A/N: 1.) this is the first of two filler chaps 'cause I want 'my big idea' to be chap 15….
2.) If you're ever wondering about the stats of the next chaps just look in my profile- I have page counts listed there
3.) The beginning of this chap is REALLY weird but don't blame me- FALLIN' WROTE IT!!!!!!...also a lime-ish lemon?...an orange..yeah…
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Luckless
"You did it to him again didn't you, Gaara?" Neji asked, his voice dripping with venom and glaring hard enough to kill.
"Why Neji, where you talking to me? What an honor." Gaara taunted, a small almost demonic grin come over him.
"Cut the bullshit. Just admit you hurt Sasuke."
"And what if I did?" Gaara's tone was slightly teasing. "What would you do if I did?"
"You want to know?" Neji asked as he grabbed the back of Gaara's head and crushed their lips together. Teasing Gaara's tongue with his own then drawled it into his mouth. Gaara wrapped his arms around Neji's waist ravishing his mouth.
Naruto turned the corner, stepping dead in his tracks when he saw Neji and Gaara, staring with wide eyed in shock. He walked backwards till he turned the corner again. Staring in the amazement at the wall across from him.
"What the fuck?" He rumbled, still in shock.
"Yup." Said a voice beside him making him turn. A giant pick talking penguin stared right back at him.
"Um..."
"Yup." Said the pink penguin again. Naruto rushed forward turning the corner and everything changed. Instead of the school he found himself in a large brick room. In the center of the room stood a naked Sasuke, his arms spread out above him and his legs wide open. Both chained.
Naruto drooled at Sasuke's flush panting face, his fingers itching to touch Sasuke's limp member that was starting to grow hard.
"Na-Naru-" The rest of his name was cut off as the giant pink talking penguin trusted into Sasuke, his pink flippers wrapping around his waist.
Naruto snapped out of his daze and gaped as the penguin pulled back out and trusted in quicker.
"Ahh! Pink penguin!" Sasuke moaned, quickly reaching his climax.
"Bu-but…." Naruto mumbled heart broken at the fact that the one he loves had just reached his climax, with a penguin!
"Naruto," Sasuke said seductively cradling Naruto's chin in his hand. "WAKE UP SLACKER!" Naruto was then jolted awake by a large book being slammed on his desk.
"No! Please don't Mister Giant talking pink penguin!" His statement sent the class in to a laughing fit.
"Are you trying to make fun of me!" Mr. Bandana 'n Glasses growled.
"Huh?" Naruto said, blinking at the class, ignoring the teacher. "Sasuke?"
"Not even close!" He yelled and slammed his hand down on top of the book. "Now slacker, you get one more chance before I send you to the office."
God damn it. That was like a bad acid trip. Naruto though once again ignoring Mr. Bandana 'n glasses. That's the last time I make an everything-in-the-fridge-sandwich 'cause there's no way this is all from shock. Naruto then chose to think back to some of what Shikamaru had told him about Sasuke.
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Shikamaru sat on the bleachers watching the rest of the class play basketball, since he had forgot his gym suit. But gym was so troublesome. After all even moving his cat ears got troublesome. He looked over at the most troublesome thing of all-Uchiha Sasuke. Telling Naruto about Sasuke's past had open old wounds that never really were closed. It wasn't that he hated Sasuke, nor that Sasuke hated him. And despite what he would have liked Shikamaru know what had happened. Gaara. once Gaara had first molested Sasuke they broke up and Neji started being over protective and not letting Sasuke talk to anyone.
And he was smart enough to know that even if they wanted to. Getting together again just wouldn't work. After the incident Sasuke changed completely-to protect himself form others. He was no longer the cute, insecure Sasuke he had dated in the 8th grade. They where sophomore in high school now. Even if we had stayed together we probably wouldn't still be together anyway, but-but I can't stand us breaking up just because Gaara fucked with our lives. He sighed. Maybe Naruto will have better luck them me.
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God damn it how is it that I always end up in these situations. Naruto had fallen to sleep in class and once again had an odd dream about Sasuke and an animal and had landed himself in the office. Stupid Bandana 'n Glasses, he needs to get off his high horse and take a chill pill. God I swear I have the worst luck ever.
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A/N: sorry if the beginning melted you're brain-once again NOT ME WRIGHING IT (pinkpengiunXsasuke part)
Note on updates: 1) if I have a chap done I wait till I have 10 reviews so review one and all!
2) chap 14 may not be up for 2 weeks because I have to study for 1st semester finals
also one late note: About the problem with short chaps-it takes me much longer (about 3weeks) to write a long chap and personally i'd rather update alot w/ short chaps then a few long ones