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Chapter 10: Kidnapped!Deidara walked down the path leading to a small park him and Sasori found one day after a mission and thought it was the perfect place for his son to play.
Naruto, who was in Deidara's arms rested his head back against the man's chest and looked over at Sasori who was walking beside them,
"We have a surprise for you, Kaname!" Deidara said excitedly. Naruto looked up from his place and grinned at his tou-san.
"Really? Where?"
"Look in front of you." Deidara said pointing in front of them. Naruto's eyes widened at the old park. "WOW!" Naruto whispered in surprise. "You got me a park!" He shouted. Sasori and Deidara looked between each other and decided not to squash his enthusiasm.
"Yes, we- got you a park!" Deidara said nervously and looked around as if there was an owner standing near by.
Deidara let Naruto go and the two went over to a tree and sat down in the shade as their son ran over the park exploring things. "What a great start to a day." Deidara sighed and lay back against the tree. Sasori nodded and closed his eyes while lying in the grass, playing with a flower that caught his attention.
They could hear Naruto's laughter from over where they were laying and smiled. The boy seemed to be having fun. "Hey, who are you?" They heard Naruto shout. Both men shot up in their spots to see a man squatting down on a poll right in front of their son. The man was a ninja... a leaf ninja. He had silver hair spiked up to the side and half of his face and one of his eyes was covered in a mask.
The man looked between the two S-ranked ninja's by the tree who were now slowly getting up, to the small child who had spotted him before. "Better question is are you okay?" He asked. This boy must not realize that there are two Akatsuki members sitting metres away from him, who would leave this boy alone like this?
Naruto looked confused. "I'm okay Mr. But I asked the question first! WHO ARE YOU!?" Naruto shouted the last part. The ninja's showing eye widened.
"I'm Kakashi Hatake, now come over here; it's not safe at this moment." He said motioning at the two Akatsuki members who were now glaring at him.
"Leave him alone, Kakashi Hatake, it's us you want." Sasori growled. Kakashi stood from his poll.
"Yes, but I'm going to take this kid with me also, then I'm going to find his parents." Deidara laughed.
"Well you won't have to look too far because they're right here, un." Kakashi looked around.
"Where?" Deidara sweat dropped.
"HEERRREEE, un!" He said pointing to him and his danna. Kakashi's eye widened again.
"It can't be, you guys are together?" Sasori did an anime fall.
"Baka! Why do you always do this! You make it sound like we are together!" Sasori shouted. Deidara blushed.
"Opps, un." Sasori crossed his arms.
"Ya, ops... anyways." He said and turned back to Kakashi who hadn't moved from his spot thankfully. Naruto still looked between the three adults, unsure what to do. "Tou-san?" He asked in a scared voice.
"Yes anyways." Kakashi said before jumping off the poll and running toward Naruto to pick him up.
"Oh no you don't!" Deidara shouted and ran for his son too. Sasori ran off to the side to come in another way. Bombs went off as Kakashi ran while Deidara through his clay bombs making sure not to hit his son who was now curled in a small ball, shaking in fright. Sasori came from the left of Kakashi.
They started to fight each other. Kakashi got a kick at Sasori's leg but Sasori dragged Kakashi down with him. Meanwhile Deidara picked his son up and grabbed some more clay from his pouch.
"Danna!" Deidara shouted, signaling Sasori to move. Sasori jump and skidded away from Kakashi who did the same only to see a bird of clay coming at him.
Bird suddenly blew up and Deidara laughed as he saw that Kakashi couldn't get out of the way in time.
"Thank God tha-" Suddenly a hand came up out of the ground and pulled Deidara down with it Naruto was thrown to Sasori who luckily caught him. "Just go!" Deidara shouted since now the only thing showing was his head sticking out of the dirt. Sasori nodded and ran past the park only to skid to a stop when he saw Kakashi standing in front of him.
"Why are you so worked up over this kid?" Kakashi asked. Sasori growled.
"Because he is mine too, and we are not letting you take him away!" With that Sasori jumped and used his chakra to pull Deidara out of the ground like a puppet.
"Wait, what are you doing!?" Deidara shouted as he was control like a puppet. "I'm using what I have to win this." Sasori curled his hand up and Deidara shot towards Kakashi with one swift movement.
Kakashi jumped out of the way and threw his hand down and grabbed his arm with the other hand. "You give me no choice!" He shouted. Chakra started to merge in his hand in an electric way making it turn into a ball in his hands.
With that done he ran at Sasori who pushed Naruto away just in time only to get hit with that full force of Kakashi's chakra. Sasori's eyes went wide as it started to chip away at his puppet body.
"Nooo!!!" Deidara shouted as Sasori flew 100 feet away and crashed through two trees in the forest. Naruto screamed and made a run for Deidara but was picked up by Kakashi.
"Come on!" He shouted. Deidara turned to Kakashi with fire in his eyes.
"First you try to take my baby away then you almost kill my partner! You're going to PAY!"
A large bird of clay formed in Deidara's hands. He dropped it on the ground in front of him and made a run at Kakashi right when it dropped.
The forest exploded in a fiery explosion. But right as the bomb went off Deidara made a grab for Naruto to take him away from the bomb but Kakashi and Naruto poofed away, it was only a clone. Deidara's eye went wide. He didn't have time to get away now from his bomb.
The bomb went off causing him to fly past his partner and through many trees. He finally hit solid rock and passed out.
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AWWW!!! Poor guys, I hated to write that but I had to… I bet they could have beaten Kakashi in real life but I had to get Kakashi to take Naruto away! Sorry!
I hope you liked it I got YaoiRocks to edit it for me! (Thank you!)
So Tomorrow the next chapter will come out! I promise!
Cheerios Darlings!
Meanwhile: Deidara runs over to author crying. "Why'd you have to take my baby away? And why the hell did my bomb blow up on me! That never happens, un!" Sterling sighed. "I'm sorry Deidara-chan, but don't worry I make sure you get to see him very very soon!" Deidara looks down at Sterling. "You'd better!" Itachi walks over looking very pissed. "Why wasn't I there? I would have killed Kakashi! I-I-" Sterling walks over and pushes Itachi off stage. "Shoo, you don't find out about this till next chapter!" "Oh… ops."