A/N: yes, it's the most bizarre word, but it IS a HP word. it's what Mr. Weasley says instead "electricity". so, anyway, this was out promt, and of course, given a funny word, i had to make a funny drabble.
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Gateway (eckeltricity)
"Well, I don't see why they need it! "
Arthur looked at the boys apologetically, then patted his wife's arm soothingly. "Now, Dear, I'm sure they have their reasons. Harry was raised as a Muggle, after all. What's it going to hurt if they have eckeltricity in their own home?"
"Well, what can eckeltricity do for them that magic can't?"
Harry and Ron remained silent as Mr. and Mrs. Weasley continued their debate. They would never tell that electricity powered the television and computer, which provided the gateway to the ever arousing and constant world of their beloved gay porn.