A/N Okay, so I decided to make this a two shot. LOL. Reasons because a few requested and my friend introduced me to a song and it kinda gave me this pointless idea XP Hope you like it!

I'm So Sexy

"We have to take our clothes off/So Sexy/We have to party all night/And we have to take our clothes off/To have a good time." Oliver sang while grasping onto the material of his shirt and pulling it forward.

He had his iPod on and was making himself a sandwich. Staying home alone meant doing whatever he wanted to do. His parents were out of town that night and he just got home from Lilly's house after their awkward position. He still felt good that he finally managed to kiss Lilly, but right now it was just him and his sandwich and he could do anything.

He moved his shoulders from left and right and moved his wrists in a circular motion as he snapped his fingers. He thrust his head forward making his hair fly everywhere and at random points he'd kick his feet in the air.

"It's clear I'm only here for good clean fun/Shut up and kiss me like the antidotes under my tongue." He said as he finished the rap.

He was going crazy over this song, he never felt so into a song before and realized that this is probably how Lilly felt when she was singing and dancing to that one song. Oliver started to pop the collar of his shirts when he heard giggling coming from behind him.

He stopped everything he was doing and pulled out the earphones of his iPod. He spun around and then was greeted with the one girl he hoped wasn't the one ruining his jam. After what he did to her earlier that day, it just seemed to be embarrassing to be caught doing what he caught her doing, but here he is now, stuck in that situation.

"Hey Lill-ay" He tried to say as smoothly as he could, but the warmth in his cheeks showed that he was embarrassed.

He threw his earphones to the side, pulling his iPod out of his pocket and onto the counter next to his sandwich. He slapped his cheek and shook his head. He couldn't show Lilly he was embarrassed. He had to show her that he was better than anything.

"Wow real smooth." Lilly smirked at him and walked toward him.

"I was going to give you your cell phone back and I was going to knock but then I realized that your door was unlocked and I rather surprise you. Very interesting sight yo" she said emphasizing the last word.

"Well, pshh, I'm still the coolest and I did get you all hot earlier." He said and pulled at his collar.

Lilly rolled her eyes and leaned against the counter of the kitchen. "It was just a song! Gosh! At least I'm not the one who wants to take off their clothes to party all night." She laughed. "Boy, you need help."

Oliver fumed. Now he wished he hadn't made fun of Lilly earlier. "W-well w-what I-I" He stammered and Lilly stuck her tongue at him.

She reached forward, grasped onto his shirt, and pulled him close to herself. She brought him down to her eyelevel. "Big boy don't know what to say anymore?" She smiled widely at Oliver as she continued to pull him closer to her. "Well Mr. Sexiness seems pretty wimpy right now."

They were just a breath away and Oliver felt dizzy. He didn't know what to do or how far they'd go now.

Lilly noticed Oliver staring at her lips and seductively licked her lips.

Just as Oliver was about to move in to kiss her, Lilly pushed Oliver back and stuck her tongue at him.

"You think I would kiss you just like that?" She asked him and put her hands to her hips. She raised her eyebrows at him and gave him a weird look.

It was Oliver's turn to smile and stepped closer.

"Well, it is hot that you're being all aggressive like that." He tapped her chin and she snickered at him. "After all, I'm so sexy and it is so hard to resist me." He remarked and lightly tapped her lips.

"Again with the resisting and sexiness! You think you're so hot and sexy when you're not." Lilly exclaimed and poked him in the center of his chest.

Oliver retracted as he put his hands over his chest. He pouted and rubbed his chest. "It hurts." He said and then pointed to his heart.

"Another point in why you're not sexy or hot at all and that you're wimpy." She pointed out and turned around. She secretly smiled as she walked out of the kitchen. She quickly glanced over her shoulder and saw that he was following closely behind her.

She sat down on the couch in the living room and he stood in front of her. He smirked as she crossed her arms over her chest, staring at him. He turned around and dropped backward, falling onto her lap.

Lilly stared at him, horrified once she realized what Oliver was going to do and put her hands forward. Oliver soon landed on her lap and Lilly screamed.

"Oliver!" She started to hit his back which was moving toward Lilly's upper body.

Oliver was laughing at this time, keeping himself on her lap, and moved backward, molding his body into hers.

She moved her hand to the side of his body and then pinched it hard.

Oliver groaned in pain and slowly fell to the side of the couch. Lilly started to poke his sides and Oliver jerked to the side, rolling off the couch.

Lilly was laughing at this time and moved forward and poked his stomach.

"You're so full of yourself." She said and he caught his breath, as he rubbed his sides.

"Were you thinking that when I kissed you in your room?" He finally managed to say and Lilly turned away.

"Whatever. Kissing is just kissing."

Oliver sat up from the ground and pulled him self onto the couch, sitting close to Lilly.

"To you maybe." He said and reached for her shoulder, forcibly making her look at him.

She was blushing by now and now he knew that today was just a full day of embarrassing events. He caught her doing something embarrassing and she caught him doing something embarrassing. They were tied up and now it seemed like the only thing that they needed to do was to get together instead of all this flirting and fooling around which seemed so right.

"Aw Lilly, I'm sorry." He said in a little voice.

"Come on Oliver, you're not at all. You're sexy and I'm hot." She said referring to what Oliver was talking about earlier. She smiled and reached for Oliver's cheek. "And yeah you're not wimpy at all, you're just plain sweet." She said.

"So what does this mean?" He asked hoping that it was what he was thinking.

"I thought you'd know already." She said and pulled his face closer to hers, as she lightly kissed Oliver.

"Oh I see where this is going." He said between their lips kissed her back.

Lilly giggled and pushed Oliver back. "Stop it!"

"What am I doing wrong?" Oliver asked sounding so confused. Girls confused him period and Lilly usually isn't one that confused him.

"You're being all cute again." She said and Oliver rolled his eyes as he laughed.

"Well, you are my hottie and I'm your sexy."

Lilly laughed out loud and flicked his cheek.

"My sexy?" She raised her eyebrows and Oliver laughed.

"Ever heard of code names. It could be like how we got together."

"You come up with the weirdest names." Lilly said. "It's so cute." She pinched his cheek and smiled at him.

"Well, you'll learn to love me that way." Oliver said and moved forward, with her moving her upper body back, until his body finally hovered over hers.

Her back was completely on the couch and he took her hand, which was still holding onto his cheek and laced it with his. He lightly kissed her mouth and with Lilly's free hand moving behind his neck.

She held onto him tightly, not letting go. Even if it seemed like an awkward moment, they both had fun doing whatever they did that made this work.

Kiss me gently
Always I know
Hold me, Love me
Don't ever go

A/N I know this is weird! LOL Sorry I had this weird Loliver mood XP and my friend Jake told me about the song Clothes Off by Gym Clothes Heroes. The first few lyrics were from that song, the last lyrics were from Hot by Avril Lavigne.