Disclaimer: Kyo-chan: Krystal doesn't own Furtuba... boo hoo. You made me cry. Give me cookies!

Sorry for the late update. This chapter gives you a new twist to the story! Enjoy it and remember to review!!

One day, two girls name Krystal and Sakura were in the mall, hanging out near Hot Topic. They wore tight skinny jeans and a tight black Fall Out Boy shirt, each had a different kind. There were many belts hanging from their waists and they were smoking, looking well hot. All of a sudden they were zoomed through a magical portal, bringing them to an alternate world.

They landed on their asses and got up to look around. Both were not scared at all, being emos. Emos are cool at all time. Like me and my friend Mistyriver. A boy with white and black hair came up to them and said "Hello, my name is Haru. Who are you?"

They told him about the alternate world, and as he looked deep into their purple eyes, he believed them. So he took them to Shigure's house, where they met Kyo. He immediately fell in love with Krystal when their eyes met, and forgot all about that bitch Tohru. She's always too happy, anyway.

They had to stay in Kyo's room, and they all slept over that night, including Haru, because he was in love with Sakura. They all had to share Kyo's bed, because it's better that way. Tohru lent them tight black pj's to sleep in, and they fell asleep quickly after such a busy day.

Haru and Kyo didn't because they loved them and they stayed up all night thinking. In the morning, they decided they would keep it a secret and never tell.

In the morning Yuki came downstairs andwas still half asleep and tripped and fell and hit his face. It started bleeding and Sakura pushed Tohru out of the way and went to help. She was very good, and mended it with bandages and stuff. Haru was so impressed with her, that he wished that it was him with a bleeding face.

A knock was on the door, and Krystal and Sakura answered it, because it was only manners in a strangers house. Outside was a man with black hair, green eyes and red eyeliner. "Hello, I am Frerard Gay, and I am a time portal monitor. You came through a time portal, didn't you? I have come to arrest you!"

Krystal and Sakura bowed and said "Konnichiwaa, frerard-chan! Dozo yorosheekoo demo masu dattebayo ohayo o kudasai ne ka desss?" because that is how you say Hello, how are you? In Japanese, and they knew Japanese. They learned in the time alternate world portal thing with swirly colours and stuff.

They were arrested and Kyo and Haru came to save them, fighting off all the guard with their kung pow skills and ninja tactics. They finally got them and kissed them and made them pregnant (yes, in the jail cells, on CCTV... that's well hardcore, like me and my friend.) and then they had babies and lived happily ever after in the alternate world because they were emo. Emos are cool. Like me.

Ooo123ooOpagebreakwithasecretmessageshowinghowwiityipbviouslyamOoo123ooO

Konnichiwa eyeryone-chan! It has been a while since I updated, due to the fact that I was hanging around the mall every day and didn't find the time. GOMENASAIYANEOMATTEDEMODESUKANE! That means sorry, for all you who don't know Japanese (I do! I learnt it from Fruits Basket!) I dedicate this chapter to my bestest buddy Mistyriver, or as I sometimes call her Sakura, because that is a nice, anime name that I love. I hope you are reading this!! Please review and I will give you all cookies and love you forever. Flames will be used to bake more cookies with for the proper reviews. Not criticism please, I'm an emo

I have work tomorrow. Or rather, in 6 hours. It is 3:27 now... I'm sorry I didn't update in yonks... I forgot the password for the account! (SHAME!SHAME!)I know, I know... I doubt anyone's missed this, though... it's hardly art, or interesting!

I dedicate this to the ultimate Weemo, Craig. The inspiration for weemo bashing in all of my fics You know I want you dead, and I know you're scared of me! Also, this is in memory of Mistyriver, who isn't actually dead yet, but that is besides the point. You found it, yay! It's not as great as you thought, huh?

Thanks for the reviews and all, I feel flattered at all the attention, I really do!