In Loo

Mum took away my journal. It's all Hermione's fault, she ratted me out to Mum!

Some friend, huh?

Now look at me.

I'm locked in the loo writing on toilet paper.

This is what I've been reduced to, So sad.

"Ginny what are you doing?! I have to go!" I think that's Fred, or perhaps it's George.

"Ginny!!" whoever it was wined.

"I'm busy!"

"Doing what?!"

"Girl-ish type things.."

He's snickering..

Why the bloody hell is he snickering?!

Something's happening with the toilet..

It's shaking.

Oh no.

"FRED!!"

Pantry

You know, I didn't completely lie when I told Harry this was my happy place-thing. It may be small, but it seems to be the only place I can write with out interruptions. What kind of interruptions? The toilet's exploding with water kind!

Stupid Gits. Apparently that was their 'big project' they were working on a couple days ago.

So now I'm wet, cold, and being tormented with names like Toilet Women. Or The Plunger! Oh yeah, that's scary.

I can hear my theme song now.

Just wait though, cause I will get them back. I'll wait 'til they least expect it then, WHAM! They'll have spiders crawling out their ears or never ending atomic wedgies..

Hm, atomic wedgies. I like the sound of that.

I hear foot-steps..

"Ginny?"

Nervous laugh, "Hey Sirius, How's it going?" He's eyeing me suspiciously.

"I was just getting a can of beans, you?"

"Oh you know, same old, same old."

"So your saying you usually lock yourself in pantries with five rolls of toilet paper.."

I bite my lip, "Everybody has their hobbies."

"Right, mind passing me the backed beans?"

"Sure."

"Hey Sirius, Harry wants to..What are you doing?"

"Hey Hermione fancy meeting you here.."

"Ginny," she says warningly, "Give me the toilet paper."

"No." Sirius let out a roar of laughter.

"Don't make me get Molly."

"It's mine. It's all Mine!"

"Ginny if you want to pass OWLS this year you're going to have to work extra hard in potions. And obviously, that would require getting your potions essay done."

"And if you ever want the chance to snog my brothers brains out, I suggest you leave me and my toilet paper alone."

"Give me the toilet paper or I'll tell Harry how you keep a witch weekly magazine with him on the cover under your bed." Sirius choked on his beans.

How did she know that?!

"But.."

"Essay! Now!"

"I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you.."

"Just give me the toilet paper Ginny, "she said exasperated.

"Fine." She smirked knowing she won. Just wait until she wakes up to find here skin turned bright blue! Then we'll see who has the last smirk!

On second thought, last time I attempted to dye something I almost got my head eaten off..

"Ginny!"

"Alright!" Jeesh, she's temperamental.

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The Corn-tail Potion: 1st Draft

Who cares?

I don't.

The Corn-tail Potion: 2nd Draft

The corn-tail potion makes corn have a tail. No that can't be right..

The corn-tail potion gives the tail a corn..

Oh who am I kidding! I haven't the slightest bloody clue what I'm talking about!

The Corn-tail Potion: 3rd Draft

The corn-tail potion is a potion that serves no meaning in life. It's a stupid potion that Snape (aka the Greasy Haired Git) made up because he really has no bloody clue what he's talking about himself. The Greasy Haired Git probably isn't even qualified to be a teacher. A Hobo maybe, but not a teacher. If this potion does how ever exist I say we poor it on Snape's head and see what happens. Maybe his hair won't be as greasy, maybe he'll grow a third leg, maybe his skin will melt off and he'll die a slow and painful death. But I mustn't give my hopes up.

"Hey sweetie, need any help?"

"No Mum I'm fine."

"What have you got so far?"

"I said I was fine."

"Here let me see.."

"No, Mum!"

Too late.

She's reading it out loud. In front of everyone. Including Professor Snape. Why, oh why did Dumbledore put him in the order?

1, 2, 3..

"Ginevra Molly Weasley!" Oh-uh, Mum doesn't look to pleased.

"Way too go Gin-Gin!" the twins barked.

"Reminds me of the good old days eh Lupin?" Sirius laughed.

"That it does my friend."

Harry and Ron stared at me in awe. Hermione frowned clearly upset.

And Snape, well..

"Detention Weasley!"

"We're not even in school!"

"To your room Weasley!"

"But.."

"Now!" I didn't need to be told again. I may strongly dislike Snape, but I'm not stupid. He was a former Death Eater for Pete's Sake!

Sigh, I hate Potions.

(A/n: The last part isn't in a Journal, That was just Ginny's point of view. Anyway hoped you liked it!)