A/N: I started out with just the one drabble, but it soon ran away with me and became a trio. Harry and Ron just would not let well enough alone. ;)

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Location, Location, Location (Apparition)

"Don't worry, Ron, you'll get it this time. Remember the three Ds."

"Destination, Determination, Deliberation," Harry and Ron quoted in unison.

"Okay, go for it." Harry stepped back and watched Ron close his eyes. He could tell he was concentrating very hard on where he wanted to be. Suddenly there was a POP, and Ron was gone.

"I DID IT!" Ron screamed from down the hall.

Excited, Harry flung open doors till he found Ron laying across his own bed, waiting for him.

"You did do it, that's great, Ron, but... um, why MY bedroom?"

Ron blushed. "Destination, Determination, Deliberation."

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It's All In How You Get There (Apparition)

"Okay, you've obviously learned Apparition, now lets work on Side-Along Apparition. Take my arm and Apparate us to somewhere else inside the flat," Harry said, in a business-like manner.

Ron wrapped his arms around Harry's waist, and without a moment's notice, Harry felt himself being pulled from point A to point B. It all happened so fast that it took a minute for him to get his bearings, then he realized that they were horizontal, and he felt rather... exposed.

"We're in the kitchen.

"Yes.

"On the table..."

"Yep!"

"Did you splinch our clothes?"

"Nope," Ron grinned. "I banished them!"

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Lessons Learned (Apparition)

Ron was just stretching across his bed when he heard the familiar POP of Apparition, and suddenly a very naked and aroused Harry was curled up next to him, and rubbing himself against his hip.

"Uh, Harry, I'm not complaining, but — "

Harry climbed on top of Ron and rubbed their cocks together. "Shut up, you've wanted this all day, and you've been such a good student, you've earned it. Now, what have we learned today?"

"The three Ds, the kitchen table is for food — not foreplay, and playing professor for a day really goes to your HEAD!"