Deidara opened his eyes. (Let's say he can take off the camera okay...one eye sounds retarded.) He looked around himself and realized he and Ino were still the garden. Propping himself on one arm, he looked down at her. Last night felt special. It IS true that he has never had sex before, but he has had girlfriends, and he did go on dates. Well, we can't say he never had sex. One time when he was fifteen, and at a friend's birthday party, he screwed one of the drunken girls. Good thing she doesn't remember. Discarding thoughts of the party, he looked at her again. Something was different about her. Something he couldn't place. He looked back on every girl he went out with, but none could compare to her. She was special, like love itself. He lay back down, and cloud gazed. All he could think about was her, and how special she was. Her soft breaths made him relax, as her face kept popping up in his mind, and her voice rand through his head. She giggled in her sleep, and Deidara smiled, as he placed one arm around her small waist. He looked at her sleeping form, so beautiful. Ino fiddled in her sleep, and muttered something about...well whatever it was about, Deidara couldn't make out what she was saying. Slowly, but surely, one of her eyes opened, and looked at him, confused. The twinkle in her sleepy eyes made Deidara give a deep sigh. Ino rolled around, and faced the other side, scooting in closer to him. He wrapped an arm around her waist, and held her closely. Laying his head on her hair, and sensing her smell, was something that put him to sleep right away. Like sleeping potion.

----Deidara's dream ...skip unless you don't mind sex scenes-----

Walking through the forest was something the teenage Deidara would always do. He stuck his hands into his pocket, and wandered around aimlessly. He was going no where, just on a mission. He was given the mission because well, it wouldn't seem odd if he was wondering the forest, and second, he was hot, so... the Tsuchikage decided to pick him for this mission. He was supposed to seduce a girl, retrieve vital information, and well not have sex with her. He spotted the twelve year old, and started charming her. Soon she was giggling and all over him. Typical. He pushed against a tree, and asked her a series of questions promising to give her whatever she wanted afterwards. Soon enough the girl began talking and after all the questions he needed were answered, he asked the girl what she wanted in return. Money, extra training, he would give her anything. But the girls answer surprised him. She wanted to feel pleasure; any kind. She wanted to know what it was like because she saw her parent do it once. The girl blushed and looked away. Deidara decided that if that was what the girl really wanted, it is what she was going to get. He dived in for a kiss, and his hands started to explore her body. They were everywhere. The girl was wearing a skirt, making her more accessible. He took it off, and his hands found a way to take her shirt off. The girl had nice growing breasts, and they were just like he liked them. His mouth trailed from hers, and found its way to her breasts. He licked every millimeter of them, and especially paid attention to her nipples. His tongue teased it, causing her to moan slightly. Deidara wasn't impressed. He wasn't getting enough from this girl. He decided to turn the heat up a notch, so he started to move his mouth downwards, as he left his hands massaging the bottom of her breasts. His tongue trailed to her crotch where he started to go inside her with his tongue. Now this got some moan from her, and she was really into it. Deidara was just being disgusted. But he had to pay her back, so he continued. As he left her pussy, he stood up, and put the girl down. After discarding his own clothing, he dived in for another kiss. The two mouths on his hands started licking her breasts. And then it happened. He entered her. By now the girl was sweating, and he was about to puke. Despite that fact, he kept on with the act. But every time he pushed his erection into her, the puke like feeling started to disappear, and he was enjoying himself too. They both reached orgasm soon, and were too tired to continue. Deidara threw himself against the ground, and the girl looked like she was about to faint. As soon as a smile crossed her face, he knew this mission was complete. But she wasn't through yet. She bet down, and took a hold of his dick. She stuck as deep as she could in her mouth, and seductively started to suck on it. Oh the pleasure he felt. The girl's blonde locks blocked his view of what she was doing, but whatever it was, it sure felt good. Suddenly he couldn't take it anymore. He pushed her off, and then placed her beneath him, and he was in her again. It felt so good. He was enjoying this moment, and the girl seemed to comply. Once finished, Deidara rolled off of her. She stood up, and they both got dressed. Before the girl left, she gave him one last passionate kiss. Their tongues fought over access, and Deidara won. He explored her mouth, and started touching her again. She stopped his hands, and backed away.

"Until we meet again," and with that she was off.

Deidara just shook his head, and started his way back to report mission complete.

--------End of Dream--------

Deidara woke up suddenly. Now he knew why she felt so special. She was the girl from long ago. She's the beautiful ninja who he had to retrieve the message from.

Ino woke up, yawning. She sat up, and looked around. Deidara wasn't there. 'Strange,' she thought, and got up to look for him. She found him in their room looking through photos of this girl. Ino stood beside him. He was studying this picture of the girl from the woods. Ino walked up behind him. She looked down and asked him,

"Why do you have a picture of me, picking flowers?" she asked.

"Well, when you visited the Hidden country of Earth a while back, let's say, 7 years ago, do you remember having sex with a fifteen year old?" he asked looking at her.

Realization spread across her face. She clamped her hand over her mouth, the laughed.

"Wait, you are saying that you are the guy I screwed in the forest when I was twelve?" Ino asked, obviously not believing him.

He nodded, "No one else was there. How else would I know?"

He had a point. Ino giggled, "Well, then you'd remember me saying until next time, right?" she asked.

"And when's that going to be?" Deidara asked getting up, and hugging her on the waist.

"When do you plan on marrying me?" she purred in his ear.

"Well, seeing how we know each other for like seven years now, since we did talk over MSN... man...I have to thank whoever invented it later on, I say we get married pretty soon," Deidara said

"Give it another month, and then we'll see if you are really up for it," Ino said, "But until then, you'll have to settle for this."

Tightening her grip around his neck, Ino leaned in. She captured his lips, and they fought over the one who takes control. Deidara might have won seven years ago, but this time Ino took control. Her tongue licked the insides of his mouth, and their tongues twisted around each other. The kiss was fiery, passionate, and yet very unnerving. Deidara couldn't have her. Wait a second. He was the GUY here. He could do what ever he wants. Well, technically, he couldn't, but he needed to be inside her again. Last time he did that was seven years ago on a mission. I mean seriously, he... no not wanted, but needed to do it again. His hand mouths opened, and, well, he closed them again. He couldn't afford losing her. He had to restrain himself.

'What's one more month, after I waited seven years...' he asked himself.

"Nothing," Ino replied, reading his mind.

"But, since you are so keen on tasting me again, inside out, I will let you in on a treat," Ino said pulling away, and moving towards the bathroom. She took a quick shower, using the most exquisite shower gels and shampoos. She got out, and put on some frilly blue lingerie. (you know...undies and bra...dunno how to spell it, so if its the wrong word...don't kill me please.) Putting on her baby blue silk ball dress (think of Disney's "Sleeping Beauty" and that pink/blue dress the fairies made for her) some blue make up, with black Mascara, and nice blue earrings, she existed the bathroom. She tossed her dried hair, (she used some jutsu, or just a blow drier) over her shoulder, and looked like a true princess. All she lacked was a crown, and that would have been it. She walked around the room, and found her light blue high heels she bought for ninja high school prom. (A school I invented) After she put them on she saw that Deidara had his mouth dropped open.

"What?" She asked.

"Uh, whatever. Just get ready. We are heading to one of the most exquisite ball rooms in the castle. There are just three of them, and well, I asked Yondaime could I rent one for tonight." She added.

"Wait, what about 'I'll let you in on a little treat.' Where did that idea go?" Deidara asked not getting it.

"Is sex really the only thing that occupies a man's mind? If so, I am so changing that." Ino said walking past him to grab a hair brush, and something else stashed in one of the drawers. It was a little white stick. She twirled it in the air, and out popped a golden crown.

"Crown me, my prince," She said bowing before him. He laughed and placed the crown on her head. She looked up at him, and was dazzled on how she looked. She turned and picked up her little white stick and waved it at him. His Akatsuki outfit just turned into a prince's outfit. It even came with a little crown. Together the walked toward the ball room, and once they arrived, the beautiful white walls, painted with dark blue pain free handedly near the edges. The chandlers up above made it all the more the princess mood. They started dancing to Chopin, Mozart, Beethoven, and other great composers. They twirled around the ball room on the fast paced songs, and slow danced with the slow ones. They laughed as they waltzed across the room, and giggled when he would raise her in the air and spin around. They had a wonderful time. Sex was no where near his thoughts, just her, the music, the ambient, and the love. Her eyes were filled with content and happiness to such an extent she nearly started crying. They danced Latin American dances, and even to Justin Timberlake. It was fun dancing to 'I'm Bringing Sexy Back" in high heels. Every time she'd slip and fall, they'd laugh and he'd put her back on her feet. They danced until their hearts content. The music slowly faded, and it was over. They spent a good five hours just hanging around and dancing. They never had more fun together before, besides last night.

Ino and Deidara returned to their rooms, and Ino hogged the bathroom first. She changed into her pajamas and went to bed. Deidara noticed that she picked up a book, "Blackwood Farm" and was reading. He used the bathroom himself, and returned to bed. After another hour of just staring at her read, he fell asleep. Ino turned and saw him dead tired. She woke him up.

"DEIDARA... get uuuuupppp..." she squealed.

He looked at her. "What Ino-chan, what's wrong?" he asked worry hinting his voice.

"Nothing, but you didn't kiss me good-night, and you didn't hug me like you always do," she whined.

Deidara laughed and pecked her on the lips, "Good night my Fallen Angel."

"Good night," she said turning off the light, dissolving into the warmth of his strong arms.

Moving on to Sakura and Itachi. First up... ITACHI- and the little annoying voice in his head.

Itachi woke up next to the tree. Sakura was still fast asleep. Her bubblegum pink hair across her face made her look like a little star. He got up and carried her inside to their room. He laid her on the bed, just as she was about to wake up. She looked at him as he sat on the foot of the bed. Usually, Leader gave them 3 months off missions unless it was REALLY important that it couldn't wait. They called it summer vacation, and it had JUST started that week.

"I don't feel so good," Itachi said yawning.

"You don't look so good. Here, let me feel your forehead," Sakura said coming closer, with worry in her voice.

"Your forehead is hot Itachi. Wait until I get the thermometer." Sakura said, sliding off the bed.

"SUMMER VACATION STARTED!! I CAN'T BE SICK!!" Itachi screamed after her. When she didn't turn around, he screamed.

"NO!! I REFUSE!! FORGET!! I HATE THERMOMETERS!!" but to no avail. Sakura came back and patted him on the head like he was a little kid.

"Now be quite and I'll check on you this afternoon," Sakura said, leaving Itachi alone in the bed.

-I still can't believe these things take two hours to register- the little voice in his head said.

-Ya, I know how you're feeling. But I'm the one with this thing stuck in my mouth, not you.-

(Copyright: Bill Watson, 'Calvin and Hobbes' (well most of it anyway))

Later that afternoon, Sakura came back with some medicine she prepared.

"Here, drink this. It'll heal your sickness by tomorrow. I have a special plan for you," she said, really close. Her jade eyes piercing his black ones, and he was already paralyzed. Sakura laughed as she backed away.

"Well since you are contagious, darling, I'll have to sleep in another room. See you tomorrow," she said as she backed away and left the room.

-Are you absolutely POSITIVE that little voices in peoples minds can't catch colds?-

-Yes, yes I am-

-Inner voice turns on Sharingan-

-Inner voice turns on Mangekyou (sp) Sharingan-

"Sakura-chan, are you sure little annoying voices in your head can't catch colds?"

"Itachi...go back to sleep..." Sakura yawned.

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Next morning, Itachi woke up perfectly fine. Sakura came into the room, her long bubblegum pink hair tied in a huge pony tail, short sweat pants that start at the beginning of her thighs, with a cute light pink tank top. She had a real house wife look that day.

"Itachi! Get out of bed. It's 6 AM for Pete's sake. Do you plan on sleeping the day off?"

-Maybe-

Sakura started to throw the covers off, dust things off, basically ransacked the place, kicked Itachi out of the room, and then re-ordered everything. Itachi grumbled. He really didn't like to be kicked out of the room, especially when some kicked him in the butt. He rubbed his bottom, and went back into the room. She was placing new covers on the bed, straightening out everything, and by the end it looked perfect. He just stood by the door, watching her move around. She didn't notice him, until she was done.

"What are you doing," she asked, laughing slightly, taking off her apron. He said nothing just walked up to her, and hugged her.

"Just watching my girlfriend work. Is that so wrong?" he asked.

"Yes, when you aren't helping, yes, but, if you can make up for it somehow...maybe..." She said, looking at him teasingly.

"And how could I ever make it up to you?" Itachi asked rolling his eyes.

"Like this," Sakura said leaning closer to him. She gave him a small peck, and TRIED to back away. Itachi caught her, and kissed her fully, and passionately, before moving her back to the bed. Sakura tried to slide off with some excuse like, "I just finished working, I should go take a shower" or something, but Itachi just hold of her, and slammed her back on the water bed. He dived in again, his hands trying to find the back of her bra, so that he could take it off. After a while, he still couldn't find it and got annoyed.

"Stand up," he said.

"Turn around, and lift your shirt."

Sakura did as told, and he FINALLY managed to unbutton the bra. He took it of, and didn't remove his hands from her breasts. He started kissing her neck, piece by piece, covering every inch of the skin. She started to moan, and the took off her shirt completely. Sakura turned to face him, and her hands started to undo his shirt. Soon enough, his perfectly toned skin was exposed. She placed her hands on his chest while kissing him. He backed away, removed her hands from his chest, laid her on the bed, ad was kissing the rest of her torso... until.

"Hey, Itachi...you in there?" Deidara knocked on the door.

"Yes, what is it?" Itachi asked annoyed.

"Leader had a mission for Ino and Sakura. They have to eliminate someone. He says to report immediately," Deidara finished before walking away.

Sakura stood up, got dressed in more appropriate clothes such as, a miniskirt, nice high heels, and a very revealing tank top. Itachi just laid on the bed, with a piece of hay hanging from his mouth, watching her. She combed her hair and walked out.

"Oh, and Itachi, when I'm through with the mission, I'll update you on what you missed today," She said before walking out.

-Wonder what that means-

-Means she wants to have sex when she gets back, dweeb-

-I knew that-

-So why did you ask-

-I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU-

-I'm the only other person here, and I am you, just the more intelligent part-

-You are nothing but a dweeb, so leave me alone-

-But I can't leave. I'm stuck. Do you really think that I don't wanna leave-

-Oh, just shut up-

-Since you are quite so am I. You are only talking to yourself. You should see a psychiatrist you know-

-Oh, I really wish you caught that cold I had last - Itachi said gripping his head.

-Well, you're nice. I tell you on how to get a girl, and this is how you treat me. By the way, you're the one that asked me sex tips-

-Proves how stupid I am. I asked myself for sex tips. But if you are me, how do you know?-

-Dunno, ask the little voice in your head-

-I AM asking the little annoying voice in my head-

-Oh you are?-

-YES... you know what, never mind. Just let me sleep.-

-Look at the little watch. -tick tock- you are falling asleep, your eyelids feel heavy. Your are in a DEEP trance...-

-WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME SLEEP-

-Fine... see if I care. I'm going to be here. All alone- sniff sniff- with no one there, just me, all alone-

-SHUT UP ALREADY-

(A/N... and so we leave Itachi and the little annoying voice in his head, to see what Sakura and Ino are doing.)

Sakura and Ino were seriously dressed like prostitutes. They were both very open. Well, the both had to execute a man before, in this case two, so they new how it was done; or at least the easier way.

They arrived before Yondaime and he gave them details on the two men. Yuki Ito and Mansanobu Ano. They were 30 years old, so it would be an easier mission, but if they suffered from lack of sex... Ino and Sakura gulped. They got the details on a piece of paper, incase they forgot, and were on their way. They discussed their plans, and how to lead him to execution, but neither understood one thing. If they really had to execute this man, how long would it take to get him alone?

----2 days later---

Turns out hard. Sakura and Ino were on the verge of killing both of them. There were places on Ino's and Sakura's boy even Itachi and Deidara hadn't touched. This was just too much. They could have done it the old fashioned way; burst through a door in their Akatsuki outfits, kill him, and be on their way. But... nooo... they were stuck...gulp, here with these two perverts trying to get laid for the first time in 16 years. Ino led hers into the forest near by, while Sakura decided a bedroom. And she knew just the one. Since these two men lived in Konoha, Hinata's bedroom would be the choice. All she had to say was that Hinata was willing to sleep with him (of course she gave her false name) and run away. Naruto would take care of the rest. Sakura hid behind the door watching her plan working its magic. Yuki Ito walked up to Hinata and started kissing her, and finally got on top of her. Hinata covered her face and screamed. Hearing the scream, Naruto ran in. He beat the man senseless, and one extra hit from Hinata did it. He was dead. Satisfied with her cunningness and result, she was on her way to see how Ino was doing. She walked outside the Hokage tower, and re-did her hair.

"Hey good-looking," a seductive voice said behind her. Sakura got angry, but before she could hit him, she noticed that the arms around her waist were covered with the Akatsuki cloak. His nails were painted purple, and he had an Uchiha ring on his right hand. It was Itachi.

"You followed me? Why?" Sakura asked turning around looking at him, a bit puzzled.

"I was about to kill him for touching you, but I figured that Naruto could handle it. Have you seen Deidara?"

"No, you nitwit. I just finished a mission," Sakura said.

"I knew that," Itachi said, hugging her. She leaned her head back into him, and he smelled her exotic colored hair. It smelled like bubblegum. She kept walking, and he kept smelling. She pulled away, and turned to face him.

"I promised you more of what happened before I got the mission, and now that it's over..." Sakura said smiling as she leaned her face in.

"Still got the key to your old house, which looks more like a manor, but..."

"Yup," she said as twiddled the key in her hand.

(A/N: A little note to all readers. First off, Sakura is an orphan because her parents died in a mission, so she can do whatever she wants with her life, with out having her parents breath down her back... so ya... just for you to know)

The house was deserted, but Itachi didn't care. As soon as they entered the huge house, Itachi caught Sakura and forced her against the closest wall. She managed to get free, and motioned for him to follow. They climber 200 steps, walked fifty corridors, and passed 125 rooms, until they finally arrived to a huge room, at the end of the West Wing corridor. The room looked spectacular. Itachi sat on the bed, while Sakura took her clothes off. She did it in a teasing manner, and it got him even more aroused. Just sitting there, watching her take off her tights, leaving her in her black thongs, and beautiful legs just for heaven to behold. She proceeded with her torso, taking off her tight and sexy pink and red shirt, leaving her in a push-up black bra. She looked horrendously sexy. Her pink hair and jade eyes just turned him on even more. Finally it was his turn. She took off his shirt, and ran her hands down his perfect chest. She unbuttoned his pants, and rubbed his erection, feeling it harden underneath her perfect touch. She let him finish it off. Forcing her beneath him, Itachi dived for a much needed kiss. His hands explored her body, did whatever he wanted to them, because she never objected. He got everything her wanted. His hands knew their way around, and he loved it when she moaned to his touch. He ripped her bra open, and started kissing her breasts...-Itachi was obviously desprate, since he ripped her bra open instead of unclipping it-

I am getting rid of you, you dumb annoying voice, if it's the last thing I do-

-The bra looks expenSIIIVEEE- little voice in his head has steam going out of its ears and head.

-Just look at that babe Itachi-

-LAY OFF... she's mine-

-Technically mine too since I AM you, you know-

-SHUT UP!!!!!-

Itachi carried on like nothing had happened, except was just kissing her fiercely. He moved down to her crotch, and went inside her with his tongue. Slowly, he then lifted his head, looking at her. She was grabbing the pillows, moaning really loudly. He climbed back on her, and then pushed his erection inside her. They both moaned to this. Sakura decided to take control now, so she pushed him over. She did what she pleased to him. Oh and one more thing...they forgot the condom...

Once they were done, they spent the night at her old house, and left the next morning returned to the castle. One thing was wrong. Sakura kept throwing up, and wouldn't stop.

Okay another chapter done... is Sakura pregnant? What will Yondaime's wife do? What will they do... is Itachi ready for a child... marriage even? What will happen to Ino and Deidara? Will Ino listen to her parents and not have sex? What happens fond out in the next chapter of

FALLEN ANGELS

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