Hot Under the Collar (steam)
"This is your fault!"
"MY fault? You're the one who got so steamed!"
"And who provoked me? YOU did, with your non-stop talking."
"Well, You always did get hot under the collar so easily. You can't blame me for all this. Besides, if you hadn't worn that shirt in the first place..."
"Don't start, Harry." Ron sighed and kicked at the singed shirt lying on the floor. "Look, can't we just forget it and have sex? I mean, my clothes were gonna come off, anyway."
"Yeah, it's just... I've never seen anyone so hot that their clothes actually combusted before."