All Girl Valentine Sleepover (Chapter 4)
Thanks to everyone for the reviews! They are all really appreciated! I know it always takes forever for me to update, and my chapters are too short…sorry, everyone! I've started seventh grade, so it'll take even longer to update…..I'd appreciate all suggestions for the story (even in flame form). Once again, thanks for the reviews. If anyone has requests for new stories, I'll try hard to do them. But! I don't do Yaoi or Yuri and I don't do rated M. My number one rules. Please enjoy the chapter! (and please prepare to feel sorry for the fallowing: Morino Ibiki, Kamizuki Izumo, and Hagane Kotetsu.
There was a long awkward pause…still pausing…still pausing…pause over! Anko looked at Ibiki and smirked.
"Seriously?" she asked raising an eyebrow and crossing her arms still smirking.
Ibiki nodded looking away. Anko thought for a minute before her mind turned mischievous.
'Ibiki never acts like this…hmm…...this is gonna be fun,' she thought grinning evilly.
'What the hell did I get myself into…?' Ibiki thought horrified, but his face remained expressionless; still avoiding direct eye contact. Anko grabbed him by the front of his jounin vest suddenly with one hand; pulling him close. Dangerously close. She leaned in and whispered into his ear, imitating her seductive tone usually reserved for sexual situations.
"You're. On," she pulled back grinning. She let go and practically pushed him into his apartment before running out. She looked back at him as she reached the door and winked.
"See you at Ichiraku's in half an hour!" she called and stuck her tongue out at him playfully. She was so going to drive him she ran off to go get ready, Ibiki stared after her. In total confusion (but of course he didn't show it). He sighed and looked down at the floor as if it was all its fault. He walked to the door and closed it…..then…there was another long and awkward pause.
Finally, Morino Ibiki, pro of torture and interrogation- and now the man who taking the possibly most deadly woman in the village out for dinner, went to go get ready for his date. None of his years of ninja training had prepared him for this day...
Meanwhile…..
Kamizuki Izumo and Hagane Kotetsu were being drowned in a tsunami/flood of unfinished paperwork in the hokage's office.
"I can't believe Hokage-sama would do this to us!" said Kotetsu as his head broke the surface of the ocean of papers.
"I can," Izumo said bitterly as he pulled himself above the waves of paper. Both elite Chunnin had to use the walking on water jutsu to stand above the papers, but they had to crouch down to avoid hitting their heads on the ceiling. "I mean when have you ever seen her actually doing her own work?"
"Good point,"
"..."
"Uh…Izumo?' Kotetsu asked looking at his friend across the room.
"Yeah?" he replied trying to avoid some serious papercuts.
"How do we get out of here?" Kotetsu asked. The papers had completely buried the door and window from sight.
"Uh…I guess we just wait till someone opens the door," Izumo replied shrugging.
"Yeah…so…hey!" exclaimed Kotetsu picking up a file.
"It's Hokage-sama's diary reports when she was younger!" he said looking through them excitedly with an evil look.
"Hey, pass a few of them to me!" Izumo said eagerly, with revenge in mind.
Kotetsu threw him half the packet and they took turns reading them aloud with great enthusiasm.
The two Chuunin were unaware of the grinning frog hermit Sannin listening with his ear pressed against the office window. Jiraiya was just on is way to do some research for his books when he decided to take a quick detour to visit his old friend, Tsunade. Just because he cared or 'cause he wanted to stare at her breasts. It was usually the latter but he did like to make sure his old friend was ok.
Of course, the great Sannin Jiraiya wouldn't bother with the door, so he tried to go through the window he usually came in through. However, it turns out all you could see from outside was unfinished paperwork and documents, and more unfinished paperwork. So, of course, he just decided to eavesdrop on his favorite person. To his disappointment however, all he could hear were the voices of Kotetsu and Izumo…but the discovery of the secret Tsunade diary files made him feel ALL better. He pulled out a pen and a scroll and began writing everything Izumo and Kotetsu blabbed out, grinning evilly.
"Kakashi?" Kurenai looked up from her dango with a slight frown of concern.
"Kurenai, I swear that bush is talking," Kakashi said looking at the bush that was still talking and moving slightly. He frowned lifting up his headband and-
"Kakashi, don't you even think about using Sharingan," Kurenai said shooting him a dark look. A few fan girls in the restaurant had their cameras out and ready. She'd had dates gone bad before, but she was not about to let this one go because of fangirls. No, she was better than that.
"But, Kurenai-
Kurenai sighed. "Kakashi...bushes don't talk." Kurenai explained as if she were talking to a five-year old. "People talk, nin-animals can sometimes talk, but bushes don't talk. So- hey! Kakashi, where are you going!"
Kakashi had gotten out of his seat, completely ignoring the kunoichi's lecture, to investigate the mysterious talking bush. She huffed in indignation. Why had she agreed to go on this date again? Kakashi, as a rule, infuriated her. What was she thinking agreeing to voluntarily spend extra time than necessary with the man?
"Kakashi..." Kurenai growled glaring at him as she got up to fallow. "Kakashi, I already told you- Gai? Asuma? What are you two doing here?"
"Here we are!" announced Ino as the group approached the hot springs building. Things were about to get seriously awkward.
"We really should be leaving.." said the girl in the pale-teal kimono decorated with black butterflies. She wore dark glasses that hid his/her eyes and a light-teal scarf thing that covered her lower face. Her long dark hair made it a little past her shoulders. (a/n: wow, Shino's pretty as a girl...kinda creepy...)
"Nonsense!" said Ino about to drag her/him in but he stepped back quickly. He'd barely been able to keep his bugs from lashing out in self-defense. It was a reflex thing.
"Excuse me! Can we join you?" asked a sweet voice behind them. The group turned to see two girls in light purple kimonos with an all white yin and yang sign on it running up to them. They had long light lavender hair and were very pretty. The one that spoke had a black necklace around her neck. She smiled at the group in an almost sickeningly sweet way.
'Oh, you've got to be kidding...' Tayuya thought her mouth wide open in disbelief. 'I guess it's finally happened. The crazy fairy twins have finally lost it...I knew those two were fags but this...Ugh, Those shit-heads won't fool anyone with a shitty jutsu like-
"Of course you join!" exclaimed Ino, thrilled to have more 'girl' company. Tayuya face palmed.
Sakon grinned evilly at Ino response. "Thanks, we wanted to spend time with our good friend Tayuya," she said putting an arm around Tayuya's shoulder grinning slightly evilly. The red-head growled audibly.
"You know them?" Tenten asked Tayuya raising an eyebrow.
"I've never seen these dumb bitches before in my life," Tayuya growled pushing Sakon away after giving him a hard jab in the stomach with her elbow.
"She's such a kidder.." Sakon said clutching his stomach, out of breath.
Meanwhile... Sasuke, Shino, Neji, and Gaara were quietly sneaking away...
"Hey, you're going the wrong way!" exclaimed Ino reaching to grab the red head girl by the back of her kimono. A sand barrier blocked her hand. Ino gasped surprised as she pulled her hand away.
"Gaara?" Temari said blinking unbelieving. Gaara's suna henge no jutsu faded away as Gaara crossed his arms expressionless at the group. Ino and Sakura gasped.
"You're a boy?" exclaimed Ino disbelievingly. Kankuro gasped looking at Gaara.
"You're a boy?" he said in (pretend) total shock. The long blond hair girl in the orange kimono gasped the loudest.
"I don't believe it! Gaara, how could you! Disguising as a girl to go on an all girls mission! I'm shocked- no, I am appalled you'd do something like that!" Naruto said in a loud, hurt voice. She began dramatically sobbing. "Some men just have no shame!"
The female Lee patted the blonde's shoulder in sympathy and the female Kiba shook his head at Gaara in a very 'I'm so disappointed in you" manner.
Gaara just looked at them and shrugged, expressionless. He looked around the group, pondering for a moment whether he should just reveal the rest fo the guys. No, it really wasn't any of his business what these fools did on their spare time.
"Anyone...have a problem with that?" he asked in a low, evil tone. Everyone shook their heads no quickly.
"Good," said Gaara. He looked at Temari who tensed slightly. "Be back at the hotel by noon tomorrow...we need to go home by one thirty..."
Gaara walked away and there was a long silence. Temari sighed in relief, glad nothing more had come of the encounter. But seriously...why had her baby brother been disguised as a girl...? The question disturbed and haunted her.
"I can't believe a boy would do something like that!" Ino exclaimed angrily.
"I know, the nerve of some men!" Kiba said agreeing and flipping his ponytail in the indignant way he often saw his sister do whenever he went into her room without knocking.
Shino, Shikamaru, Neji, and Sasuke sighed quietly. 'Darn, Gaara was lucky...' they thought in unison.
"Well, I guess we should go in now.." said Tenten.
"Actually, I have somewhere else to be- (Neji and Shikamaru)
"You're not leaving are you?" asked Ino frowning and doing a cute sad face.
"Well..." Shikamaru hesitated, never being one to easily resist his teammate's rare moments of cute.
"Yes," stated female Neji drily. Cute faces never worked on him.
"Grab them!" yelled Ino grabbing Shikamaru by the back of his kimono as Tenten did the same to Neji.
"Now let's go!" said Ino dragging Shikamaru(who had giving up all hope of struggling) and Shino(who had been trying to walk away quietly) into the building. Tenten fallowed dragging a slightly struggling Neji and a limp Lee(who refused to struggle against/hurt a girl). Sakon and Ukon fallowed smirking and dragging a cursing and struggling-like-a-wild-cat, Tayuya. Sakura dragged a scowling and struggling Sasuke and a stupidly grinning Naruto. Temari fallowed grabbing her brother and Kiba and dragging them along. And Kin and Hinata just fallowed after them all.
"What are you doing here?" asked the three sound shinobi in unison. Zaku and Dosu were both standing across from the spider nin.
"Looking for my teammate," was the reply from both sides.
"Stop that!" they yelled together once more.
Zaku growled angrily glaring at Kidoumaru. "What are you really doing here?"
"I already told you, stupid," Kidoumaru replied shrugging. "Hey, aren't you two of the three pawns that escaped from Orochimaru-sama?"
Dosu and Zaku tensed but remained silent. Kidoumaru smirked.
"I'll play games with you two later, I'm sure Orochimaru-sama would be pleased to hear about your deaths, but I'll have to take a rain check. I really do have to look for my teammates."
"Then maybe we could be of assistance," replied Dosu as politely and quickly as possible. He and Zaku weren't strong enough to fight just yet, and gaining this strange-looking one's favor would be of great benefit to the cause of their survival. "We'll help, right Zaku?"
"Feh, no way- hey someone's coming!"
Kidoumaru and Dosu quickly fled up onto a roof top, but Zaku didn't have time. He thought fast and turned into the first thing he could think of. The pet pig of the nurse that had treated to him!
"Tonton! There you are!" smiled Shizune running up to Zaku and picking him up. She squeezed him tight as Genma walked up in a formal, dark green kimono. Shizune was wearing a pretty, light blue kimono that resembled her usual clothes. She had a matching light blue ribbon in her short hair. She was lovely.
"So you found him," Genma stated as he stopped; standing next to his date-err I mean- friend he was going out with...Shizune nodded smiling.
'She really is so pretty when she smiles...' Genma thought to himself. "Wait, what? This is Shizune. We haven't seen each other in years..'
"I'm glad I did! I'm glad he's not lost," she replied and hugged him closer to her chest making Zaku blush. "I don't know what I'd do if I lost Tonton. He's like my best friend,"
She blushed slightly and grinned sheepishly. "I guess that sounds kind of pathetic, huh?"
Genma shook his head and patted Shizune on hers. "He gazed down into her shiny, dark eyes. "I don't think so. I think it's kind of cute..."
Shizune turned crimson. "What?"
"Uh, nothing!" the senbon-chewing man withdrew his hand and looked away quickly. Damn, still getting flustered like this over a girl, at his age? Man was he hopeless...
Shizune pressed 'Tonton' closer to her chest as she shifted with slight embarrassment.
Meanwhile, Dosu and Kidoumaru were silently laughing their heads off. Well, Kidoumaru was, Dosu was just chuckling, very amused.
"Um, well. I guess we should go to Ichiraku's now..." Genma mumbled awkwardly, offering her his arm in a very gentleman way. Shizune nodded blushing slightly as she took his arm and looked up at him. The two walked off.
"Hey... she took your teammate, you know," Kidoumaru said to Dosu as he finally stopped laughing.
"Yes...and your point is?" Dosu replied. Kidoumaru blinked, then shrugged.
"..."
"So..."
"I guess we better find our teammates then," said Kidoumaru after a while.
"Yes, good bye," said Dosu nodding and going off to find Kin. He was glad to avoid conflict and also glad Zaku would be out of the picture for a little while. Hopefully he could find Kin without the rash boy's interference.
Kidoumaru jumped down from the roof and started walking down the streets of Konoha. After a short time, he passed by the academy.
He looked at the playing children and smirked. He and the rest of the Sound Four had never had such careless and cheery childhoods...
"Hey, are you are substitute sensei?" asked a nine-year old boy with goggles and a yellow Konoha shirt. The sound shinobi looked down at the three children who called themselves Konohamaru Corps.
"Uh...actually.." Kidoumaru blinked at them. He wondered if he should tell them that the reason he was there was to collect info on they're village and destroy them. In the end, he decided to keep that part a secret.
"Great!" exclaimed Moegi. "Iruka-sensei said you'd be here at sunset, but you're an hour early!"
"Well I'm not really your substitute-
"Let's show him to the classroom!" ordered Konohamaru, and the three children each grabbed one of Kidoumaru's right arms and dragged him into the academy.
"Tonton, what do you think? Vanilla or cookies and cream ice-cream?" asked the Godaime.
"Bui?"
"What do you mean what for?" Tsunade snapped frowning. The two of them were at a cake store. "For Shizune and Genma's wedding cake of course!"
"Bui! Bui!"
"Of course it's okay that I plan her wedding without telling her! I'm the hokage! I can do that,"
"Bui?"
"Hm...Yes, we will need more help to plan this wedding.." said Tsunade thoughtfully. "Let's see...I've already drowned Izumo and Kotetsu in papers...Tonton! I will have to use these innocent store people!"
"Bui..."
Sorry, again for taking so long to update. I'll try to find some time to update sooner, but i'm really busy with school work. Sorry, for the sucky chapter, i know you all want to know what happens int he hot springs, but you'll have to wait till next chapter. Please review!
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