All Girl Valentine Sleepover (Chapter 5)
Thanks for the reviews everyone! Darn, it took me forever to update again. Many apologies my dear readers.
Poll Results:
4 votes Vanilla ((including my own vote, love vanilla!))
1 votes Chocolate (( I don't like chocolate either..))
6 votes CookiesNCream ((this is good too...))
0 votes Chocolate Mint ((I also don't like this one..))
1 vote Other: Strawberry Cheesecake ((never tried it..))
1 vote Other: Mango ((it's ok...))
1 vote Other: Cotton Candy (sounds sweet!)
CookiesNCream wins!
"Yosh! Tonton! I have made a decision that will change the lives of the future of the Konoha people forever!" the blond Godaime announced loudly. Several people nearby in the shopping store stopped to stare. A little kid got scared and started to cry.
"Bui?" Tonton sat on his little pink rear and blinked up at his owner's master.
"That's right!" Tsunade exclaimed triumphantly. "I have decided... For a CookiesNCream ice-cream cake!"
Everyone in the store cheered loudly.
"Yes! And none of you are going home till I decide what flowers should be at the wedding!"
Everyone groaned.
Being the 'pro at torture and interrogation' ironically meant not having much of a personal life. So it really didn't make sense for Ibiki to own any formal clothing. Naturally, he had his formal black outfit, but wearing funeral attire on a formal night out- the word date was barely even definable in the Morino's vocabulary- just didn't seem proper at all. Although, Ibiki could imagine Anko doing something like that.
He smiled slightly. There wasn't much he could imagine the crazy young lady wouldn't do. She was a wild one, a real spit-fire, just like his late father always suggested he should marry. Marry, another word not often come acrossed in the Jounin's head. It's not like he'd never gave it any thought, it's just that he seriously thought that with his job and with his... well, face, not many woman would even give him a chance to date, let alone settle down with.
Finally, the scarred shinobi gave up with a sigh and closed his closet. Glancing at the clock in his apartment he considered his options. He could just go to Ichiraku's in his normal attire. He was pretty sure Anko wouldn't mind such trivial things. Then again, he did have an hour- well almost, as the minutes ticked away- he could go out to buy something formal. It would save him the trip when he really did need such clothing, but shopping for clothes wasn't exactly his cup of tea.
In the end, Morino Ibiki had decided against buying new clothes. His normal attire was enough, he was fairly sure Anko would wear the same, and the tall man stepped out of his apartment. Locking the door, Ibiki wondered why he had even asked the hyperactive Mitarashi out in the first place. He barely knew her and the number of things they actually had in common was limited. Extremely, limited. Formally, they had met when both were requested to be proctors in the last Chuunin Exam.
He had regarded her as a colleague, and she paid no attention to him except to criticize his sympathy with the genin. 'He had gone too easy on them' indeed- the very thought almost made him want to laugh. Almost. He still hadn't forgiven her for her dramatic entrance in the middle of his congratulation speech. Ibiki of course had been the one left to explain the hole in the window after the sinister woman had taken the genin away for the second exam. Yes their first real meeting was through that proctoring.
But Ibiki had always known her. Always as 'that girl- never his former classmate; she had been in a different class- who was apprenticed to the creepy snake-man. Many academy students were afraid of the intimidating man even more so than the quiet Morino boy who spoke scary truths. Ibiki himself had remembered his first encounter. Being 13, three years out of the academy, he had been observing the younger students on the playground. He himself never had partaken in playing, but watching had always been fine with him. On the other side of the fence of the playground two people walked by. Cautious, young Ibiki of course turned around to see them.
Ibiki turned a corner, walking past the Amaguri Ama dango shop and wondering why Anko hadn't chosen to go to dinner there. That was the place he had originally intended to ask her to. He passed the academy. A few kids were dragging a fourteen year-old boy with six arms into the class. The dark-skinned boy gave him a cry for help but Ibiki ignored it. Kids would be kids. Anyways, he was still having his flashback when he first met Orochimaru.
He had turned around and had faced the tall pale man. An immediate icy chill filled the younger boy's body and in that moment Ibiki knew that the golden-eyed man wasn't human. He couldn't be. For one of the only times in his life the brave Morino had been scared. Thank goodness Orochimaru had only been passing by. The girl with him, Anko (age 10) of course -who had just graduated from the academy a day before- had unfortunately sensed his fear. But instead of laughing and sticking out her little pink tongue like she would have to any other boy, she just smiled reasuringly at him and fallowed after her sensei.
He wasn't so sentimental to call to love at first sight, but the wise man couldn't deny he'd felt something... unlike he'd ever felt before. It had been a strange, conflicting feeling. The girl both annoyed and intrigued him. He couldn't care less but at the same time couldn't stop thinking about her for most of his childhood...
Ibiki passed the Yamanaka Flower shop. He glanced at his watch. Well, he supposed he had some time.
Although, nothing but papers could be seen through the windows of the Hokage tower, laughter could be heard coming from inside.
"Hey, Kotetsu!" Izumo called to his best friend.
"Yeah?"
"Let's use that jutsu that made us look like kids during the Chunnin Exam!"
"To make us feel younger as we invade the personal privacy of our hokage?" Kotetsu replied excitedly.
"Uh... yeah sure..." "Izumo replied. He actually just felt like doing it for no reason.
Both Chuunin did the techniques and turned into hot- I mean cute, young ninja.
"Ha, hey Izumo, check this one out," the man with messy dark hair laughed holding up a paper and reading it aloud. " 'Today that baka Jiraiya fell into the river where we my team and I were picking up trash.' "
The white-haired sannin smirked at being called an idiot. That was so typical of Tsunade...
"Come on, Kotetsu." Izumo urged his friend eagerly. "Go on,"
"Ok... Um...picking up trash.. 'And then the current started to pull him down stream. I got scared for the screaming moron and asked Orochimaru-kun if he was going to do anything-
"Wait! What the heck?" Izumo exclaimed stunned.
"What?" his friend asked blinking.
"You just read it. Orochimaru-kun,"
"...Oh, gross!" Kotetsu exclaimed shivering. "Our hokage had a crush on a gay snake freak!"
Izumo shuddered too. "Just go on,"
"Ok...I asked Orochimaru-kun is he was going to do something... 'And he said why?. And I was all Jiraiya's in trouble!. And he was all And you asume I care?. And then I was like Oh, I thought you did. And he was all Actually, no. I dont. And I was all-
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Izumo exclaimed confused. Kotetsu looked up from the papers and blinked.
"What?"
"Where's Jiraiya-sama during all this?"
"Uh... I think he's still being rushed down the river headed straight for the waterfall," Kotetsu replied casually. Izumo had a blank look on his face then:
"Oh...ok then. Cary on,"
" 'And I was all Eek! OMG Orochimaru-kun! Your lack of concern for Jiraiya is so hot!' "
"..."
"..."
"Ok... Our hokage had problems..." Izumo said bluntly.
"Eek! Pervert!"
All the boys entering the bathhouse tensed as they heard a woman cry out. Thankfully it wasn't then she was talking about. However, that fact wasn't much comfort to them regarding their current situation.
"Are you guys coming or aren't you?" Ino asked skeptically as she stood outside the undressing room where everyone had entered except her Kiba and Naruto.
"Err- yeah. We were getting to that," the Inuzuka 'girl' replied. She then looked at the blond in the orange kimono next to her. "We uh, just stopped cause Na- Na.. Natsuko! ((he glared at Naruto to play along)) Um- hurt his- I mean her-ankle!"
"What? No I didn't- Ow! ((Kiba kicked him in the ankle))
"Grrr.. yeah.." the blond girl growled on the floor. Her teeth were clenched together as she clutched her aching shin. "I hurt my ankle,"
"Oh, well... Hurry then," Ino said smiling and entering the room.
"What the heck, Kiba?" Naruto yelled when Ino was gone.
"Oi, Naruto, you had a better excuse?" the girl with long brown hair in a ponytail snapped back defiantly.
"Hurry up, you two," came the angry voice of a certain Hyuuga genius. Kiba and Naruto looked at the Neji as he walked out in his girl form with only a towel around him. Naruto and Kiba's jaws dropped and they... burst out laughing.
"Whoa, dude, you pervert!" Kiba exclaimed snickering. Neji scowled and opened his mouth to say otherwise but Naruto butt in.
"Nice choices on body features, and I thought my sexy justsu was hot!"
"Really? I actually think his breasts are a little on the small side," Kiba smirked, checking Neji out.
"Maybe he likes girls with smaller ones," 'Natsuko' grinned, wiggling her blonde eyebrows.
"Both of you are idiots," Neji growled. "You know I just don't want to get caught. I'm not doing this for personal pleasure!"
"Whatever man," Kiba smirked. "But we both know you were checking yourself out as you took off your clothes,"
The Hyuuga barely stopped himself from Jyuuken-ing them through the wall. Of course he hadn't looked, but just thinking about it made him uncomfortable. Neji now wished more than ever that fate hadn't led him into such a situation. Never had he thought that he'd ever be disguised as a pale, pretty girl with long black hair. Naked except for a towel..
"I did not look," he said death-seriously, glaring his Hyuuga glare. "Got that?" The Inuzuka and Uzumaki tensed and nodded quickly.
"What's going on?" a girl with long brown hair in a towel decorated with Chinese designs stepped out into the hallway. Naruto and Kiba's jaws dropped again and Neji felt the unusual urge to kick them for it. He also felt a new type of heat in his face... and other places too.
"N-Nothing, Tenten," the Hyuuga replied, regaining his composure.
"Well, then let's get to the hot spring then," the brown-eyed girl said frowning. These new girls sure were strange. She grabbed Neji's hand and began to walk towards the door at the end of the hall. When she was half way there she stopped and turned back to look at the two boys left behind who apparently were trying to stop themselves from bursting out laughing. "Aren't you two coming?"
"We-We'll catch up," Kiba said back, his hands over his mouth as he suppressed his snickering. Natsuko looked like she was about to die from holding in her laughter.
"Uh...Shizune?"
"Hai?"
"What's with your pig?"
"Hm? Oh...I don't know..."
Zaku/Tonton was struggling for freedom in the arms of the medic woman. "He usually doesn't act like this..Oh, no! Do you think he's sick?"
"Calm down," Genma said to the worried girl. "He's probably just excited it's Valentine's Day or something,"
Shizune's worried frown told him she was unconvinced.
"Gr...Uh..oink! oink!" Zaku broke free from the medic woman's grasp and ran. Ran for his life as fast as his little pink legs could carry him.
"Tonton!" Shizune called after him. Genma tried to calm her down but the dark-haired woman looked like she was about to cry.
"It's alright, Shizune. He probably needed to use the... pig bathroom.. or something," he soothed awkwardly. Shizune sniffed.
"But..Tonton's never oinked before...what if something's wrong with him?"
Genma sighed. "I'm sure it'll be fine..er.."
The brown-haired man gave his 'friend' an awkward hug. Just as Ibiki was walking by with a bouquet of flowers. Ibiki blinked as he walked by and stared ((remember readers, staring is rude and I do not encourage it...ok, maybe a little)).
'When did this couple happen?' Ibiki thought.
'Whoa, Ibiki carrying flowers... Darn it! I knew I shouldn't have had that beer before I went out! Now I'm hallucinating!' Genma thought. 'Crap, and I forgot. I was supposed to sub for Iruka tonight...Ah well, I'm sure another sub took over.'
"Uh, soooo...young child-like people…" the spider-nin said awkwardly as thirty smiley faced students stared back at him from their desks. "I'm not really your-
"What are you going to teach us, sensei?" Moegi asked smiling with enthusiastic curiosity.
Kidoumaru frowned. "I'm not teaching you kids anything-
"But Iruka-sensei said you would!" Konohamaru protested angrily standing up at his seat. "He said we'd have an ultra super-fun evening class but he couldn't come so he said he'd get a substitute!"
"But I'm not a sensei," Kidoumaru groaned. He had never really been fond of kids. Although he had always been the most lenient with them cause he could relate to their desire to play. Jiroubou thought they were trash that parents wasted food on, and Tayuya thought they were whining, worthless brats... Sakon and Ukon liked making them cry though. "I can't teach you anything,"
"Teach us! Teach us! Teach us!" the children chanted, pounding their little fists on their desks.
"Ok, ok!" Kidoumaru raised his hands hastily. He had no idea what to do. The spider-nin then noticed a little pale girl with long dark hair raising her hand.
"Uh yeah. Little pupiless brunette up front," Kidoumaru said pointing at said person who glared back at him before speaking.
"Why don't we go on a field trip?" Hanabi Hyuuga asked.
"Yeah, a field trip!" her classmates echoed excitedly.
"Well... ok..." Kidoumaru replied rubbing the back of his head uncertainly. "Just a quick one and- Hey!"
All the academy students were running out of the classroom excitedly.
"Wait up!" the dark-skinned boy called, running after them.
"Let's go!" the brown haired girl growled as she pulled on the black-haired girl's arm. Tenten was dragging a struggling white-eyed 'girl' down a hallway.
"I forgot something," Neji said through clenched teeth as he tried to get away and keep his towel on at the same time.
"What?" Tenten snapped back impatiently still trying to drag the stronger girl/boy.
"I forgot-
Aih!" Neji pulled back to hard and Tenten had been forced to release him and causing her to fall on the floor. The fourteen year-old Chinese girl sat up flinching slightly and looked back up at Neji with a glare. "What was that for? And what's with that look on your face?"
Neji had completely froze and his mouth was slightly open in shock. Tenten had sat up on the floor but when she had her pink towel had slid down at her chest, revealing a rather..awkward sight for Neji. Looking away as fast as ninjaly possible, the Hyuuga tried to hold back his upcoming nosebleed.
"What?" Tenten demanded irritably.
"Your..hn..towel," Neji replied quietly and looking the other way.
"Hm?...Oh! Oh, thanks," said the brown-eyed girl re-adjusting her towel and raising a hand towards Neji.
The Hyuuga blinked and raised an eyebrow.
"Well aren't you going to hep me up?" Tenten asked frowning. Seriously, what was with this pale-eyed chick? "You're the one who knocked me down,"
"I'll do it!" yelled a voice very similar to a voice both Neji and Tenten knew. A girl with long black hair in two ponytails and big, bushy eyebrows appeared in a poof of smoke. She stood with a wide grin in a green towel and grabbed Tenten's arm.
"Thanks," Tenten said smiling as she got to her feet. "Hey, you remind me of one of my teammates,"
"One of your good looking, spirited, and youthful teammates?" Lee asked eagerly.
"Um..Well, he's spirited for sure..." Tenten replied smiling awkwardly. "Well, let's get to the hot spring,"
Both boys/girls froze.
"Not this again," the brown-haired girl snapped irritatedly. She grabbed Lee and Neji's right arms and began dragging them. "Let's go,"
The only thing that was on her mind was dragging the two shy girls to the hot springs. They were all girls so there was no reason to be shy, right? Also at the back of her mind Tenten worried if she'd left one of her scrolls on the locker room floor. She hoped not, someone might trip...
"What's your names again?" she asked as she dragged the two by their hands.
"Uhhh," the two looked at each other.
"Well, I'm Li!" Lee said, an ingenious idea forming in his youthful now-female head. "Spelled L, I. I'm Chinese,"
"Oh! Me too!" Tenten said smiling. "Well, half at least."
"No way!" 'Li' gushed and hugged Tenten who hugged her back somewhat awkwardly. Neji the girl looked irritated. That Lee/Li...
"My name is Hyuuga Neki," he stated. He wasn't exactly the most creative guy in his clan.
"Any direct relation to Hyuuga Neji?" Tenten asked, resuming her dragging of the two imposters. 'Neki' didn't even hesitate in response. Afterall, he was a genius.
"No. Never even heard of him."
"What?" Tenten gasped and turned on the spot. "How's that even possible?"
"Like totally," Li added in a 'totally' sickening voice of a valley girl. "Like Neji's totally the hottest guy around,"
'Neki' glared daggers at his disturbing teammate before turning to his much-preferred female one.
"You like him?" Tenten asked, smirking knew many girls who were interested in her attractive teammate. She tried to not let it bother her.
"Of course!" Li answered, really getting into her role. "But sadly i heard he only likes blondes,"
"He likes brunettes!" Neji/Neki blurted out.
Tenten blinked at him/her.
"Sorry. I don't get out much. But uh, what do you think of him? This.. Neji guy?"
Tenten looked away shrugging. "I'll tell you in the water,"
"Gai? What are you two doing here?" the illusion-mistress asked with a blank face.
"Asuma's come to confess his undying love for you!" Gai announced loudly.
"Uh-huh..." Kakashi said slowly, his visible eye glancing around. "And where is Asuma?"
"Hm? Well right here of course-ack!" Gai gaped at the empty spot next to him. Then he noticed a piece of paper taped on his it, he read it out-loud.
"Mite Gai,
Sorry, you're on your own. As my student Nara Shikamaru would put it, this is too troublesome... Also, I promised to take Chouji out for Korean barbecue...
Good Luck,
Sarutobi Asuma"
"You were saying, Gai?" said the silver-haired man loftily.
"Well..I...I challenge you to a DDR competition for Yuuhi Kurenai. Unless you're chicken!"
"Oooh..." said a couple of people in the restaurant. "You just got called out..."
Kurenai face paled. Worst. Date. Ever.
"All ready!" Ino announced putting her hands on her hips. The blond girl had taken off her clothes and now stood with a purple towel wrapped around herself. "Temari, aren't you done yet?"
"It's not easy taking my hair down and brushing it straight!" the sand kunoichi snapped back. She had already taken off her clothes and put on a white towel but her hair took a bit more time. Finally getting her silky blond hair brushed down, the wind mistress suddenly remembered something as she felt a sharp pain. Temari's face suddenly turned pink slightly and she looked at the floor with an embarrassed.
"H-Hey," she said to a girl with sharp dusky-brown hair lying boredly on a bench. The girl in the brown towel raised her dull-looking eyes and raised a dark-colored eyebrow. She/he had just been thinking of a plan to get out of this mess.
"What?" Shikamaru asked exasperatedly. He also tried not to look at the blonde's chest area. This place was distracting enough without breasts in his face to worry about.
"Do you have a pain killer?" Temari whispered not making eye contact. Shikamaru blinked.
"Uh..no," he said slowly. "What for?"
"Nevermind," Temari said quickly and walked over to ask Sakura.
"Poor Temari," Ino sighed with a pitiful smile. Shikamaru looked at her. "Mine ended yesterday but she's still in the middle of her's."
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow as if to say 'What the hell are you talking about woman,'
Ino seemed to not notice and she stepped passed him as he got up from the bench. Tripping on Temari's fan- which lay forgotten on the floor- the Yamanaka yelped. Instinctively- cause being on her team meant catching falling Ino a lot you know- Shikamaru caught Ino swiftly. The Nara boy/girl flinched at their closeness. It wasn't that they had never been in close contact before, but most of the time Ino had been away from her body and never had either been in nothing but towels. He tried really hard not to let himself blush in his girl form.
Ino didn't seem to notice or care.
"Thanks, that was close," she said standing properly. "Nice catch, you remind me of Shikamaru. Except he probably would have been to lazy to catch me that time."
"Yeah, he'd probably think it would be too troublesome," Temari joked walking back to them.
"Yeah, that lazy boy," Ino said sighing and shaking her head.
"Typical man," Temari added in laughing. The two blonds were really starting to tick Shikamaru off. But he decided it would just be troublesome to argue; anyways, Ino kept talking.
"But I know Sasuke-kun would have caught me for sure," she sighed dreamily. The shadow boy/girl rolled his eyes. That Sasuke. Both him and the Uchiha knew Ino's statement was far from true.
"Hey, don't be so sure," a new voice said. Ino pouted and turned on the raven-haired girl who had spoken.
"Sasuke isn't that great. You should give up on him. I heard he wasn't interested in anything besides his ambitions anyways," said the onyx-eyed girl in a dark blue towel. Her long raven-colored hair flowed down to mid-back.
"What?" Ino yelled. "Sasuke's the greatest and he'll be mine! Plus he also would have caught me when I tripped,"
The disguised Uchiha sighed and shook his head. Women...
"Oh yeah, sorry about leaving this on the floor, Ino," said Temari smiling apologetically. She bent over to picked up her fan, slightly revealing the top of her chest. A certain Nara boy who was standing right in front of her flinched and looked away with his face slightly red. Sasuke turned away shaking his head again.
"Feh, and I thought Shikamaru thought girls were troublesome," he mumbled quietly to Shino- currently in teal towel and adjusting sun glasses- with a smirk.
"Although girls and romantic relationships are rather pointless unless needed to carry on genes, some men may undertake feelings for them causing them to blush during...certain situations," came the knowledgeable reply. Sasuke sweat-dropped.
"Ok.. Well, I have my ambitions to think about. Not any annoying girl,"
Shino nodded. "And we also have our more important shinobi lives to think about,"
"Agreed," said Sasuke seriously. "I'd never go blushing like that. I'll leave it to idiots like Naruto."
"Hey, um, Sasuki, was it?" came a familiar voice from behind the Uchiha.
"What?" came the emotionless reply as he turned around to face Sakura in her short red towel. The Uchiha WAS NOT fazed by this...Well, maybe just the tiniest bit.
"Are you two ready?" asked the pink-haired girl. "Let's go ahead,"
Sasuke shrugged and Sakura turned around. The jade-eyed girl let out a yelp as she tripped on a scroll. Sakura managed to regain her footing before she fell but her towel slipped and slid down to her ankles. Shino looked away immediately but the Uchiha's mouth opened slightly and he felt an upcoming nosebleed. He thought those were just anime reactions but he was now a believer.
"Whoops," Sakura said sheepishly and picked up her towel. "Good thing it's just us girls here, huh? Let's go,"
She grabbed the arm of the red-faced Sasuke and dragged him out. Shino sighed and shook his head.
"We've lost him..." he stated tonelessly, and fallowed after them. Was he the only sane one left? No, Neji surely still had his composure intact.
"Hey, Kin!" an irritatingly familiar voice exclaimed.
"Huh? Zaku?" the bell-girl said surprised. Kin was relaxing in a hot spring. She had been the first one ready and now she sat collar-bone deep. She squinted slightly to properly view the black-haired boy climbing over a wooden fence. Zaku landed on his feet a bit shakily and eyed his teammate, apparently he had forgotten about their little situation at the hospital. Sigh, typical boy, she thought to herself somewhat disappointed.
"Sweet, a hot spring," the air-tunnel boy exclaimed with an approving smirk.
"Wait!" Kin cried her face tinging with pink as Zaku readied to jump in.
"What?" Zaku asked impatiently.
"I'm...not wearing anything..." came the quiet, awkward reply. Kin was looking away face now flushed. Zaku'a mouth dropped.
"So," he said with an impossible to read tone and a blank face. "You mean to tell me. That under that water, you are completely naked."
Still not making eye-contact, Kin nodded.
"Freakin awesome!" yelled Zaku. Kin gave a shriek and moved out of the way as her teammate jumped in.
"No way," the wide-eyed sound-nin said bluntly as he looked at the gate. "No way in hell,"
"Come on!" Konohamaru complained angrily. "You said you'd take us on a field trip and we want to go in here!"
"Are you insane?" the sound nin said exasperatedly. "This is a dangerous place. See, look at this sign. I can go in myself but you twerps are so done for if you go. It's like a game you can't win. So, just go back home and-
"Hey, sensei," Hanabi said frowning.
"Hm?" Kidoumaru looked down at her skeptical face.
"Everyone went in already," the young Hyuuga replied nodding her head to the open gate. All the other children were already gone.
"Konohamaru led them in,"
"Damn it, they'll be killed- wait. What the heck. This isn't my problem. Seya, kid-
"Hold it. You're responsible for us," Hanabi said seriously as she grabbed one of the dark-skinned boy's arms. "If my classmates die, you'll be in trouble from the whole village,"
Kidoumaru scowled then sighed.
"Outsmarted by a six year old-
"I'm eight,"
"Whatever,"
"...So, are you planning on-
"Yeah, yeah. Let's just get this over with,"
Kidoumaru, accompanied by Hyuuga Hanabi, ran into the Forest of Death.