All Girl Valentine Sleepover (Chapter 3)
I'm sorry that the characters are a little OOC but remember: I DON'T OWN NARUTO…..or anything else. But please try to enjoy.
"Um…do we know you girls?" asked Ino raising an eyebrow at the group of girls that were waiting at the door of her house.
"Er…we're…uh…..from the academy?" said a girl in an orange kimono. The girl had long blond hair that was in two pigtails and light blue eyes. "Umm…..we heard you had a mission and were wondering if we could join you,"
Ino, Temari, Tenten, Sakura, Kin, and Hinata looked at the girls in front of them and blinked.
"There's something awfully familiar about you girls…,"said Sakura frowning. The girl with long raven-colored hair clenched her teeth together. Crap crap crap...
"My teammate has always been good at seeing through these kinds of things…," Sasuke thought as his girl body's eyes narrowed. "This was a bad idea..."
"I don't think we should let them join us," Temari said frowning. There was something about two of them that made her older sister instincts take hold of her. The girl with shoulder length red hair and a sand colored kimono had Gaara's eyes. She was sure of it. And the one with brown hair that went a little bit past her shoulders as she wore a long short-sleeved black kimono with a matching black hair ribbon had make-up similar to Kankuro's ceremonial Kabuki paint.
"Yea…," said Sakura. "No offense, but you girls look kind of suspicious,"
"Oh, who cares!" said Ino irritably. "We took a former sound ninja for pete's sake! A few more girls won't matter!"
"Can we at least know how they knew about our mission and your house location?" asked Tenten skeptically. This was getting a little too weird even for her, and she hung around the flamboyant Rock Lee.
"Uh…" the blond girl (Naruto of course) looked nervous as he/she (whichever you prefer) thought of an excuse. " We just um…heard you were having a mission,"
"And I know your house location because I'm Shikamaru's cousin," a long-brown haired girl in a green kimono and chunnin vest said quickly. Good thing we was a fast thinker. He'd need to be at the top of his game if he and the rest of the guys were going to pull this stupid mission off. Ino's eyes lightened up.
"Well that makes sense," she said smiling. "I thought you looked familiar,"
"Let's just go already," Kin said to Ino impatiently. She could sense Dosu and Zaku's chakra nearby.
"Wait, where is this mission taking place anyways?" asked the girl with long brown hair tied back in a ponytail and red fang marks on her cheeks. She looked like a younger version of Hana (Kiba's sister) except with a red kimono. It was decorated with little white dog bones. The disguised Inuzuka was sad he had to send Akamaru home. The ribbon around his neck simply wasn't going to cut as a disguise around Hinata.
"At the Konoha hot springs and at my house," Ino replied. The boy-girls looked at each other. Well this was..unexpected.
"Er…what is the mission exactly?" asked a girl with long dark hair and a snow white kimono. Hinata looked at the girl puzzled. 'Her eyes are like mine; maybe she's from the Hyuuga clan.' She thought to herself. 'But I've never sen her before..'
"The mission is to have a sleepover!" said Ino as a matter of factually.
"Nani!" the boys-girls exclaimed.
"Well I should go then, I just remembered I have to be somewhere else," said Neji (girl in white kimono) turning to walk away.
"Nonsense!" said Tenten grabbing him by the back of his kimono. The real girls grabbed the other girls and dragged them into town.
"This is going to be fun!" exclaimed Ino.
"This is going to be troublesome," mumbled Shikamaru as Temari dragged him.
"Heeheehee," chuckled Naruto grinning like a boss.
"Ibiki?" Anko called knocking loudly on the apartment door. "Open up!"
"Oh...hi, Anko," murmured Ibiki opening the door. Anko frowned. Well this was new.
"Genma delivered this," she said smirking and pulling out the envelope out of her coat pocket. "It said you wanted to... 'ask' me something,"
Ibiki's face was expressionless but he nodded. Anko frowned again.
"So what is it!" she asked impatiently. "Another mission? Extra work? Invasion? What?"
"No…" Ibiki mumbled looking away. "It's…err…something else…."
Anko was getting irritated. Some guys really needed to learn the direct approach.
"What the hell is it!" she yelled.
"Um…are you busy tonight?" Ibiki asked still not looking at her. Anko looked surprised.
"Well I have some important missions that need to be done but oh well," she said shrugging. "How come?"
"Would you…would you…." The pro at interrogation and torture was barely able to mumble his last words. "Would you like to go out with me tonight?"
"Oi! Tayuya! Stop going so fast!" Sakon called as the Sound Five jumped through the trees of Konoha.
"Shut up you shitty piece of trash!" she called back. "And keep up!"
"Hey, come on Tayuya, women really shouldn't talk like that," said Jirobou frowning disapprovingly.
"Put a sock in it you fatass!" Tayuya yelled. She hated being lectured. "I don't give a damn."
"Grrr…damn you woman..." Sakon mumbled angrily. 'How'd I ever fall for a loud-mouth bitch like her,' he thought to himself scowling.
Kidoumaru sighed. 'And these are my teammates….' he thought shaking his head. 'An always hungry, lecturing fatass, two annoying, make-up wearing bastards, and a hot but foul-mouthed flute playing bitch,'
"I'm going ahead!" Tayuya called and sped up out of sight.
"One of us should go back and report that we made it to Konoha, and ask for more instructions from Orochimaru-sama," Kidoumaru said to the rest of his teammates.
"Yea, yea. Don't tell us what to do you game-loving, spider-sadist!" Sakon growled.
"I'll go," Jirobou volunteered and turned to head the other way. He was eager to get away from the insults and... well, his teammates over all. Plus, he was kind of hungry. "I'm tired of all this fighting anyways."
"Sakon…" said a voice.
"Yeah. What is it, Ukon?" asked Sakon to his older brother inside of him.
"I can't sense Tayuya's chakra anywhere nearby," Ukon replied.
"Damn this is bad," Kidoumaru said frowning. "If Tayuya gets lost and gets us noticed, Orochimaru will kill her,"
"Or worse, us," Ukon mumbled. How he hated that red-head girl. What his brother saw in her he'd never know.
"Let's hurry up and find her then!" said Sakon racing ahead.
"It won't be any better if you get lost too," Kidoumaru called after him frowning. He sighed and fallowed quickly.
"Um…Shizune?" said Genma walking into Shizune's office.
"Yes?" replied said-woman smiling. She was working on some paperwork that Tsunade should have been doing. Tonton was playing on the floor with a crumpled up piece of paper. Oh the simple joys of a ninja piggy.
"Are you sure you're not too busy?" he asked. Shizune blinked and looked at him inquisitively.
"Well, what is it you want exactly?" she asked smiling kindly.
'Damn, she's pretty when she smiles...' Genma thought. He then cursed himself for thinking such things. They'd known each other since they were Genin. He'd had a crush on her since before then. Heck, if Tsunade-sama hadn't dragged her off along with her when she left the village, he would have already asked her out. You know, back when his teenage hormones were making him more ballsy than usual. Oh well, those were the days...
"Do you…" Genma sighed and bit down a bit onto his senbon.
'Geez,' he thought frowning. 'This is harder than I thought it would be,'
"Do you want to go out tonight?" he mumbled looking away. Shizune looked surprised and a blush crept onto her face. Meanwhile, Tonton looked up at Genma as if the special Jounin had asked Shizune to marry him. What was this madness? No guy ever hit on his owner without being scared away by Tsunade within a few seconds!
"Um…err…sure, why not?" said Shizune finally. She smiled shyly. Her face was still pink and she looked very flustered but she was happy. She hadn't been on a date in a really long time and...She always found Genma to be cute.
Tonton looked from Shizune to Genma then back to Shizune. He ran out of the room to go tell Tsunade about the new couple. Something had to be done.
"Ha! I told you! There she is!" whispered Gai inside the bush outside Ichiraku.
"Uh, Gai? Why are we spying on Kurenai?" asked Asuma frowning. How the heck did he allow himself to be dragged along into one of Mite Gai's crazy schemes? That was usually Kakashi's job.
"Because! Look who's next to her!" said Gai pointing. Asuma looked and narrowed his eyes a bit in displeasure.
"Kakashi..." he muttered scowling slightly.
"Exactly!" said Gai enthusiastically. "He's stolen Kurenai from you!"
Asuma turned slightly red. "I never said we were together," he mumbled, looking away. Though he probably should have gotten to that. He had taken her out to dinner a few times but he'd never initiated any intention to build a relationship out of it, and she certainly hadn't hinted any signs of wanting to get serious. Damn it. Guess Kakashi wins the girl again...
"Shh! You'll blow our ingenious cover!" whispered Gai shushing Asuma.
"What ingenious cover? Gai, we're behind a stupid bush!" snapped Asuma.
"Exactly! The trick is so old Kakashi would never suspect that anyone was watching him!" said Gai confidently.
"Hey Kurenai, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched by someone right outside the building?" asked Kakashi to his date. Kurenai blinked. Was this supposed to be a trick question?
"No...why?" she asked frowning.
"Because I think that bush that recently started conveniently growing right in front of the shop entrance just talked,"
"That's crazy talk, Kakashi," replied Kurenai shaking her head. Kakashi frowned at the bush.
"But-
"No buts Kakashi, bushes don't talk. Now drop the subject," Kurenai said giving him a look that meant he better keep his mouth shut for a while if he wanted to live.
He was slowly learning to mind his mouth around her.
"I sense a kunoichi from another village," said Neji stopping suddenly.
"Wow, you're good," said Tenten impressed. "You can sense thing just like Neji can,"
"Yeah what were the odds of that," said Kiba smirking. "But I also smell a girl in the trees,"
"And your smelling skills are just like Kiba's!" said Tenten.
Sasuke glared at Neji and Kiba. 'They're going to blow our cover,' he thought angrily. He threw a kunai at the treetop and a redhead girl jumped down.
"What the hell did you do that for you shitty piece of trash," she spat. Shikamaru and Temari's eyes widened.
"I thought I finished you off!" Temari yelled pulling out her fan.
"Wait!" said Ino... "Would you like to come with us on a slumber party?"
"Nani!" everyone including Tayuya shouted.
"You've gone crazy, Ino!" yelled Temari. "No way! This is one step too far!"
"I agree," girl-Shikamaru added, trying not to make his discomfort obvious. How had that crazy flute girl survived?
"We've already got one sound nin, one more won't make much of a difference." Ino argued back. Everyone sighed. Ino's mind was decided. And when Ino's mind was decided, one did not simply change her mind.
"Let's go!" exclaimed Ino grabbing Tayuya's collar and dragging her off. Tayuya cursed like a sailor as she struggled, but even the hot-headed teen knew better then to make enemies when completely surrounded. The rest of the ninja sighed and fallowed.
"Where are we going exactly?" asked Lee.
"To the Konoha hot springs!" Ino replied happily. The girls all looked pleased, even Tayuya seemed to like the idea now that Ino wasn't dragging her anymore. But the boys however, looked absolutely terrified. Except for of course Naruto who was was currently trying to stop the pervy grin from spreading all over his feminine face.
"Where is she!" yelled Sakon angrily. "We've been searching for like a billion years!"
"It's only been five minutes," said Kidoumaru.
"What's the difference!' Sakon snapped back scowling.
"I think I sensed her chakra heading towards the Konoha hot springs," said Kidoumaru. Sakon stopped running suddenly.
"Looks like we have to go get her," he said grinning evilly.
"I hope you're not thinking-
"Too late!" said Sakon changing himself into a girl with the henge no jutsu.
"Let's go!" he yelled and ran off.
"Tayuya will kill him," Kidoumaru said flatly. Oh well, he'd never pass up the chance to see Tayuya naked either. He snickered and tried to catch up with the speedy Sakon. This might actually be fun.
"Bui! Bui!" whined Tonton. "Bui bui bui!"
"Nani! Genma and Shizune are getting married!" yelled Tsunade, clearly getting the pig-to-human interpretations all wrong. "No! This can't be! Who's going to do all my work for me?"
Just then, Izumo and Kotetsu walked in carrying some papers. Poor, unfortunate souls...
"Hmmm…." Said Tsunade giving the two an evil grin.
I'm sorry it was a short chapter! I'm so busy lately! Um…please review…..