Come one, come all! Too the Crappiest Fanfic in the world!! See the idiot girl a.k.a owner of this here fanfiction!!! Some say she went mad after the first fanfiction she made… me? I say she's just plain crazy…
Disclaimer: (Laughing like crazy) Haha… you… actually thought I owned the Elfen lied storyline… AND Naruto?! HAHAHA no... of course I don't
Morning light peered through the hastily closed curtains; Neji's sleeping figure lay on the bed closest to the window, the light soon made its way over Neji's body and into his eyes, awakening the sore Hyuuga. Neji's eyes fluttered open, only to be scrunched shut in pain. Neji clutched his sore head in his hands; he felt bandages that had been wrapped around his head in an attempt to prevent further injury. Neji was now try to figure out the only question he couldn't figure out…
How the hell did I get here?!
The door squeaked open and closed as a nurse entered the room, she was startled by his presence but her shock died down at the questioning look Neji was giving her.
"Good to see your awake Neji-kun!" She giggled, placing a tray of food next to him
"Yeah…" Neji replied in a daze, still feeling the bandages and looking over his wounds
"Are you feeling any better?" She asked, pulling out a fresh pillow, fluffing it up and replacing it with the other one behind Neji
"I guess… But how did I get here?" Neji asked, scanning his surroundings
"Oh! You don't remember?" She curiously asked, tilting her head to the side
Neji thought really, really hard over this whole thing, trying to remember
"No." He stated, as the nurse sat down in a vacant chair beside him
"Well a boy came in carrying you on his back, you seemed unconscious… he wouldn't tell us what happened nor would he tell us his name…" The nurse sighed, subconsciously twirling her raven hair
"Ok, Thank you" Neji sighed, the nurse gave a nod and left the room
"A Boy…?" Neji narrowed his eyes in thought
A quick flash of remembrance clicked into Neji's mind, "Green… Eyes…?"
Neji shook his head in disbelief " No, No… Maybe I remember seeing someone earlier… with green eyes…"
Neji took the chopsticks placed beside him and nibbled on some rice, he continued trying to pry his mind of the thoughts it wouldn't allow him to remember. He thought over and over again, trying to remember his previous actions of yesterday, but he couldn't recall anything else…
He sighed and lay his head back down on to the pillow, "I guess I should be grateful to the person who brought me here…"
Neji closed his eyes and began to drift into a light sleep, only to have another memory flashed through his sore mind. Neji bolted up into a sitting position and yet again he clutched his head tightly from the pain.
"H-horns…?" Neji mumbled, he was getting scared
"Pardon?" Neji had been too busy to realize the nurse had returned
"N-nothing…" He cursed to himself for letting a stutter slip out in front of someone
"Oh ok… I just came to collect your food tray…" She glanced over to find it hardly eaten "Oh… your not finished…"
"No. Take it, im not that hungry…" Neji sighed and laid his head back on to the pillow
"Ok" She grabbed the tray and left once again, Neji growled she was starting to get on his nerves, always popping out of no where at the worst times… ok maybe she only did it twice… but still! (Neji has short patience…)
Neji jumped forwards as he felt himself get another reminder of the other day, Neji threw off the blankets and ran through the many halls of the hospital.
"N-Neji-kun! Your Injuries--" The ravenette tried to stop the boy from running, but didn't succeed
"Im fine!" Neji growled, leaving the hospital and running off in a different direction
xXx
Naruto sat eagerly beside Sasuke's bed; he had been up since 4:00am for Sasuke to wake up and the current time now being 7:21am, ever since Sasuke had fixed Naruto's wounds he had been asleep. Naruto wasn't even sure if he was blinking as he continued to watch over Sasuke's sleeping figure, Sasuke gave out a long grunt in his sleep as he turned over, his onyx eyes meeting with crystal blue orbs. Sasuke gave a sleepy smirk and turned over.
"Go to sleep…" Sasuke gurgled into his pillow
"But Sasuke…!" Naruto mumbled, climbing on to Sasuke's back with the clock in one hand "Its… time!"
Sasuke blinked his eyes a couple of times as he tried to focus at the numbers on the clock "7… 25…?"
Sasuke sat straight up, pushing Naruto to a side and grasping the clock "7:25?!?!"
Sasuke leapt out of his bed and ran into the bathroom, slamming the door shut behind him. Naruto crawled over to the door and listened carefully as he pressed his ear upside the door, the sound of the shower being turned on was all he could hear… Naruto sighed and jumped up as he ran downstairs.
Sasuke quickly entered and left the shower, he quickly pulled on his school uniform and began brushing his teeth. He finished brushing them in record time as he began to fix his hair (even Sasuke is not perfect people… even he, himself gets bed-hair)
"Shit! Im la--" He glanced over at Naruto who was incredibly puzzled "Crap I Forgot about the dobe!!"
Sasuke quickly raced up to his room, pulling Naruto with him. Sasuke pulled out a spare uniform throwing it at Naruto, Naruto stared at the clothes in confusion, and he turned his gaze back to Sasuke who was now tapping his foot impatiently and staring at his wristwatch "Sasuke?"
"What?!" Sasuke spat out in fury, he had never been late and he couldn't imagine the awkwardness of being late because of some stranger…
Naruto was slightly taken back by his tone of voice but continued "Um… well… what is this…?"
Sasuke growled at him "It's a goddamn uniform, put it on now!" Naruto hesitantly nodded, throwing off his other clothes and replacing them with the uniform.
"Perfect! Lets go!" Sasuke didn't realize it then but he had grabbed Naruto's hand and was now running down the streets, hand in hand with the blonde diclonius
Sasuke heard the school bell in the distance, mentally cursing himself… he picked his pace and bolted down the street almost forgetting that he was also dragging along the young blonde man. Sasuke panted as he rapidly searched for the entry to the school grounds, Naruto almost fell over his feet several times Sasuke had stopped and started running over and over again… too be honest it was getting rather annoying.
Sasuke stopped suddenly yet again "Ok what first…" Sasuke took a while to think over his classes "English!"
Sasuke was about to bolt off again when Naruto tugged on his shirt "Huh?"
"Sasuke…" Naruto mumbled in the most innocent voice possible and was he blushing?
"What?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the horned boy
"Hands…" Naruto pointed downwards to their entwined fingers, Sasuke pulled his hand away and gave it a small rub
"Yeah, well… lets just go…" Sasuke began trudging down the halls to his English class; luckily his English teacher was NEVER on time so he actually had a chance to get to class before she showed up
Sasuke sighed and entered the chattering class, with Naruto clutching to his side as if he were his only lifesaver. Most people stopped their talking or what ever they were doing in their spare time while waiting for their teacher to stare at the two boys, mostly at Naruto, girls began to swoon over the blonde haired boy and guys began to label Sasuke as a 'big softie'. Sasuke gave them an infamous Uchiha glare, some turned away and continued with their conversations while most continued to gawk at the two.
"Who'd thought the Uchiha would be gay?" A random student howled out, and in a flash was up against the wall trying to breathe
"What was that…?" The dark-haired boy spat out at the terrified brunette
"N-nothing! It was nothing!" The scared boy stammered
"Ok! That's enough of that!" a loud voice boomed, everyone's attention switched from the two boys to the teacher up the front "Break it up you too! Don't make me come over there!"
"Hn" Sasuke let the boy drop to the floor with a loud clunk, the brunette scrambled to his feet and dashed over to his seat
Sasuke slumped down into a chair as Naruto sat beside him, Sasuke's mind suddenly began to wander off… he began to think about things like: Who am I? Why am I here? And did I change my underwear this morning?
"Mr. Uchiha…" The teacher spoke in a warning tone, Sasuke lazily turned his head to the side to see furious green eyes glaring at him
"Y-yes…?" Sasuke tried to shake off the scared feeling he got from the teacher… but it was easier said than done…
"Urgh… at least take some notes!!! Why don't you copy umm… what was your name?" The teacher's booming voice quieted as she spoke to Naruto
"Naruto…" Naruto mumbled almost inaudibly, he wouldn't make eye contact with the teacher…
The teacher grinned at the boy but turned into a glare as she faced back towards the Uchiha, "Ok copy off Naruto-kun…"
Hn, Old Hag… Sasuke mentally cursed at her
The teacher stopped and turned her head slightly to give a strange look at Sasuke "I heard that…"
Sasuke almost shit himself, Was she physic? Or just creepy…? Sasuke decided that choice 2 was the better decision
"Ok, Now turn your books to page 153… and answer the questions…" The teacher lazily sat on her desk as she gave out her orders; everyone began their work… with an exception of Sasuke…
Sasuke continued to stare blankly at his book, Naruto watched over Sasuke hesitantly. Sasuke sighed and leaned on his elbow with his chin resting on his palm, he began to randomly flip through the pages until he reached page 153; Sasuke looked beside him as a small tug pulled against his shirt, Naruto slowly pushed his book towards Sasuke and under his hand. He looked down to find all the 20 questions finished and seemed to be all correct; Sasuke turned his gaze back towards Naruto, who just sat there smiling sweetly at him, Sasuke returned his smile hesitantly and quickly copied down the many answers.
"Hmm…" The teacher breathed out as she looked over Sasuke's answers "Very good!"
She gave a large grin to the boy who just gave her a mild smirk in return, Naruto hid behind Sasuke… anyone who wasn't afraid of the Uchiha's wrath would have plainly described them as ADORABLE!!
Sasuke slowly exited the room with Naruto still clutching on to his back, once they had left the room and closed the door, Naruto grabbed the Uchiha's shoulders and jumped on his back, people walking by decided to ignore the whole situation with the two boys… Sasuke's expression… wasn't really a good one… it was kind of like he was saying: 'say one, just one word and I will set you on fire and feed you to the demons in my lair' … that being an understatement…
Sasuke tried to wiggle out of Naruto's iron grasp around his neck, "Get off…"
"Naaaaah" was Naruto's muffled reply into Sasuke's back
Sasuke growled but let it slide, gripping on to Naruto's thighs, he let himself give Naruto a piggyback. Once again the people who could see the two wouldn't dare to step out of line… Except his fangirls…
"Sasuke-Kun!!!!" Each syllable of his name was now echoing down the halls
"Sasuke-ku--" The strawberry-locked girl stopped her squeals as she saw Sasuke's onyx eyes staring her down
"Good morning!!" She waved animatedly at Sasuke, Sasuke snorted and gave her a small nod "Oh? He's still here…"
Her voice was slightly disappointed but relieved that the young man was ok, "So… Sasuke-kun… would you like too have lunch with me later…?" her voice was soft and innocent as she twirled her baby pink curls.
"No." Sasuke stated in a deadly tone, Naruto repeated Sasuke's statement in an utterly adorable tone… Sasuke's lips repressed the urge to quirk into a smile
Sakura also resisted the urge to punch the young diclonius, "Oh? And why would that be?" She replied as her teeth grinded against each other
Sasuke let an unintelligent 'Uhh' roll off his tongue "You see… Naruto here… is… sick! Yeah! That's it… sick…"
Sakura raised an elegant pink eyebrow, she didn't buy it… "Oh… really…?"
"Hn" Sasuke continued to walk in the other direction, only to be followed by Sakura "Yes?"
"Well… If… Naru-kun…" She let his name evilly roll off her tongue, venom covering he words "… if he really is sick… maybe I should take a look at him…?"
"No… im sure the nurse would be more than happy to check him…" Sasuke growled, she was starting to become a nuisance…
"But I would also be more than happy to…" She let her emotions over run her, a devilish smirk played upon her lips
"Sakura…" Sasuke hissed in a warning tone, He had placed Naruto down and he was now absent-mindedly trying to understand the situation
Sakura was blinded by her own emotions to hear the warning tone Sasuke was addressing her in "Yes…?" her tone strangely happy
"Get Lost" He barked at her, causing her to take a step backwards
"W-w-what…?" She cringed under the death glare she was receiving
"You heard me bitch, I said get lost! Or maybe you'll understand this term better fuck off and leave me the hell alone" Sasuke snapped at her
Sakura's shocked and on the verge of crying expression had now been replace with a sickly-sweet smile crossing her expression "Oh ok! Sorry to disturb you… Sasuke-kun… Naruto…"
She turned on her heal and left, the sick smile still plastered on her face. As soon as she was sure no one would find her, she broke down into tears and began bawling into her hands.
"Mark my words, Naruto… you will pay for trying to take Sasuke-kun from me…"
xXx
Neji panted as he arrived at his destination, the abandoned warehouse. He brushed a few long bangs out of his view, he slowly entered the dark room, large indents were imprinted on the walls and floors… even blood stains were everywhere. Neji's feet clunked against the hard-wooden floor making the whole warehouse echo.
Neji turned and walked through many rooms in the warehouse, he could feel the presence of another but every time he felt himself get closer… it seemed to move. Neji picked up his pace, his eyes scanning over anything and everything inside the rooms, Neji halted to a stop as his eyes caught movement in the next room. He cautiously walked over to it before the figure turned around.
"Green eyes…" Neji mumbled, many pictures of the previous day went through his mind
"Hn…" The figures eyes closed but reopened as they stood up, taking a good long look at Neji "I had a feeling you'd be here…"
DUN… DUN… DUN!!!!!! Heehee XD imma crazy little monkey, ne??? oh well, SORRY ABOUT THE WAIT!!! IM TERRIBLE AT THIS!!!!! AND THIS CHAPPIE ISN'T INTERESTING!!! IM SORRY!!!!
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