CHAPTER 8-the vladmir doctor

Seth put on his mask and his tight turtle neck top. Noone would know it was him, they all thought he'd be……………THE VLADMIR DOCTOR!!!!!

Marissa screamed in angst, she realized she had just slept with TREY! She convulsed in disgust then ran back to the camp. Trey followed.

"hey there riss, how was reward?"

Marissa gasped, she had to play it cool. "I dunno, I cant remember"

"oh ok, trey how was it"

Trey laughed, it was, ENJOYABLE!" he uttered. Amber looked frightened so marissa took her behind a boulder.

"trey and I had INTERCOURSE!" she wept solemly

"its ok gurl, ill take care of you, we're still gonna be final two though right?"

"yeah ill just blindside trey at final 5, k?"

"ok. But OMG its final 5 now! That means we need to win immunity"

"shut up bitch, no way!"

"YES way! Look theres you, me, trey, mary and rob."

"holy jeebus! We have to win immunity."

The next day, they gathered for the immunity challenge at a swamp. "Ok guys theres 4 bags in the swamp, the person who doesn't get one is out, we continue this until there is one bag and the winner is the one who gets the bag. GO!!!!!!"

Marissa ran into the swamp gracefully as the challenge began. She began feeling around for a bag when amber screamed that she got one. Rob got one next, then trey stole one from right infront of marissa. Marissa ran straight at mary and ankle tapped her under the swamp so noone would notice. Mary fell and started choking on swamp water so marissa used the opportunity to dive at the last bag. "MARY IS OUT!"

The next round amber found two bags so she gave one to marissa and rob was out.

"ok amber, marissa and trey, one of you will have immunity. Two bags, GO!"

Trey ran in faster than marissa but marissa jumped on his back to travel faster. Amber fell behind. Just as trey ran for a bag marissa climbed over him and got it. "go amber! Go amber! Get the bag!" screamed marissa excitedly.

Trey got the bag.

"final round! Marissa and trey! One bag, GO!"

Marissa ran at the bag and trey started feeling her up. They jumped under water and made out for like 10 mins. Marissa whispered to trey to get the last bag and pointed where it is, so trey won and rob was voted out 4-1.

There were posters all around Newport saying "the vladmir doctor will help you solve your problems in the cohens living room. Everyone had agreed to go.

Seth sat in his mask in the cohens living room and rang the bell signaling he was ready for his first patient.

Kaitlyn walked in and slyly slipped a camera into a pot of flowers. "hey vladmir doctor, I have a compulsive urge to spread gossip and demean others to make myself feel better, id love if I outshone my sister."

"ok, good luck with that."

Kaitlyn left and Kirsten walked in. "hi vladmir doctor, I am depressed. I am working for………."she started crying. "……………IKEA! I feel so useless. I talked to the boss of ikea and his name was………………….luke. Im scared that my husband and two sons will figure out. I don't want to risk it! But I need the money. What do I do? Oh and im also an alcoholic."

"demand a raise you must, you have to provide for your son and buy him lots of goods."

Kirsten left and in came Julie. "hey vladmir, my husband has ovarian cancer and was actually born a girl, I feel so unloved, and im scared he might have cheated on me which is disgusting, also I like this guy called seth, and hes so good to me, he supported me when I put that volcheck guy on cheaters. What do it do? Oh and im also auditioning to be in a group called zinc and the fox"

"hook up with seth you must, ditch the husband that doesn't love you."

Julie left and in came summer. "hey vlad, ive become a pornographer and I haven't told my boyfriend, seth, but I make so much money."

"sleep with seth more, and give him money, he deserves it."

Summer left and ryan walked in, "hey V, I miss marissa so much that it hurts, I accidentally cheated on her with 4 girls, every moment without her is pain beyond recognition, I am becoming emo in angst, WHEN WILL SHE COME BACK, I cant stand this I feel so bad, I am considering committing suicide."

"don't comit suicide, talk to seth about it tomorrow"

Ryan left and Theresa, Lindsay, Alex and Sadie walked in. "hey, we are compulsive slumber partyers, we feel useless, why are we such hardcore partyers?"

"You should all throw a slumber party/lapdance festival for seth."

They left and in came Sandy. "I am a pornographer, I film my son and his girlfriend having sex on a regular basis."

"is your son good?"

"no"

"BE GONE!"

Sandy left. Seth looked in his satchel, he had made $40 000 from being the vladmir doctor. He took of his mask and he called the local rehab center. "hello id like to submit 6 patients. Theyre names are sandy cohen, Kirsten cohen, ryan atwood, summer Roberts, kaitlyn cooper and Julie cooper. Yes, thankyou."

Kaitlyn suddenly ran in and grabbed the camera then left. He didn't think much of it. BUT HE SHOULD HAVE!