Kyou: Hahahaha! Time for some fun this chapter...

Toushirou: It's gonna make me sick, huh?

Kyou: Yep! But if you like boy-on-boy, then he're ya go! But I can't be too graphic...

Orihime: How does, um, y'know work?

Kyou: You'll find out...

The Breakup!

Uryuu & Renji were done talking. By this time, Uryuu was already laying down on the floor, a 'hungry' Renji ontop of him. Every kiss, Uryuu would respond with a moan. The shinigami wanted this, & Uryuu complied. It wasn't like Renji wasn't attractive at all. Uryuu thought the opposite. If it wasn't for Ichigo...Ichigo. That stupid bastard. He said it out loud. He said he would've told him he loved him. But instead, he goes kissing Shuuhei instead. Would Renji be the same? What if he was? No, he wouldn't be. Unlike someone else, Renji told the Quincy he loved him. Uryuu still remembers that moment. Deep in thought, Renji noticed Uryuu staring aimlessly.

"What's wrong? Am I bad at this?", Renji asked. He didn't want Uryuu's member to go soft on him, after it was large & out there.

"N-Nothing. I was just...thinking's all."

"'Bout me?", Renji said, smirking.

"Sort of."

"Wanna continue? No one's home." Uryuu thought deeply on this. He was still a virgin, & he always thought Ichigo would be the one to...y'know. But now, he was given a new opportunity. He could let Renji do that to him. It would kill Ichigo to know Renji did this to him. So, what to do? After a moment of silence, Uryuu spoke.

"Yeah", was the Quincy's answer. Before he knew it, Uryuu's shirt was off, & Renji was already working on his pants. He was amazed at Renji's hands. They were moving so fast, trying to get the pale teen naked. To return the favor, Uryuu undid Renji's shirt, revealing a tan body with minor scars. He didn't know which chest was better: Renji's, or Ichigo's. 'Damn! Stop fucking thinking about Ichigo. He doesn't love me. He doesn't', Uryuu thought. Before he knew it, his pants were off, leaving him only in his boxers. But Renji liked this image, & decided to keep it for a while. The shinigami began kissing the Quincy everywhere. The lips, the jaw, the collarbone, the chest, the nipple, the stomach, the navel. Anywhere that was exposed. Anywhere that wasn't...well, that'll have to wait first. Uryuu moaned when he looked at Renji, licking his nipple ferociously, erecting it. Renji moved to the other nipple, giving it the same hard structure as the other. Renji wanted to take Uryuu. Take him fast, but he didn't want to hurt him either. Quickly ridding Uryuu of his underwear, the Quincy felt exposed under the shinigami, but not at all cold. Renji's warmth warmed Uryuu, & he liked it.

"Renji, why am I the only one naked?"

"First-name basis, huh?"

"Just strip down." Following Uryuu's command, Renji pulled down his pants, leaving him in his boxers. Before Renji could pull those down, Uryuu started kissing Renji. Deepening the kiss, both moaned in each other's mouth. Uryuu was now ontop of Renji, grasping the shinigami's cock, even though it was still concealed within fabric. Slowly, Uryuu thrusted his hand up & down, earning him loud moans from the the red-head.

Outside, Urahara & his assisstants finally reached the Shoten, but were suprised when they heard the loud Renji moan.

"Maybe we should go somewhere else for another 30 minutes", Urahara suggested. Jinta & Ururu were already running away from the shop, so Tessai had no choice but to follow. Humming joyfully beneath his little paper fan, Urahara knew that he had to make Renji clean up the place VERY THOROUGHLY.

Inside, the heated scene of two young men continued. Uryuu pulled down Renji's red boxers, revealing a huge, hard customer.

"You're huge, Renji", Uryuu commented. He didn't know how Ichigo looked like down there, but compared to his, Renji WAS huge. Not saying that Uryuu has a little member or anything...

"Haha. You suck, I fuck"

"Mmhmm"

Uryuu lowered his head, kissing Renji at the tip before putting half of Renji inside his mouth. Clutching a bit of Uryuu's hair, Renji pulled Uryuu down, trying to put all of himself inside his love. Uryuu didn't want to at first, thinking that he might choke, but found that he could all of Renji inside him. Renji bucked his hips upwards, trying to go deeper inside the Quincy. Uryuu, playing with Renji's cock using his tongue, heard a load moan escaping from the red-head's mouth. Knowing that he'd get alot more of those if he pleasured Renji further, Uryuu did so. He eventually deep throated the shinigami, forcing Renji to expload inside Uryuu's throat. Uryuu pulled his mouth off of Renji's now slick member, swallowing Renji's essence.

"Good?", Renji asked.

"Better than what you could imagine. I've never tasted it before..." That sentence lifted Renji's spirits. So he was the first to do this to Uryuu. He was really glad.

"My turn", Renji said, shifting their positions so that he was ontop of Uryuu now. However, he got up, went to a nearby drawer, & pulled out a tube of lubrication. Uryuu was suprised to find that it was the same kind of lube he found ontop of Ichigo's nightstand. Reni got ontop of Uryuu once more, coating his fingers with the item he just got. "It might hurt, but bear with me"

"O-Okay", Uryuu answered. This was it. He was finally going to do it. With Renji nonetheless. That stupid vaizard wouldn't be able to claim his innocence anymore. It was Renji's, & Uryuu was glad to give it. Renji opened Uryuu's legs, inserting a finger inside. Uryuu winced at first, but got used to the feeling. Renji's finger went in deeper, looking for something. Uryuu knew exactly what, since he read about this stuff before. Eventually, Renji found it. Once he did, Uryuu moaned in delight. He never felt anything like it before. It felt really good. Before he knew it, Renji inserted a second finger. Scissoring his way to the spot he previously touched, he touched Uryuu's 'spot' over & over again. To make things better, Renji clasped Uryuu's member with his free hand, & eventually put Uryuu's throbing cock inside his mouth. Sucking & pumping at the same time, coupled with what Renji was doing inside him, Uryuu never felt better. He clenched a bit of Renji's hair once Renji inserted something bigger inside him. Now that hurt. Renji was big, & having such a thing inside his ass hurt real bad. But once that spot was touched again, Uryuu forgot about that pain. Renji thrusted inside him slowly, not wanting to hurt the Quincy. But once he heard Uryuu tell him to go faster, harder, he had to comply. Renji did so, he thrust inside the blue-haired teen with such force that Uryuu would've fainted, but the pleasure he received from it was worth it. Renji pumped Uryuu in rythm with his thrusts, increasing the pleasure.

"I-I'm g-gonna c-come", Uryuu said. He couldn't find his words, but eventually did, finding the strength to say that one sentence. After a few seconds, Uryuu felt himself coming. Renji kissed Uryuu deeply, & the Quincy burst all over their stomachs. Renji eventually came inside Uryuu as well. He pulled out slowly, making some white substance fall out due to lack of space. The red-head collapsed beside the bespectacled teen, saying,

"I love you, Uryuu"

"I-I love you too, Renji", Uryuu said. He really wanted to say it. After what Renji did, he deserved his love. More so than Ichigo.

"Really?"

"Yeah. Really. I love you", Uryuu said. He rested his head on the shinigami's chest, he rested for a moment. He got up & got dressed, suprising Renji. "I have to see him. I have to tell him it's over"

"Want me to go?"

"No. I want to do this alone" With that, Uryuu left.

Elsewhere, Ichigo pulled away from Shuuhei's mouth. The tatooed shinigami was disappointed, but he cared about Ichigo too much to let that affect him.

"Are you okay, Ichi?", Shuuhei said. Hearing him say, 'Ichi', was hard. He remembered his fight with Uryuu about his name & all. Now Shuuhei was calling him that. What was he to do? He didn't know. Part of him wanted to take Shuuhei. Part of him knew that was wrong. Part of him wanted to take Uryuu. Part of him knew that would never happen. He was confused inside. Not hearing Ichigo talk, Shuuhei put his hands on Ichigo's shoulder, saying, "Tell me. Just let me help you, got it?"

"F-Fine", Ichigo replied. He framed Shuuhei's face, kissing him again. He parted once more, opening his mouth. "Take me"

"W-What?", Shuuhei asked. His face was full of shock, but inside he just wanted to grab Ichigo & do what he was told, right in the alley they were in. "Are you feeling okay?"

"Yes! I'm fine. I want you to fuck me, alright?!", Ichigo said. Shuuhei recovered his natural calm. He didn't want to take Ichigo when he was like this, confused that is. But part of him wanted to fulfill his longing for the orange-haired teen. "What? I thought you wanted me. Am I wrong?"

"No. But I don't want to fuck you when you're confused over two people", Shuuhei replied. That really got Ichigo thinking. It was selfish of himself to just let Shuuhei fuck him while he was thinking of someone else. But Ichigo really got to thinking. He wasn't going to get this from Uryuu, right? But then again, he did love Uryuu. "Look. I do want you. It's just that, If I can't make you happy, I want someone you love to do it instead"

Ichigo lifted his spirits when he heard that. Shuuhei really did care. He wanted him to be happy, no matter what. If he couldn't take him, he wanted Uryuu to do it instead. That sentence sparked up something new inside Ichigo. Finally making his decision, Ichigo grabbed Shuuhei's wrist & told him to follow him. Where he was leading him was unknown to Shuuhei.

When they arrived at their destination, Shuuhei found himself in front of the Kurosaki Clinic. He was skeptical at first, until he figured out why Ichigo brought him here.

"I'm not fucking you & that's final", Shuuhei said, beginning to walk away.

"Hey hey! You don't have to fuck me, just listen, got it?!", Ichigo said, protesting for the other shinigami to stay. Shuuhei stopped & turned back, listening to Ichigo. "You told me you wanted me to be happy, with you or Uryuu, right? So make me happy! I think...I think I like you"

"Wow. You like me, huh? Don't you love Uryuu?", Shuuhei said, raising an eyebrow. Before Ichigo could answer, someone came. That someone was the same someone watching them earlier.

"Kurosaki, I need to talk. Alone", Uryuu said, emphasizing 'Kurosaki' & 'Alone'. Shuuhei head inside, to be suprised by a jump kick from Isshin. From outside, rumbling could be heard on the inside.

"What? And you called me Kurosaki. I told you to ca-", Ichigo said. He was disrupted by Uryuu's outburst.

"Don't give me that! I saw you kiss him in the alley earlier! It's over! I don't want you anymore!", Uryuu yelled.

"You don't want me? Great!", Ichigo said happily. Uryuu had just made him happy, even though he knew Uryuu wanted to make him sad. "'Kay gotta go! See ya!"

"What?!", Uryuu yelled. Ichigo didn't answer. Instead, he just ran inside, really happy. Uryuu could be seen walking away. Inside, Karin was scolding Isshin for attacking yet another teen. Goat-chin tried to apologize, but was smacked in the head by Yuzu, also pissed at her father for attacking an innocent. Karin looked up at Ichigo & then turned to Shuuhei, then back to Ichigo, then back to Shuuhei.

"Oh!", Karin yelled. Isshin turned to Shuuhei & then to Ichigo, finally getting it. Yuzu was still clueless, but whatever. "Right! Otousan, Yuzu! Let's go! I wanna catch a movie, cough!"

"Yeah!", Yuzu said. She wasn't saying it to back up Karin, but she did want to see a movie.

"Alright girls! Ichigo, don't be too rough, okay?!", Isshin yelled, pumped to watch a movie. The three left, leaving Ichigo & Shuuhei alone.

"So? How'd it go?", Shuuhei asked, eager to find out.

"He broke up with me. He saw us kiss earlier", Ichigo said, still smiling.

"Oh. I'm sorry", Shuuhei said, looking melancholy.

"Don't worry about it! Now I can have you!", Ichigo said, lifting up Shuuhei's spirits. With a sly grin from Ichigo, Shuuhei knew what he was in for...

Kyou: Yeah! That was the final chapter! I was gonna drag it out for a while, but it seemed perfect to end it there. So, Hitsu-chan, what'd ya think?!

Toushirou: I'm happy. I don't have to do this stupid thing anymore.

Kyou: Think again! There'll be more stories for you to talk about! You & I are the hosts! Evil Laughter

Toushirou: Crap! You can't do this to me!

Nanao: Oh well. That's it. Bye Bye!