A/N: I'm sorry this chapter is so late, but it's not my fault. Blame this idiot site for NOT letting me upload anything new! I have been trying for DAYS!!! Anyway, this drabble is much more light-hearted than last week's series.
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Tapping Your Lot (burgeoning)
"The man leaned over and licked the redhead's burgeoning erection…" "Harry, what in Merlin's name are you READING?" Ron's voice suddenly boomed behind him.
Harry closed the laptop and blushed furiously. "No -- nothing! It's just…"
Ron smirked. "So this is what you wanted that Muggle Tap Lot thingee for, to read about a 'redhead's burgeoning erection'?
"NO! Ron, I swear, it's not --"
"Harry," Ron said, and he slid his hand down the front of his tight, bulging denims. He smiled seductively. "If you wanted to know about a redhead's burgeoning erection, all you had to do was ask!"