birthday, you either have to drink the Elixir of Life, live in Noah's Era, or make Horcruxes. Because I will never make How to Make Elixir of Life, you have to find it by yourself.

2. Do Sports
Don't do sports that will break your back bone or any important joints. In age 500, the most tiresome sport (and also the most fashionable) is nodding. Nod 300 times a day, and I guarantee you get to your 600th birthday in top health! Neck problems were not my mistake, though.

3. Don't Be Depressed
Depression was the worst enemy in healthy aging. Always look at the positive side, no matter how much that silly neighbor's silly son threw his boots through your windows, or how much money your great-great-great-great grandchild spent.

4. Stay Hip
Seriously, 'to be or not to be' was no longer considered 'hip' these days. Neither were 'thou Prince of Wales!' or 'thou smells funnieth.' So no trying those lines. Use 'How you doing?' or 'we were on a break' instead. They were completely hip. If you're asking why we should stayed hip will make us get to our Six Hundredth Birthday healthy…well…I forgot. Which brought us to the next step.

5. Bad Memories are Tolerable.
You're 500 years old. No one expected you to remember how the Tudors appeared and the Stuarts took over or when Nargle get extinct. They expected you to learn about the concept of cloning instead. So…oh dummy me, I forgot what I want to write next!

6. Don't Get Too Excited Over Your Birthdays
Remember, you still got hundreds of them coming.

P.S: See, You-Know-Who? Being immortal wasn't as great as you think it will be!