Beta: HeadPhone Angel
Warning: Possible Yaoi, fluff, killing… I can't spell the groups name: (
And thank you for all the great reviews, you guys keep me going, now I've written up to chapter 9! WOW, most work I've EVER done! (hehe)
Chapter 4: Bath Time
The next day as the sun rose over the hills, the birds sang and the deer walked out of the woods to venture into a beautiful day... that is if that was actually happening right now. No, at the moment it was raining, no birds are singing, and there are definitely no deer wondering about. The only creature that really seemed to be enjoying a day like this being the little blond boy jumping up and down as he splashed around in the puddles.
Though if you look to your left you will see a drowned rat... no wait, that's Sasori standing in the rain looking miserable as he watched the brat he had been forced into baby-sitting as he played like a fool in this muddy, stupid, wet, dirty... water! Sasori sighed... he had been doing that a lot since his son came. He looked up from his hood and watched his son play.
It was like one of these days where the parents wish for a child that did not like to get dirty or liked to play out in the rain. No, days like these the parents wish that they never even had a child.
"Kit!" Sasori shouted as more splashes were heard through the pouring rain. "Come on, its getting cold and I'll be damned if I have to take care of a sick child for the rest of the week!"
Naruto stopped and ran up to his tousan. "Tousan, Tousan, Tousan!" Naruto jumped and held onto Sasori's hand. "You look all wet!" Sasori raised an eyebrow.
"And so do you, do you know why we look like this?" Naruto's smile turned into a thoughtful look.
"Because... it's raining!?"
"Yes, so that is why we are going now, come on." With that he teleported out of the woods and to the base, never once noticing that they were being watched… and never once realizing that their enemy had just found half of the Akasuki's weakness.
"What are we doing now, tousan!?" Naruto shouted as he ran down the halls with Sasori walking behind.
"You are going to have a bath and then go to bed. Then I have a meeting and then I go to bed." Naruto stopped at the washroom door and turned to Sasori.
"Bubbles?" He asked. Sasori rolled his eyes.
"Yes, you can have as many bubbles as you like."
"YAY!!!" Naruto shouted and ran into the washroom.
Sasori stopped at the door.
'Oh no,' he thought, 'does this mean I have to wash him? Deidara left for a mission after that meeting... great, wonderful, now I'm going to feel like a pedophile, lovely.'
Sasori walked in and turned on the tap to get the warm water running. Naruto stood in the middle of the room. Sasori turned around. "Well, what are you waiting for? Strip and get in." Naruto blushed.
"I-I can't."
"What do you mean you can't?"
"I can't while your looking!" Naruto's face was red now, he blew a raspberry and Sasori turned back around.
After a few minutes of shuffling Sasori heard a slash and turned to see Naruto in the tub all covered in bubbles.
"Yay Bubbles!" Naruto cried.
Sasori sat on the edge of the tub and motioned Naruto to come over. Naruto slid over and Sasori grabbed the hair soup from the side of the tub and pored some into his hand. Naruto tipped his head back and Sasori washed his hair.
With out warning Sasori duncked Naruto's head underwater. Naruto shot back out again and gasped. "Tousan!" Naruto cried as soap ran in his eyes and into his mouth.
Naruto started to cry and Sasori freaked out. "Oh my god, I'm so sorry baby!" Sasori whispered as he wiped the water away from his sons face. "I'm so sorry, don't worry, everything will be all right, its only a bit of soap, it's never killed anyone... I think."
Naruto stopped crying and looked up at his tosan. With one grab at his tousan's shirt Sasori went head first into the tub with his son.
Naruto laughed as Sasori came up for air. "What the hell was that for, brat!" He shouted as he rubbed soap and bubbles out of his eyes.
Naruto laughed again and splashed around making motter sounds. Sasori climbed out of the tub and reached for a towel only to slip and fall down onto the floor. Just then the door opened and Itachi walked in. With one look at the drenched Sasori laying on the floor with towels falling around him, a Naruto singing happly in the bath he almost burst out laughing.
He grabbed the door and closed it. All went quiet for a second till Sasori and Naruto heard laughing from out side the door as Itachi leaned against it to support himself. Sasori got up and held on the sink for support and grabbed a towel.
He walked out of the room and shut the door. Naruto sat there a listened only a second later a slap! was heard and Itachi yelped. Sasori then walked back in with the towel on his shoulder and went over to take Naruto out of the tub.
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Sasori walked down the hall to his room with a now dry Naruto. He had to leave him because of that stupid meeting he had to go to and he was already late. He placed Naruto on his bed and covered him in blankets. "Kit, I have to go out for a meeting, but don't worry nothing will hurt you and I will be back in no time." He said when he saw Naruto's face showing a scared look.
"You promise?" He asked and pulled the blankets closer.
"Yes, I do, nothing will get you, I scared all the monsters away a long time ago." He leaned down and kissed the top of the messy blondes hair. "I love you and I will protect you with my life, Kit."
Naruto smiled into the blanket and closed his eyes. Sasori turned and walked out the door not before locking it from the outside.
-X-
Naruto was a brave boy, nothing really scared him... not at all... really. But when you leave a 5 year old in a room full of bodies hanging on the walls... well I don't think that's a very good idea now is it.
Especially if some of those bodies weren't even dead... yet.
7 bodies opened their eyes when they heard the door close. They weren't really dead and Sasori didn't even catch them so they weren't part of his collection at all. They were ninja's sent here by the Stone village to find out the weakness of the Akauski group before any more of their village was murdered.
Now they were here and they were intending on bring half of the group to their knees once they took their 'treasure' away.
The group looked down at the sleeping little boy. Finally, they had been waiting for over an hour up on the wall. They were a bit surprised that Sasori didn't notice them or sense them, maybe he was preoccupied.
One after the other they unhooked themselves and carefully climbed down the wall. The smell was horrible in here, like a cross between dead people and metal. The room was now dark and they creped up to Naruto as the boy turned on his side.
The leader leaned down and pulled back the blanket only to find a stump!
Everyone got into defense positions and they looked around the room but couldn't see anyone or anything. Suddenly someone screamed as one of the bodies came down and sliced through their own body and fell to the ground dead.
Everyone was now freaking out, they were stuck and in the monster's element with no way of getting out besides the front door. Another ninja fell to the ground dead.
They heard laughter coming from one side of the room. A dark figure stood there with a sleeping boy in his arms. "You think you can take my baby away that easily? I could sense your chakra all the way from the washroom."
Everyone turned to the figure and took some steps back to get away. Okay so NOW they were scared. One member came up a kneeled before Sasori.
"Please have mercy on me! I never really wanted to do this!" Sasori started to laugh again and looked evilly over at the kneeling figure.
"Mercy?" He asked stepping closer to the ninja. "Would you have shown mercy to MY Kit if you took him away, would you have not killed him once you won the fight? No, I don't think so... so don't tell me... why should I show you mercy if you DON'T EVEN DESERVE IT!" He shouted, stabbing the man through the neck.
Someone threw three kuni at the two only to have them blocked by another puppet. "You guys should've picked a better spot to fight me, here I have all my weapons." With that he threw out both hands and curled them into fists, the puppets on the walls all tumbling down to slaughtered them all in one fell swoop.
Sasori looked down at Naruto who was now resting in his arms again. "Jeez kid, you can sleep through anything." He looked around his room and at his and Naruto's cloths.
"Great, time for another bath and then I have to clean my room." He walked across the now bloody floor and opened the door. "Hm." He said, as it swung open. "I guess I didn't lock it after all."
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Ha! There's your chapter! And I got a fight scene!
Okay now a lot of people have told me that they want yaoi but some say that they want to keep It the way It Is. So I've decided that I'm going to write these future chapters till he gets older and give only hints of Itachi/Naruto and Sasori/Deidara, okay? Just so that I can keep everyone happy.