Joined Fan Fiction

By:
Mitsuki, Sakura-Hime, and Inu

Sakura:

"PERV!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kagome. Sango grudgingly beheaded him.

Meanwhile:

Syaoran and Sakura are trying to do a liplock so, the prophecy will be fulfilled. To ruin their moment, Kuro-Zilla came and started destroying Tokyo. Then, Dane Cook gave him a Snicker's bar and runs away. That made Kuro-Zilla even MORE hyper! Then, Mokona had to transform into Megatron- Mokona and eats him alive. The archeologist and princess never had their kiss.

Mitsuki:

(Back to the pervs)

"Gosh Jiraiya, do I have to do everything around here?" Tsunade left leaving the pervs to their business.

"Hey look, Kuro-Zilla..." said Shigure.

"Oh for your info Kuro-Zilla gets eaten... I wonder how Tomoyo-hime will act from this." Appeared Fai.

"FAI!? Dont scare us like that!!" Miroku said.

"Oh and can I join the pervy club?!" Puppy Fai said.

That perked Jiraiya up, forgetting his pain.

"SURE!! The more the merrier!! And you're a good boy so the ladies won't suspect a thing!!!"

Inu:

Inu finally freed himself from the cage.

"Where's (hic) Miro (hic) ku?"

Then Inuyasha tries to get a wiff of the pervy monk's path.

Miroku's POV

Everything was great until...

"Hey, isn't that Inu? Yo wazup?" pondered Jiraiya.

" WHAT?!??!" I freaked.

"I got drunk," Inu wheezed in between hiccups.

"Uh oh..."

"Wanna join de club?" Shigure asked.

Inu belched out, "Sure!."

Sakura:

"Hmmm, yo boys, can I join?" asked Tamaki.

"You're not a perv." retorted Haruhi

"But the more, the merrier! Besides, you're a playah!" Fai invited

"And Yuuko, you can be the slut," said Hideki.

"Heck no! Why do I have to play the slut?"

Mitsuki:

"'Cause you're more of a flirt than a witch." Watanuki said.

"Well, I ain't joining."

Yuuko left fuming. Watanuki had no choice but to go with her.

"Hey, I invited 4 more people and they'll be the last members!" Shigure said.

"Who?" Jiraiya asked.

"Meet..."

"Hi!" which came from Ayame Sohma.

"Wheee!" Draco Malfoy after drinking too much pumpkin juice, "Gotta go potty." (A/N: I just had to add him here!!!)

"HELLO!!!" bellowed Rock Lee.

"Hm..." wondered Subaku no Kankurou.

"OK!!! Now, we have a lot of members!!" wailed an eccentric Jiraiya.

Meanwhile...

"Hey Haruhi-kun, is Tamaki-sama coming?" A guest asked.

"Yea, where is he?" Another asked.

"He is currently attending a new club and will only come every Tues and Thurs." Kyouya said.

"What?!"

"What club??"

"It is a Non-Ouran club," Kyouya answered.

Everyone was shocked that the founder of the Host Club lost devotion

Inu:

Perv club

Jiraiya schemed, " ok, we were peeking earlier, so now..".

"Look what I found! (Hic)" Inu screamed for joy, and shows a lacy pink bra.

Rock Lee gaped "Whoa! That's huge!"

"Where did you find it?" Miroku asked.

Inu answered, "In (hic) Haruhi's room!"

Shigure, exclaimed, " OMG!!! Good job, Inu!!!"

Everyone claps.

Inu added," And I also (hic) found these!!"

Inu shows a black panty, and everyone stares.

Jiraiya acknowledged, "HEY! THAT'S KAGOME'S!!!"

Shigure said,"I have the same kind!!!"

Kagome comes and screams, "INU!!! PERV!! OSUWARI!"

kaboom.

Mitsuki:

At Haruhi's Humble Home

"Otou-san, you did laundry yesterday didn't you?" Haruhi said.

"Yes, why are you asking?"

"I can't seem to find my bra."

"I did hang them outside."

Haruhi went outside to see nothingness.

"Otou-san, you're dead..." Haruhi thought.

Sakura:

"DAMN YOU INUYASHA!!" Haruhi yelled.

"Crap! Damn neighbors!" said Inu as he chucked the bra to Tamaki.

"WTF?" screamed Haru-chan, "You wanna get in my pants you pervert?"

"Don't daddies do that?!?" answered Tamaki.

"AAH! Sexual harassment!!"

Mistuki:

At a Sohma house:

"You damn rat, did you notice that sick dog stopped coming home or even staying home?" Kyo asked.

"Oh yes I noticed that too." Tohru said.

"Well, I noticed it too." the "Prince" said. (A/N: He's MY Prince!!!! Just Kidding)

"Hey, Yuki, have you seen your brother lately?" Hatori asked while he's giving Yuki a check up.

"No and why would I?"

"Mine has been asking me where he is."

"Well, find him then." Cold Yuki... Cold...

Inu:

"Inu, wanna do more perverted stuff?" asked the pervy sage.

Inu almost said okay but fainted. He woke up back to normal.

Inu asked,"Where am I... and why am I with you pervs?!"

"Uh-oh. He's back to normal..." Shigure freaked.

"Don't worry," Miroku said as he holds up sake supreme. Bottle: Has a longer effect then regular sake.
"Here u go Inu!" and Inu drinks it.

Shigure asked, "Well?"

Inu freaks people out by, " Heh, heh..." and goes demon.
"DIE!!!!" he shouted and kills everyone at the meeting, "Grrrrr..."

Hinata: Uh, remember that the um... the two athoresses (and the Bomb) don't own Naruto.

Kagome: or Inu Yasha

Yuuko: or xxxHoLic

Fai: or Tsubasa

Sasuke: Cut the crap. They don't own any show used here in any way, but the plot is originally theres. Would it kill you to say that, Princess?

Sakura Haruno: are you talking to me, Sasuke? drools

Sakura- Hime: No, he's talking to me, bimbo, and no it wouldn't. I'm just too busy killing the bomb right now.

Bomb: Well then why am I still here?

Sakura- Hime: Cus you're dying, a slow, painul death! MUAHAHA!!! Ahem, review please! Oh Syaoran! Where are you?

Syaoran: ITACHI!!!