Itachi and Sakura were on their way back to the Akatsuki layer, but Itachi couldn't get Sakura to stop throwing up. He finally got worried enough to force her to the ground against her will, and figure out what was wrong with her. Opening her bag pack, he found a medic guide, and yelped a bit.

-weee... now I'm yelping like a little girl... (GOD KILL ME NOW PLEASE)-

-Shut up, it's the only way I'll know what's wrong with her-

-Did you notice how big that book is-

-Do you really have to ruin my one moment of happiness I have felt for the first time ever since I got stuck with you... (Inner voice chews) and what in Heaven's name are you eating-

-Doughnuts...(chew chew). You still have to figure out what is wrong with her, and if you ask me, I'd say she's pregnant, and that book alone has like 600 pages on pregnancy sicknesses-

-Who ever said she was pregnant...- Itachi wondered, listing through the book.

-I (chew) did (chew chew). Here, look (chew, chew) a (chew) pregnancy test (GULP). Doesn't seem that hard, (takes another bite) just 200 hun-(chew)-dred steps.-

-WILL YOU STOP EATING PLEASE!!!!!!!!???!!!! AND MAYBE SHUT UP TOO???-

-Sorry--- (tosses the doughnut somewhere to the side, the walks over to where his eyes are... so he can see) Oh my god... I JUST remembered... never touch a pregnant woman unless she tells you its...OKAAAAYYYY... (Both Itachi and the Little Voice in his Head Who Pretends to be Him are thrown to the other side of the world- well like five yards away but--) Ya like I said... never touch them...aggressive beings... (shudders violently)-

-You could have told me that BEFORE she hit me, you know-

-I JUST remembered. Kill me... (somehow finds another doughnut and starts eating)-

-Where the hell did you get all those doughnuts-

-Bought (chew) them-

-And how did you manage that IF YOU CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF MY HEAD-

-There's a store down the corner, to the right. It's like a candy shop or something-

-I don't even WANT to know how it got in there-

Itachi started to perform the test, once he managed to hold Sakura down. About near the end... the voice started chewing again, and Itachi screwed up.

-DAMN YOU, YOU BLASTED VOICE!!!-

-Soo ryy... someone needs an attitude adjustment-

-Or you, my friend... just need to die-

-Well, then you'd die too.-

-SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP!!-- IT TOOK ME 4 HOURS TO PREFORM THIS TEST, AND AT THE VERY END... I SCREW UP...BECAUSE SOMEONE LOVES HIS DOUGHNUTS, AND LIKES TO CHEW...VERY ANNOYINGLY.-

-Okay... okay... no need to get angry... (sees steam coming out of Itachi's head... then picks up a cup and starts slurping)

-NOW what are you drinking?-

-Chocolate Milk... I like chocolate milk...-

-I... I mean we... or whatever... are ALREGIC to chocolate milk-

-Oh...-

-(Itachi starts choking, running around, gasping for air, and Sakura eyes him weirdly)

"I'm ... dying..." Itachi choked out.

"Itachi-kun... you are scaring me." Sakura said as she backed away.

-GOOD JOB...(cough, cough... then gags clutching his throat) you made her run away-

-ME... I MADE HER RUNAWAY... YOU DRANK THE CHOCOLATE MILK...-

-Oh so it's MY fault now?-

-It always WAS your FAULT-

-Well, if you're going to be like that, I'm leaving-

-good riddance-

-Oh, and before I leave, you wouldn't happen to have anymore doughnuts-

-GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUUUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!-

-Okay, okay... I'm leaving... oh... and I forgot to ask... how exactly do I do that-

-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

(Ladies and Gentlemen, this proves why Itachi went insane... hahaha... the voice is still in his head though)

Sakura had a morning sickness. 'Strange,' she thought, 'I'm not supposed to have it unless I'm pregnant -hurls-' Itachi caught her in time, and set her down. Then he started to have seizure like things. He was holding his head, gasping for air, running around with his head in the ground. She nearly burst out laughing.

"Itachi-kun, what's wrong," she asked, as she backed away. It was hilarious, she must admit, but it was kind of creepy. There he was doing things a circus freak wouldn't do. He started to scare her after a while, because he wouldn't stop, so she backed away.

"Itachi, you're scaring me..." she said. Itachi shook his head, sat down next to her, opened her med book, and sifted through the pages. He did some pregnancy test, and at the very end of the four hour long process, he messed up, started hitting his head again, and saying things like "GET OUT OF MY HEAD." Sakura backed faraway from him, and preformed the same test herself. It did take another four hours, and yet Itachi still hadn't calmed down. Once he finally managed to free himself of whatever was haunting him, he started to hit his head again. He was going insane. (Who wouldn't? I mean wouldn't you go insane too if some little voice in your head kept bugging you...?) Sakura looked down at her intertwined hands. The jutsu said that it would stay green if she wasn't, and light blue if it was a boy, and light pink if it was a girl. In this case, it lighted blue. Sakura couldn't believe it. She wasn't even MARRIED yet, and she knew Itachi would NOT want this baby. She came up near him, and lightly touched his shoulder.

"Hey, Itachi... umm... how do I put this," She said looking at him with worry-filled eyes.

"What," he said, looking at her.

"I...I p-pregnant...," Sakura said. She burst into tears, crying silently. She wanted this baby, but how would Itachi take it.

"You mean I am going to be a parent?" He asked. The only thing she did was nod.

"THAT IS SO GREAT!!! SAKURA... WE'LL BE PARENTS... I will kill myself if it is a boy with pink hair, but... OMG WE'LL BE PARENTS!!! Oh, and when's the wedding? I really don't want this child to be born out of marriage." Itachi asked.

"You mean you want this child," Sakura looked at him glee shouting in her eyes. The jade eyes clouded once again with tears, as they spilt onto Itachi's shirt.

"More than anything. That baby means the world to me, and I could start reviving my clan. I just hope it will..." Sakura interrupted with, "he"... "fine, he will be a little angle, just like you are. Come on, and lets tell everyone the good news," Itachi said.

Sakura nodded again, and was carried back to the layer.

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Deidara was sitting next to Ino. She was crying her heart out in his chest. Naruto sent her a letter informing her that her parents died on a mission. He tried to talk them out of it, and give it to different ninja, but they refused and now are dead. Sincerest apologies from Konoha. She just couldn't believe it. Her parent's death wish; 'Ino, marry a virgin.' She wanted to give herself to Deidara; she wanted to be his, let him explore her body, but her parent's death wish said otherwise. If she has sex before marriage, she will not get the inheritance. One problem...she already had sex. She decided on the next...marry Deidara as soon as possible, and be with him, and get this over with. But, was Deidara really planning on marring her, planning to be with her for the rest of her life? Is this something that he really wanted, or just something he said? Asking would be the only way to find out.

"Deidara-kun... do you REALLY plan on marrying me?" She asked through tears.

"Why, yes... I do... you see, I have never felt this way with another girl, and you find ways of charming me other than sex. You have your own ways of doing things, you are beautiful, like a fallen angel, God has sent you to me. You are mine, Ino...now and forever. I love you..."

"Great, then there is no time to waste. I will head back to Konoha, to pick up my inheritance and invite people to our wedding, and you plan it. Sakura and Itachi will help you. You will be fine, I will only be gone for two days," she said.

"Just when I thought I would never have to part from you," Deidara said rolling his eyes.

"Well, you won't in one week. Then I will officially be yours truly, forever with you, forever yours. We will be...one..." and with that Ino left. She mounted his great clay bird, and left. Deidara sighed nodding his head... 'women,' he thought with a smile on his face. He nearly bumped into Sakura, and Naruto's mother running down the hallway to the hospital room.

'Okay...now to find Itachi,' Deidara thought, rolling his eyes for the fifth time that day.

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REALLY SHORT... i know i know... dont kill me... please... i just wanted to update, and I am kinda sick today. Uhh... i feel like throwing up... so just be happy, and i promise 5,000 word chapter 7... REVIEW thanx... you'll get chocolate milk and cookies.