"Habeeb it!," said Naruto. He was fighting one-on-one with his arch rival, Sasuke! He used his mega jutsu! Naruto barely dodged, and countered by throwing kunai and following up with a kick in the face. Sasuke hit a tree, "Not bad, Naru-suck." The battle raged on for hours upon hours. Eventually that one pink haired girl came and said, "Stop!". She was immediately hit by kunai and died. A funeral followed soon after. Then that ninja with an eye covered up and kicked both Naruto's and Sasuke's ass. He was like, "You're both stupid, shame on you both." Naruto said habeeb it again, and received a sound thrashing.
Sasuke was alone in his room, crying about his backstory. Pink haired girl came in and asked what was wrong. "It's nothing," said Sasuke. Then, Naruto burs into the room. Naruto and Sasuke exhanged banner, then some anime humor ensued. "Let's have a threesome," said Pink Haired girl. Naruto laughed. "I'm gonna be Hokage!," he shouted. "What's a hokage?" asked Sasuke. Then some stuff was explained and whatnot.
THE END.
Credits: Wifi World. Except Train, he sucks. Comment plz!