Joined Fan Fiction

By:
Mitsuki, Sakura-Hime, and Inu

Sakura:

One day the Host Club and the CLAMP gang went to a club. They find Team 7 and Inu's gang there. Inu and Tsunade are having a sake drinking contest.

Mitsuki:

"INU! INU! INU!" Inu's gang and Host Club are chanting while, "TSUNADE! TSUNADE!" Clamp Gang and Team 7 gang are voting for Tsunade. 3, 2, 1... -Clank- "I WIN!! Both said. WHAT?! NO, I WIN!!" Battled the two.

Sakura:

"What if those two didn't win and I do?" Came a voice from the shadows.

"Heck no! I betted on Tsunade's victory!!" Sesshomaru retorted, "Who are you anyways?"

"YUUKO-SAN!!! How many bottles did you drink?!?!?!?" Watanuki was fuming...

Mitsuki:

"YUUKO??!?!" Everyone was shocked except the Clamp gang.

"I drank 100 bottles, Mr. First of April." Yuuko answered.

"WHAT?!" Inu and Tsunade shouted. "HOW CAN YOU DRINK THAT MANY BOTTLES?!"

"It's a secret."

Sakura:

"It's a secret, it's a secret!" chanted Maru, Moro, and Mokona Modoki.

"Better buy some hangover meds," Sighed Watanuki.

"Dangit!!! I drank 10 bottles before..." Inu turned demon before finishing his 11th bottle.

"HAHA!!! I still get my money 'cause Tsunade drunk 11 bottles before Inu turned demon!!! Pay up!" cheered Sesshomaru.

Mitsuki:

Everyone except Inu's gang paid Sess and went home. They're waiting for Inu to transform back and go home together.

While they waited, the next club next to them was a spa and what not.

The pervy club (Jiraiya, Shigure, Kakashi, etc.) were spying on the ladies.

"WOW!! They look HAWT!!!" Jiraiya said.

"I have to agree, but I wouldn't want to cheat on my sweet Tohru." Daydreamed Shigure.

The ladies that they were looking were...Tsunade, Ino, Sakura (Naruto), Sakura-Hime, Tomoyo, Tomoyo-Hime, Hinata, Haruhi, Tohru, etc...

They heard them and soon...

"PERVERTS!!!"

"KILL THEM!!!!"

"BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM!!!!"

Sakura:

The two Syaorans, Eriol, Kyo, Yuki, Naruto, Sasuke, Kurogane, and the whole Host Club boys etc. didn't have the decency to see their ladies, so they had to pick the hentais up and out of the spa and started beating them outside. Shigure was landed with a bloody nose, Kakashi a broken Sharingan eye, and a dead Jiraiya.

Shigure POV

OW High School OW High School OW All for me, High School OW!!!!

Kakashi POV

Hmmm, the main character in Make-Out Tactics is hiding something.

Jiraiya POV (if he had one)

…………………………………………………………………….

Tsunade didn't want to reincarnate Jiraiya, but Darth Vader does...

Mitsuki:

Darth Vader arrived and stole Jiraiya.

He took him to his ship and flew to Simon Cowell's house, where Simon and Paula Abdul were making out. He reincarnated Jiraiya and told him,

"Jiraiya, I am your father."

Jiraiya got so surprised, he fell off the ship and surprisingly, he landed on Konoha.

"Um..."

Tsunade was right in front of him and didn't notice him.

He silently walked away but... he sneezed and well... he's beaten up again but, the pervy club saved him before he died.

Sakura:

"I should have stayed dead! I met Sanjaya Malakar!!!" Screamed the pervy sage.

"Okay! I'll make sure you stay with him there!" retorted Tsunade before kicking him on the place where the sun doesn't shine... Jiraiya got knocked out again, unlike the time she did that to Gai. He didn't faint because he's an overly gay person.

Inu:

Inu's POV

"I'm gonna go to the hot springs for a bath," Sango announced, "Wanna come, Kagome-San?"

"Sure," answered Kagome

"Miroku, stay here with Inu, k?"

"Yea, remember, one peek and your dead!"

"Ok, ok," answered Miroku.

When the girls left, Miroku wanted to stalk them.

"Inu, stay here and keep on chewing Sanjaya's underwear," Miroku answered

All he got was Inu growling while chewing on boxers with kisses and hearts on it that say, "I love Richard Simmons."

"Good boy," said a satisfied Miroku while leaving.

Ok! That's it!!

That's all the time that we have!!

We hope you enjoyed our wild and off-topic conversation!!

Twins (Ouran): Each one of these fine people do not own all of the characters!
Naruto: Believe it! They only own the plot of each part!! Dattebayo!
Me: Whatever you guys, just go home and bother someone else.
All (Naruto n Twins): Aww... You're no fun, Mitsuki...
Me: I'll call Kyouya/Sasuke on you...
All: AHH!! -runs away-

Works everytime...
-Mitsuki -peace sign-