Okay, another chapter with another story. I must apologise in advance again. Also, to you emos out there. I am not making fun of you at all, I am simply making fun of the wanna-bes who abse a character as themselves and make them "emo".
Another thing, I am not saying anything is wrong with FOB or MCR. Two of my favourite bands ever, you know. Also, the song isn't called "car crash hearts" it's actually called "thriller" but the tiny people at my school call it that. So on with the show, bitches!
This is for you, ArraMidnight
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits basket, but I do own Krystal because she is my new character I made up and stuff
Hey! I got such good reviews that I decided to write another fic for you guys! This is also an original!
Tohru and Kyo and Yuki were hangin' in thier crib, when suddenly Shigure brought a girl into the room.
"I want to introduce to you another member of the zodiac. She is the badger. Sorry I never mentioned her before, but it never really came up in conversation." Shigure said.
The girl was tall with black hair and a white stripe. She wore many belts hung around her waist, tight jeans and a tight top, and she looked well hot, like. She was totally emo, because emos are cool. So am I.
She had lived in America all of her life, because her parents didn't want her anywhere near the other zodiac members. However, of course, she spoke perfect Japanese.
"Hi, my name is Krystal." she said, all dark and mysterious, because that's what emos are. Dark and mysterious. Because that's cool, and I'm totally cool.
Later, she went intot he extra room, which had been there always, just never mentioned. She put up posters of Fall Out Boy and The Black Parade, and then she started listening to some music. She listened to Fall Out Boy's song called Car Crash Hearts.
so long live the car crash hearts
cry on the couch all the poets come to life
fix me in 45
so long live the car crash hearts
cry on the couch all the poets come to life
fix me in 45
Haru heard music and watched her dancing really sexy like through her door. He thought she was very hot, and really emo. Haru fell in love with her, and realised he hated Rin because she is so mean and he could do better, and Krystal was much better.
Later that day, Krystal came down to get coffee, and she saw Haru. She looked at Haru, and she fell in love with him, but she didn't tell him anyway. Then, when she was getting the coffee, she dropped the kettle and got badly burnt and Haru rushed to her rescue like a really cool hero. When he had made sure he was alright he looked into her eyes and said "It's good you're okay. I love you. Marry me!"
Krystal started to cry, because she was so full of emotions. She had been so scared to tell Haru, and she was so glad that she said "I love you too Haru! Let's smex!"
Then her and Haru smexed each other good (on the kitchen floor), and then, the Sohma curse was finally broken because Krystal had been the long lost zodiac member and now that she had come back there was no more curse and stuff. So Krystal and Haru got married, and Rin wasn't invited because she is a bitch and everyone hates her, and they all lived happily ever after. Krystal cried a lot because she was so happy,and because she was totally emo.
Did you like it? I think I am improving my fics, and I even based Krystal on myself this time, because she will then be cooler this way. Pleez review, and I will give you a cookie pleez! No flames or you will make me cry tears of blood and pain and despair.
Moral of this story: NEVER let a preteen weemo who is obsessed with the zodiac write fics... it'll all end in tears. Weemo tears!
Again I apologise. I just can't help myself.
I must credit ArraMidnight, who gave me the inspiration to continue this on to another chapter. Seriously, thank you.
