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Chapter 2: Orange Funny Face
Naruto sat down against the wall and cried. He had lost his Daddy's and Uncle Itachi in a game of hide and seek, and now he got lost himself in this big base without knowing, where to go next! He sniffed and looked around at the empty hallway, deciding to get up and walk to the left he turned a corner and suddenly bumped into something hard. Naruto fell back on his bum and started to cry again, so now he was lost AND running into things that made his bum hurt!
Naruto wiped his eyes and saw something through his blury vison. "Daddy? Is that sniff you?" He asked. He felt himself getting picked up and saw a orange round thing in front of his face.
"I wonder who this belongs to?" The orange round thing stated. Naruto giggled and wiped the last of his tears away.
There holding him was a man... well, he guessed it was a man, even though he was wearing a funny orange mask. "Silly orange man." Naruto laughed. If this man had showing eyebrows they would be rased now.
"Silly? Me? I don't think so... okay nutty, yes, but silly?" The orange masked man shook his head.
Tobi pulled the blonde closer to him as he walked the many halls of the base. "Now, who are you looking for?" He asked. This little boy belonged to someone here and he was intent on returning him... he was a good boy, after all. Naruto looked around, trying to spot Itachi, and his two Daddy's. The orange funny man was nice but he really wanted to win the game of hide and seek be himself!
"Do even know their names other than the fact that two of them are your 'Father's'?" Tobi asked, trying to gain some more info.
"Uncle Itachi!" Naruto cried happly as he remembered a name.
"Itachiyou say?" Tobi asked, not really believing what he was hearing.
"Ya! Uncle Itachi, Daddy Sasori and Daddy Deidara are playing hide and seek with me!" Tobi laughed at the boys innocence.
"Well, I'm guessing that you may need some help in finding them right?"
"Ya!" Naruto shouted at his new friend.
Tobi placed Naruto down when he started to squirm around too much. Naruto grabbed Tobi's hand and pulled him along the hallway. "You are my new friend, Orange funny face!" Naruto sang happily. Tobi smiled, This is a lot more fun than it looks!' Tobi thought as was was pulled along by the five year old. 'I like having friends, Tobi's a good boy... and so is this boy... we were meant to be friends!' Tobi almost jumped in glee since none of the other members really liked him; he never had a real friend... okay so his first friend here is a 5 year old... so what!
Naruto stopped as he saw something flash by in front of him. "Orange Funny Face!" He cried and ran around behind the man. "T-there's something over there!" He pointed a finger at to the end of the hall. Tobi stepped forward intending on protecting his new friend.
"Tobi, what are you doing with Haru?" Itachi said as he stepped out of the shadows. Tobi gulped, Itachi was the one he was not looking forward in meeting in this 'game'.
"Itachi-sama, I-I was just playing with my new friend... Haru, did you say?" He turned and took a quick look at the boy behind him. Naruto looked up at the new comer and saw it was Itachi and ran towards him.
"Itachi-chan!!!" He cried and hugged the mans leg. Itachi patted his blonde hair then looked back up at Tobi who was looking at his Naruto... I mean... Naruto with disappointment.
"I guess you found me, Haru." Itachi said and squatted down to Naruto's level. "Now lets go and find your Daddy's." He looked at Tobi, as he stood back up. "Your services are not needed anymore. Leave."
Tobi looked sad but nodded and was about to turn away when his leg was glomped by the blonde. "I luv you Tobi-chan!" Naruto shouted. Tobi smiled and said 'goodbye' and left as Naruto waved.
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Later that evening Sasori was sitting in his room working on his new puppet like always... how boring... anyways... Deidara suddenly peeked his head in the room. "Sasori?" Sasori looked up with a bored expression.
"Yes?"
"C-could you take Kai for a bit while I go to a meeting with the leader?"
"Kai?"
"Yes, you remember, my son?"
"But why Kai?" Deidara ignored his partner and pushed Naruto into the room and shut the door. Sasori ran to the door and banged it open. "I NEVER AGREED TO THIS... DEIDARA!!!" He shouted but since his partner was already gone he sighed and shut the door quietly. Naruto stood in the middle of the room quite scared at the moment.
Sasori looked like he had a dark cloud around his head as he slowly turned around to face the scared little boy. "D-Daddy?" Naruto stuttered.
"I'm not your daddy." Sasori grumbled out, as he walked past Naruto and sat back at his desk to finish his work. Naruto gulped but carried on,
"What are you doing?" He asked carefully. The dark cloud man slouched over his puppet turned in his chair to meet Naruto's scared little face.
"Do you like puppets?" He asked suddenly cheerfuly. Naruto made a face.
"They sometimes scare me but I like the funny ones!" He replied. Sasori's face darkened again into a bored look.
"Those 'funny puppets'" He said in a mocking voice. "Are stupid and should not be considered puppets at all... puppeteering is an art... you can't just take a sock and draw a face on it and call it a puppet! No-"
Naruto spaced as Sasori ranted about the true meaning of puppets. He looked around the dark room only to see bodies littering the walls as they were hung up like pieces of meat. Naruto shivered which Sasori caught.
"Are you scared of my puppets?" He asked evilly.
Naruto nodded hesistantly. Which made Sasori lean back in his chair with a satified look.
He crossed his arms. "Well, you should be, those puppets were once human and now they kill when I control them... maybe I should turn you into a puppet." He smirked.
Naruto screamed and ran to the other side of the room and huddled in the corner. Sasori started to laugh. "Crap, kid I was only joking, first of all.. you would be no use to me and second I'd rather not be blown up because of an angry father!" He laughed again and Naruto giggled... a little.
Sasori sighed, when he realized that Kai would not be coming out of the corner but he had to get him out or Deidara would have his head if he found out that he traumatized the kid.
"You're going to be the death of me someday, kiddo." He said as he stood up and walked over to the hunched figure in the corner. Sasori bent down and tried to grab Naruto but the boy shriunk away.
"No!" Naruto shouted. Sasori sighed again.
"Come on kid, I said that I was only joking... please do this for your Daddy, or your other Daddy will kill this Daddy!"
Naruto looked into the deep brown eyes and saw that Sasori was telling the truth, and no harm would come to him while he was here. Naruto lifted his arms and let Sasori pick him up. "Okay, so you think my puppet are scary? Wel,l why don't I show you some of the... nonhuman ones, okay?" He ruffled Naruto hair, which made the boy giggle. Sasori walked over to his desk and sat down with Naruto on his lap. He looked around the room and started to point out the different puppets and told Naruto stories about each.
"And see that-" He looked down and saw that Naruto had fallen asleep. "I wish I could do that." Sasori stated and ran a hand through the blondes hair. "Why is it that you look like an angel when you're asleep, but when you wake you look like a devil?" Sasori felt something rip through his heart... it felt good... almost familiar ...was it love?
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I need a beta! I fast one that can edit my chapters when I send them over! I have the next chapter but I need someone to edit it!
Okay a bunch of people have asked if I could make it an Itachi/Naruto or Sasori/Deidara, do you guys really want that? Cause I can make it that or we can just keep it fluff. Another thing, I know that in the summary I said that the whole Akauski group would be in this, I would really want to do that but I don't really know how to write the personalities of the others. If anyone can help that would be great or if you want we can just keep it the way it is with these characters. Please tell me what you think!
One more thing, can you guys tell me some Japanese names that Naruto can have in the future chapters? Just short ones.
Thanks!