Their dinner date was interesting, to say the least.
Craig walked into the restaurant first, opening the door for Tweek and gesturing for him to enter. "After you," he said jokingly. Tweek giggled. "Why, thank you, sir. How kind the y-youths are these days."
"Ah, but for one as gorgeous as you, it is only natural that one would so graciously open the door." Tweek giggled. Craig is so hot when he pretends he just met me.
"In fact, it would be my honour to escort you to your table. Perhaps I could have dinner with you?" The dark-haired teen suggested, continuing his façade. Tweek nodded. "Oh, how fortunate for me! Of course you may join me."
"Wonderful. Shall we enter now and wait to be taken to our seats?"
"Nnngh… Why, yes, w-we should." Craig extended his hand to Tweek, and the blonde boy took it delicately, walking with his date into the restaurant. The couple caught a few stares, but for now Craig ignored them while Tweek looked back at them nervously. "C-Craig," he whispered. "These people are s-staring!"
"Shhh, I know. It's okay!" Craig reasoned. Tweek would have none of that. "Augh! It's too much pressure!"
"Good evening; my name is Linda. How many will you be seating today?" The woman at the front asked. She had a pen in her hand, ready to take Craig's name down. She'd better not want his number, too! Tweek raged in his head. "Two, please," Craig replied. "Just me and my Tweeky."
Tweek could almost feel his cheeks redden and warm up. When Craig would announce that they were together it made him want to melt.
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They had been going out in secret for about three weeks now and rumours were being spread like wildfire. "Gah! C-Craig," Tweek squealed. "Th-they know! Oh, jesus, they're gonna seek us out and try to do terrible things to us and…"
"No they won't," Craig said. "I'm not going to let them lay a finger on you."
Tweek smiled and blushed. "Oh… th-thanks…"
"Meh. I'm sick of hiding, anyway," Craig said. "C'mon, let's go get lunch." The two of them walked together into the lunch room. Tweek noticed that Craig was grinning about something. He began to wonder why, thinking it was something impish. "Oh Jesus," he muttered. They both picked up a tray next to the door when they entered. Tweek put his change for his lunch on the tray, Craig following suit. They bought their lunches and proceeded to go to the spot where they always ate; the hallway by Clyde's locker. "Hey!" Clyde greeted as they sat down. Token was nowhere in sight, much to Craig's disappointment. He'd been wanting to pound Token for a while. It made sense that he'd started the rumour about him and Tweek. "Kenny joining us today?" Craig asked. Clyde shrugged. "He was here a minute ago. Said he had to talk to Kyle and Stan 'bout something. He'll be back."
"Good," Craig said. He remained standing, much to Tweek's confusion. Clyde took a bite of his sandwich. "You've got something planned," he said through a full mouth. "I can just see it in your face. What is it?"
"All in due time, my friend," Craig replied. "All in due time. Here comes Kenny, anyways." Sure enough, the orange-clad blonde came running through the halls to them. "Craig! Tweek! What's up?" He called. Craig waved back at him. "Nothin' really Kenny. What's happening with you and those guys?"
"Same old, same old," Kenny said, shrugging it off. "You know how many rumours are going around 'bout you and Tweeky here?" he asked. Craig nodded. "Yeah. I'm going to stop the questioning of our social status. Right here and right now."
"How you gonna do that?" Kenny asked. Just then something clicked in Clyde's mind. "Ohhhh," he hummed. "So that's what you had planned." Craig reached down and pulled Tweek up to a standing position. He gave a devious smirk and pushed the blonde up to a locker. "GAH!" Tweek exclaimed. "Craig! What the Hell are you doing? Oh, Jesus, I must've done something wrong… Crap, what did I do? I'm sorry! Please just…" He closed his eyes and felt his consciousness be swept up into the air, floating above the rest of the world. He could hear frantic whispers and voices and squeals… What was going on?
Craig's arms fell to Tweek's waist, one wrapping around and the other snaking it's way back up to rest in messy hair. Tweek felt himself be pulled in deeper to Craig, feeling his lips open and tongue dance around with his own…
Lips? Tongue?
Oh my god. Craig's kissing me in front of the whole school! Tweek thought. Somehow, though, he didn't care, and returned the embrace with his own.
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"Erm… o-okay," the woman at the front said. "Take a seat over there… we're quite busy tonight." Craig nodded and went to go sit down. "You sit," Tweek said. "I'd hate to m-make you stand for a long time because of me."
"Thank you," Craig said, graciously accepting the offer. "But it wouldn't be fair of me to sit and you to stand. How would you like to take a seat on my lap?"
Tweek giggled. "How thoughtful of you! I'd love to." He gently sat on his boyfriend's lap, Craig's arm once again protectively around his waist and holding his hand. "Is it comfortable enough for you?" He asked. Tweek nodded. "Why yes, it is. Thank you very much."
Craig gave Tweek a kiss on the cheek. "Anything for my Tweek," he cooed. Tweek giggled again and twirled a lock of Craig's hair around his finger. He leaned in close and nuzzled Craig, after kissing him gently.
"Mommy, why are those two boys kissing each other? That's silly!" A little girl said. Craig laughed. The girl's mommy pulled the child to her. "Shh. Don't make eye contact…" Craig heard her whisper. He glared at the woman and flipped her off; in return she gave him a cold look. "Gah!" Tweek yelled, twitching really violently and almost causing Craig to let go of him. "Whoa!" Craig said. "Careful there, Tweekers."
"S-sorry," Tweek replied, eye twitching. "Oh god I need a coffee."
"We'll get in soon enough… can you wait?"
"Nnngh… I don't think so!" Tweek warned. Craig laughed and put on a slightly more seductive tone. "That's okay. I'll get you one later… promise. Okay?"
Tweek nodded. "Y-yeah. Okay. Sounds g-good." A man across from them rolled his eyes. "Goddammit you two, get a frickin' room!" he snapped. Craig flipped him off, too, and lowering his voice a bit more, he said, "Hmm… good idea. Maybe later… what do you think?"
"Oh… yeah… I-I'd love that…" Tweek said, playing along. Craig grinned some more and kissed Tweek again. "Mmm, good. I'm getting hard already."
"Ewww! Disgusting!" A girl shrieked. The couple ignored her. "So how are you in bed?"
"Mommy, what are they doing?"
"Ewwww! You guys are GROSS!"
Complaints at the two of them kept arising, but with each one they just became more blatantly rude to the other people at the restaurant and more intense in their game of "I'm-so-into-you-I-can't-wait-to-have-you-tonight-so-let's-gross-these-people-out." They had escaladed to putting their hands under each other's shirt and stroking and feeling each other up. Many guests left the establishment and a few complained to the manager.
Needless to say they got kicked out. "Oh well," Craig said. "How about we go grab you a coffee and just order pizza or something?"
"Sounds great to me," Tweek agreed, and they took off towards Starbucks.
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"You know, Tweek, even though it's not as special or fancy as I'd have liked," Craig said, leaning his head on the taller boy's shoulder. "I think it's probably just as good." He took a bite of his pizza and watched as Tweek sipped his bitter coffee. "Yeah," Tweek agreed. "I think you're right. Plus you got out of paying a huge bill," he added. Craig laughed. "So what? I still paid for everything today!" he said, pinching Tweek's arm. "Augh!" Tweek cried as he flinched. "That… that hurt!"
"Sorry, babe," he said. "More coffee to make it up to you?"
"Yeah. And it had better have extra sugar!" Tweek laughed, pinching Craig back.
It didn't take that long for me to update this time around, did it: D
Though I think I can tell you a secret: I love reviews! The more reviews I get, the faster updates YOU get. Sounds nice, doesn't it? Yesssss. So send me your reviews! It makes me feel good that my story isn't falling on deaf ears.
Anyway. I've had that flashback scene planned out in my head for a while, but I only just got around to writing it now. I have the whole story planned and will end it… in hopefully less than 15 chapters. Long stories aren't too fun, are they? Not unless you read them as each chapter comes out.
Oh my, I seem to be ranting. Anyways, More reviews faster updates!
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-- Chiba.Kun