I couldn't get a hold of my beta, it's the summer and maybe she went somewhere and forgot to tell, sorry for the lateness, once she gets back I'll post the edited copies of all the chapter from now to… when ever she gets back.
Thank you to all who reviewed! You guys are sooo nice!
Chapter 9: Kissing SpreeNaruto plopped down beside Itachi while he was sitting on one of the tall hills near the base. Sometimes the members would be aloud out and about without a mission, just not to go kill random people. Itachi was watching the sunset at the moment where Naruto saw him.
"Hello Kiko-kun." Itachi said and rapped an arm around the small boy and held him close, it was starting to get dark and he knew how Naruto felt about the darkness so he wanted to show that he was being protected. Naruto smiled and looked up at Itachi.
"I was watching this funny show with Deidara-tousan today... " Naruto squirmed in his place. "Well tousan was not there but he was there a minute-"
"What did you see?" Itachi asked curiously.
"Well... I saw a man a woman and they were... umm..." He leaned over to Itachi's ear and whispered. Itachi waited for the worst to come, at his age he should not be thinking about the bird OR the bees. Itachi closed his eyes. "They were touching each others faces with their lips!"
Itachi held back a laugh, thank god that was only what the boy saw. Naruto went back down to his spot. "What were they doing, for real?" Itachi sighed.
"Well, they were kissing."
"Kiss-ing." Naruto said as if tasting the word. "Why?"
"Because they liked each other."
"Why?"
"... Because they wanted to."
"Why?"
"Because they felt like that was the best way to... express that feeling."
"Wh-." Itachi covered Naruto's mouth with his hand.
"Lets not play the 'why' game tonight, please." Naruto nodded and Itachi let go. Naruto leaned over a placed his head on Itachi's arm.
"So, they liked each other?"
"Yes."
"So if I like someone I should 'kiss' them?"
"Maybe, if you feel a great love for that person, then yes." Naruto smiled and looked up at Itachi. Itachi looked down through the corner of his eye and raised an eyebrow. "What?" Naruto jumped up and grabbed Itachi's hair so that they were face to face and quickly kissed him on the lips with a BIG 'smacking' sound.
Itachi's eyes went wide and he coughed. Naruto looked happy. "I love you, Itachi-chan!" He giggled and ran off down the hill to the base. Itachi touched his lips and smirked. That felt kind of… nice? But now they were in for it, a hyper Naruto-kun on a kissing spree.
Part 2
Sasori sat back in the kitchen as he set down a glass of sake. He really liked the days off, no hunting for nins, no chasing his partner around, no having to baby sit... speaking of which, where is the little devil? He looked at the clock with read 7:15 pm. "Okay now I'm on a hunt for a brat on my day off, great." Sasori walked out of the kitchen and walked to Deidara's room. The light was off and he peeked in side to find Deidara asleep on his bed. Sasori smile and shut the door.
"Okay, not there." He walked to the TV room and looked inside. The TV was on but no Kiko.
Sasori was about to walk away when he saw what as on the station. It was one of those stupid make out shows that pervs liked to watch. "Better turn that off before the brat sees." With that he walked to his room, but no Kiko.
After searching the whole base he was starting to look flustered and annoyed. "Okay, one last room and if that BRAT isn't there I'm going to bed!"
He turned a corner and with a "Omph!" He fell back and was trampled on by a hyper blond... no not his partner, the other hyper blond, Kiko... or whatever his name was. "Getm'-off!" He shouted into the kid's shirt. Naruto looked down at the familiar face a grinned.
"I love you!"
"Wha-" Naruto jumped on him and by grabbing the sides of his hair he was pulled up to be kissed by Naruto with a BIG 'smacking' sound. Naruto giggled and ran off in the other direction. Sasori lay there for a moment to register what just happened.
"Okaaayyy..." He sat up and rubbed the sides of his hair. "Jeez, that kid pulls hard!" He got up and noticed Kiko was gone!
"SHIT!" He jumped and ran down the way Naruto ran.
Part 3
Tobi was sitting by a windowsill looking out into the setting sun when he heard a shout and laughter coming his way. Before he could get out of the way he was jumped on by a little blonde who had a huge grin on his face.
Tobi realized it was his friend and held him close. Naruto looked up to see Funny Orange Face and frowned, where was he going to kiss him? It didn't look like he had a mouth but as Naruto looked closely he noticed a small hole near the top of his mask.
Naruto grinned and jumped up to kiss the spot. Tobi shouted as Naruto gave he a big wet kiss on his eye! With that done Naruto jumped out of Tobi's arms and raced down the hall. Tobi stood up, rubbing his eye. Only a second later Sasori came running around the same corner only to knock Tobi over as the man shouted something about 'Teaching brats about kissing.' Tobi stumbled around only to hit the window and fall out. With a big splat Tobi was on the ground, luckly it was only one story high!
"I'm okay!" Tobi shouted. Even though no one was there.
Part 4
Deidara rolled over in his sleep and sighed. That was the best sleep he had had in a LONG time. No kids to hug, no Sasori to bug him about having naps, no light shining in his eyes from Kiko's night-light, yes this was paradise!
Suddenly the door banged open and an angry Sasori came stomping in with their son in his arms. "WhAt happ-ened!?" Deidara yawned. Sasori's eyes glowed.
"Somebody in this base taught Kiko how to kiss!" Deidara's eyes widened.
"What! Where, who, how, why, when, un!"
"I have no idea, I will kill the person, just only a small kiss, probably something Kiko saw on TV, and most likely an hour ago." Sasori answered in one breath.
"Tousan!" Kiko cried, struggling to get out of Sasori's grip.
"Let him go." Deidara sighed. Sasori let go and Naruto ran over to Deidara's bed and jumped up and beside him. "Kiko?" Naruto, who was swinging his legs back and forth on the bed looked over at his tousan.
"Ya?" He said with a grin.
"Where did you learn to kiss?" Naruto jumped up and sat down in Deidara's lap. Sasori walked over, curiously, to find out also.
"Oh, oh, well when you went to have your nappy, I found something really funny on TV!" Sasori eyes widened at the flash back of that show in the television.
"Really? What was it about?" Deidara asked. Naruto giggled.
"There were men and women kissing!" He squealed. Deidara choked and Sasori's red went red from trying to hold in his laughter. "Ya, so I didn't at first really know what 'kissing' was so so I went to ask someone and found Itachi-chan!"
"ITACHI!" The two men shouted angrily. Naruto shrunk down in his place at their shouting.
"You don't like Itachi-chan?" He pouted. Sasori and Deidara looked down at their son and felt guilt run through them.
"No, we like him, just not what he taught you." Deidara explained. Naruto looked up at his Tousan with a frown.
"B-But I like kissing!" Deidara's mask cracked.
"OH MY POOR BABY, YOU LIVE IN A DIFFICULT WORLD FULL OF BAD BAD PEOPLE, I SHAL PROTECT YOU FROM THOSE AND NEVER LET YOU KISS ANYONE OTHER THAN US AGAIN!" He shouted and squeezed his son tightly. Sasori jumped over and grabbed at his partner to let go and poor Naruto was stuck in the roll of a teddy bear till Deidara was done.
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I'd have to say that this chapter was probably the cutest one I've written, later tonight I'll update again to make up for the lateness!
One more thing: People are still kind of worried about the age diff of Itachi and Naruto so I decided that when Naruto is 12 (I did say I was going to do a time skip) Itachi will be 20… I don't care about the ages really but are long as it makes you guys happy I'm happy: D