Joined Fan Fiction
By:
Mitsuki, Sakura-Hime, and Inu
Sakura:
Sakura-Hime was about to close the Cat's Eye Cafe.
Ring! Ring! The bell alarmed. A lady came in.
"Welcome to the Cat's Eye Cafe! I'm sorry, but it's about closing time," said Sakura.
"I just wanted to meet a person of this legendary cafe. Tell me something about yourself," the lady replied.
"Well, my name is Sakura. I just traveled here."
"No not that. Do you love someone? What are your interests?" asked the lady as she sat down on the piano seat. She begins to strum the keys.
Sakura's song (in English)
The faint scent of tears
On my rain soaked cheeks
The warm look on the face
Of travelers
The music from our childhood
Faintly echoes in the background
The memories I hopelessly try to remember
Wander aimlessly
But with these tiny wings, launched by my dreams
Over distant oceans and skies
We'll soar together
To a place where memories never fade
You light up the way for me
In the darkness of night
Oh, that warm look
On your face
I miss you so much
"I am so glad to meet you alive and well, Sakura. I hope we'll meet each other again."
"It's nice to meet you too," the princess- turned- waitress answered.
"Oh yes, before I leave, I'll have a small glass of sake before I go."
The lady took an excruciating long time to drink, so the two had a little chat.
In the end, Sakura asked, "By the way, what's your name?"
"It's not important. But if you insist, I have many names. I don't have a real name."
"But I want to know. You seem to have met me before."
"I did. You were carried by Syaoran in the brink of dawn," she answered truthfully.
"That's a disadvantage then. I need to know your name to be even," Sakura whined.
"Fine, I tell you because equality must happen. One of my names is Yuuko Ichihara," and then she was off.
Mitsuki:
Meanwhile...
"Oh NO!" screamed Shizune.
"Oink oink!" wailed Tsunade's pig.
She saw the pervy club ALMOST dead in front of her eyes, so she ran to Tsunade-sama and told her all about it.
Tsunade came and revived them, but she soon regretted it.
"THANK YOU TSUNADE!!!!!" Everyone said. They all ran up to her and gave her a BIG group hug.
Shippo was the first one to hug her so; he got a BIG FULL view of Tsunade.
She got mad and knocked them all unconcious.
Sakura:
The pervy minds while unconscious
Shigure: High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls.
Jiraiya: What should the sequel of Icha Icha be? Should I do a hospital one? No, I already did that...
Kakashi: The main character in Make-Out Tactics cheated on his wife!
Sanjaya: Damn you Simon!
Miroku: Sango... Sango... Sango's arse.
Shippo: Why am I in this?
Tamaki: I still have Haruhi's bra! Get ready for blackmail for s3x.
Rock Lee: Show me the loooooove!
Draco: I have to get Hermione out of Ron's grasp!!
Ayame: I need a hot model to show off my clothes. I'll be the hot model!
Mitsuki:
Fai: Hm... What other nicknames should I give Kurogane?
Kankurou: Why did I ever agree to this?
Hideki: I just wanted to see porn through my persocome Chi, but instead got a lap dance from her.
HatsuHaru: (last minute member) Hm... Little bit of this, little bit of that...
Sakura:
Sadly all of those thoughts ended simultaneously when Sanjaya started singing, "I Love You, You Love Me..."
Inu:
Inu destroyed 3 villages and 1 forest when he went demon. Then he fainted in front of people who were chasing him.
Sakura:
Barney came to avenge Sanjaya... With an army of Nazi Teletubbies and Boobahs!
"O dangit!" screamed Kakashi cosplaying a Mater like, "Tuh Mater" without the "Tuh."
"I have a dream," spoke Patamon, "That we're all gonna die unless..."
Mitsuki:
"Unless I send them to Hell!!!!" Miroku said.
He took off his bracelet and sucked them into his wrist.
"YAY!!! We're saved!!!!!!" Shippo cried.
Inu:
Inuyasha found himself above a boiling pit of hot water. It seems that the "people" who caught him were dog-eating demons! He was tied in chains; half naked. 'Dang I feel exposed.' Inu thought. The sound of drums started. The demons came in one by one carrying plates. They were really hideous. (Inu is too lazy to describe the demons he/she/it mentioned.)
"This is just great..." Inu muttered.
Sakura:
Somewhere in Seresu:
King Ashura is awakened; by Mushu's bad gonging! It annoyed the bullocks out of King Ashura, Chi- who s'posed to drug Ashura to sleep, and all of Mulan's ancestors.
Somewhere in feudal Japan:
Tomoyo finally founded the city of Tokyo and got Kurogane jealous when he found her drunkenly making out with a random samurai.
Somewhere in Clow:
Touya gets chienne slapped by Sakura for spying. Syaoran is getting an operation for his glaucoma in his eye and the rabies in his left leg. The acid from Kishim's virtual world was actually rabies bubbles.
Ok! It's my Turn to do the Comment!
First of all, I don't own Naruto, or Inuyasha, or other anime! Other wise Sakura Haruno would be in love with Naruto, Sasuke would be out of the show, (or even better, never made) Kikyo would be killed by Inuyasha, and Koga goes bye-bye! Wait; Sasuke's still in the show? Koga didn't go bye-bye? This proves my statement.
Kikyo: Why do people hate me?
Me: Cause they just do.
Kikyo: T.T
Sakura: Yea! Sasuke's not own by you!!!
Sasuke: yea... T.T
Kagome: So don't forget to review! Inuyasha, let's go.
Inuyasha: To where?
Kagome: TO HELL.
Everyone: ...